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Guest LexLugerRules
"Sex doesn't hold a candle to TheSmartMarks Forums!"

 

*OJ, in bed, posts and lights a smoke*

 

OJ: Ah, SmartMarks Board, you were fannnnnnntastic.

 

Shelbey: What?

 

OJ: Oh, dear, I hear my cell phone. Go wait in the back, honey.

BY GAWD HE DOES IT AGAIN!

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAH

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Guest LexLugerRules

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Guest Mattdotcom

Damn, he's got some stamina. Or he forgot how to get to the forum again.

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Guest MarvinisaLunatic

Im hoping he gets grounded and can't go to the party.

 

There are a couple other hillarious scenarios for how this will unfold.

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Guest Mattdotcom

I'd like to request the admirable Robert "Bob" Barron write a song to commemorate this occasion.

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Guest cartman

OH....

 

My....

 

GOD...

 

First off Barron your my fucking IDOL from now on for posting that "you're a fag" pic...

 

Secondly, does this guy qualify as being dumber than the famous OJ?

 

Thirdly, either way we all have to give him some props for giving us all something to bust out laughing at.

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Guest Texas Small Arms 09

It's actually pretty sad that a 14 year old boy is hyping up his so called sex life to a wrestling board. I mean don't most guys hype this up to their friends, unless of course he has no friends. I'm betting that by the time he actually got to her and stpooed posting she wasn't in the mood anymore. Why didn't any of you guys tell this clown that women need to be stimulated? Eh, he'll learn...trial and error. I hope he didn't blow too quick. :o

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Guest Mattdotcom

"TheSmartMarkForums - Apparantly, Its Better Than Sex"!!!!!

 

IT HAPPENED~!

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Guest Mattdotcom

Good question, Bob. Hmmm....what could we use to commemorate this occasion? Guys?

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Guest Mattdotcom

I tried Tribute- Tenacious D...it was hard to do, so all I can say is, "I respect you...Baron Man!"

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Guest cynicalprofit

"TheSmartMarkForums - Apparantly, Its Better Than Sex"!!!!!

 

that needs to go on the homepage for the board because we can now prove it with documentation.

 

This is serisouly a pathetic post

 

Since theyre both 14 cant we call the cops on them or something, im mean we have (Sorta) proof that he had sex with her, and i dont think 14 is legal...i just want this guy in jail so he cant post here anymore.

 

14 + cellphone + posting about your sex life on a wrestling board = loser

 

Internet conneticon=$20

Party at girls house=free

Condom=$1

Getting laid and bragging about in on a wrestling board =priceless

Having the girl find out you posted it on a wrestling board = shes never gonna screw you again.

 

And for the record, cellphones cause brain tumors. Enjoy.

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Guest CanadianChris

I can't read this thread anymore...I'm crying from laughing so hard.

 

You guys all fucking RULE. Especially Bob and his "You're a Fag" picture.

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Guest Will Scarlet

This is fast becoming one of my favourite threads. Always good for a laugh. Though, posting about getting laid on a wrestling board? Don't 14 year olds have anything better to do? It is just sad.

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Guest Mattdotcom

I say go with FlexyIsCool's request and try "It Wasn't Me" - Shaggy. I think it'll work.

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Guest Mattdotcom

Oh, and...

 

"TheSmartMarkForums - Apparantly, Its Better Than Sex"!!!!!

 

that needs to go on the homepage for the board because we can now prove it with documentation.

 

 

Scroll up a lil' bit. See it? There ya go!

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Guest Human Fly

This thread is hilarious. OJ breaking in with "updates". "I told her I was going to the bathroom" You can't make stuff like that up. "I'm going to go bang her really, really, really hard" He's 14 so will it last 30 seconds. On top of that in a hot tub. I can just imagine how that worked out. This is thread cracks me up so much.

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Guest DerangedHermit

At the party:

 

OJ: Here, take this strap-on. Pretend you're Bradshaw an' I'm Matt Hardy.

 

Shelby: Who's Bradshaw and Matt Hardy? And why are you giving me this strap-on?

 

OJ: :dials on cellphone and types on a laptop: Guys, I'm gonna do it!

 

Shelby: WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?!?!?!?!? ::::takes cell phone and stuffs it up OJ's ass and smashes him in the head with the laptop::::

 

OJ: I did it! Yay!

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Guest Incandenza
TheSmartMarkForums - Apparantly, Its Better Than Sex

 

"Apparently" is misspelled.

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Guest Will Scarlet

I wonder what happened to OJ anyway. Maybe he finally figured out that giving out "live updates" was probably a pretty bad idea.

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