Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted January 15, 2003 Sorry for bumping this, but I hadn't read it since... well, the last post I made on it. And I'll bet you can all pretty much figure out what I'm gonna say... How the fudgepacking, cocksucking, bend-over-girlfriend mindblowing Christina Aguilera carpetlicking holy sweet mother of Christ dreaming of getting violated by Goldberg FUCK is this wiener not a virgin, while I haven't even been on a date and I'm older than him? ...and this, my friends, is the danger of sleeping. Lest your most bizarre fantasies become such deeply ingrained in the board that it ceases to become an in-joke and an everyday phrase. Sleep. Bastards! I'm glad I don't and do homework instead. Yet I'm still behind? Bastards! Right, don't worry about it dude. I'm three months short of 19 and the only play I've got has been from my right hands, bed, and the occasional plunger handle. I've been on one date my entire life, and have about as much luck with the ladies as... uhhh... insert your own metaphor here I gotta bounce. Don't worry about it bro. Bitches be trippin'. Remember that. Always. AND DON'T FALL ASLEEP!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NoCalMike Report post Posted January 15, 2003 I don't want to rain on your parade, but the first thing you should know is that this girl WILL NOT ENJOY THE SEX. For one, you will be done in 2 minutes or less. Secondly, almost no female enjoys losing their virginity at least phsyically, yes I know some do, but most don't. Also, you better be safe about this, do NOT, knock this girl up....and lastly...what in the FUCK are your parents thinking getting you a cell phone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EricMM Report post Posted January 15, 2003 Phr33k the secret is to find some sort of activity that involves lots of girls and guys and that interests you. Start doing that activity. Hang out with people. Find out who in that group is female, and is nice, and interests you. Then go up to her, and ask her out on a date. This may or may not end in sex, BUT it is the only way that CAN end up in sex... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted January 15, 2003 Okay we just brought this thread up again why? As if this wasn't bad enough when it originally started but come on guys Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted January 16, 2003 OJ reminds me of Fez on The 70's Show "I'm going to DO it!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest converge241 Report post Posted January 17, 2003 *stumbles in, looks around* what the hell? *leaves* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JangoFett4Hire Report post Posted January 17, 2003 so, did he do it or what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted January 17, 2003 Ya he did. He finally fingered his dog's ass and licked it. Quite disgusting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted January 18, 2003 so, did he do it or what? If you are really serious about this question I have one answer for you....Read the damn thread and you'll see Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted January 18, 2003 Ya he did. He finally fingered his dog's ass and licked it. Quite disgusting. and here's the photographic evidence Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tank_abbott Report post Posted January 18, 2003 Wow 12 pages for an inconclusive ending....I think Russo was writing this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bosstones Fan Report post Posted January 18, 2003 Wow 12 pages for an inconclusive ending....I think Russo was writing this Someone already said that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JangoFett4Hire Report post Posted January 20, 2003 I read it, and still have no idea if he did or didn't dammit. All i read was some silliness such as the chick waiting in the pool or something while he said he had to make a #2 but he really went to log on to the net... by the way, this thread was started in august- what saturday was he supposed to get his dinky stinky? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted January 20, 2003 Will this thread EVER die? My guess is that by the time he got back to the hot tub, the only place to put his dinky was the water jets...and if any of you have seen Out Cold, we know how it turned out for ol' OJ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted January 20, 2003 This thread really wasn't that funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted January 20, 2003 He.Was.A.Gimmick.Poster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted January 20, 2003 I'm 25 an i haven't lost my virginity yet. You should see a professional about that. This post was hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted January 20, 2003 Ah, Davy McWavydavy. Last I saw him, he was pressuring me into posting a picture of my hairless unit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted January 21, 2003 You could always count on Davy for something like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Golem Report post Posted January 22, 2003 He.Was.A.Gimmick.Poster. *GASP* Gimmick posters on TheSmartMarks?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted January 22, 2003 Did you finally go through with it and shave the accessories, Inc? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JangoFett4Hire Report post Posted March 28, 2003 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted March 28, 2003 WTF?! Why the hell did you do that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted March 28, 2003 God dammit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the pinjockey Report post Posted March 28, 2003 Shit, the worst part is I started reading through this crap again since you bumped it. Luckily two pages in I quit otherwise I would have had to hurt myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JangoFett4Hire Report post Posted March 28, 2003 this is my all time favorite thread well, fave thread that contains no whiskers posts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted March 28, 2003 And he bumped it with an emoticon post. Even worse. Why is Inc showing as unregistered now? He wasn't banned, was he? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted March 28, 2003 Remember the spelling thing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted March 28, 2003 Yeah, but that's Incadenza that was the misspelled name. I should know, I typed it enough when I was talking about him being Celebrity of the State of America. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JangoFett4Hire Report post Posted March 28, 2003 the emoticon to boot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites