It's the one and only Velocidential thread

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I have no idea what's going to happen. Let's cross our fingers that we get good stuff and less fluff.

[Guest Bricks]

Well, here's a Confidential Preview:From WWE.com

 

Each week, Rikishi entertains millions with his in-ring ability and his astounding dance moves. The big man is a former Intercontinental Champion, as well as a former Tag Team Champion. No doubt, he has earned his spot on the World Wrestling Entertainment roster, however, it almost never happened. This week on Confidential, find out about the life that was almost lost.

 

Tune in this Saturday, right after WWE Velocity, at 11 p.m./10 p.m. ET only on TNN!

[Guest DerangedHermit]

Each week, Rikishi entertains millions with his in-ring ability

Yeah fucking right.

[Guest bob_barron]

So who shot Rikishi????

[Guest Downhome]

Each week, Rikishi entertains millions with his in-ring ability and his astounding dance moves.

If my "entertains" they mean pisses off countless of fans, while at the very same time sickens them not only because they have his fat celulited ass hanging out for the entire world to see, but also because his offense and defense if mind and stomach numbing, then yes they have a point.

 

The big man is a former Intercontinental Champion, as well as a former Tag Team Champion.

 

*sigh*, and it is a damn shame, damn shame indeed. (For the most part!)

 

Let's get to the good stuff, what matches are on Velocity tonight?

[Guest Downhome]

So who shot Rikishi????

I bet it was Maggie!

[Guest Bricks]

So who shot Rikishi????

It was Rikishi. He did it for The Rock.

[Guest Angle-plex]

however, it almost never happened.

 

We can only wish it didn't.

[Guest bob_barron]

Triple H: Rikishi-uh if you-uh shoot-uh yourself-uh for me then you-uh will be-uh a star-uh.

Rikisih: Okay.

Triple H: No back-uh that-uh ass up-uh

[Guest Flyboy]

YES! YES!

 

Rikishi story!!

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Yea, anyone got a Velocity preview? I'm interested to know what I'll be reviewing tonight, since 1-2-Kickout, B&C, Kidman, and Knoble were all on Smackdown! (any of my other regulars I missed?), so... what do I have to look forward to besides Tajiri, Albert, and Mike Awesome?

 

Oh, and Holly... can't forget him, I mean he's been getting PROMOS, so they must be doing something with him tonight

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Doesn't future superstar/hoss Bull Buchanan re-debut on Velocity against Mike Awesome? I know I am pumped!

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Rico vs. Funaki

 

Hardcore Holly vs. Albert

 

Chavo Guerrero vs. Tajiri

 

Bull Buchanan vs. Mike Awesome

[Guest Flyboy]

Chavo Vs. Tajiri is pretty much the only thing that interests me.. although, Rico Vs. Funaki could surprise me.

 

But, aren't you guys EXCITED~! about Bull Vs. Awesome?! I am!

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

In the spoiler it said Funaki/Rico was a great match. Funaki was in battlarts and Rico knows kung fu, so it should be pretty nifty. Funaki is the best thing going; I hope he gets all mat-techy and shit.

 

Bull/Awesome or Holly/Albert... I AM SO CONFLICTED!!!!

 

Actually! Awesome/Albert had a KILLER dark match at the Toronto Raw show, the crowd dug it.

[Guest Flyboy]

I know Funaki Vs. Kidman was damned good last week. Using psychology~! Go Funaki! And Kidman was selling it like a pro.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Anything involving the awesomeness~! that is Funaki = I'm there. The fact that he gets Rico makes it all more exciting. Tajiri is my favourite wrestler, so I try to never miss any match he is having. Holly/Albert...well...um...erm...I like the Alabama Slam...yeah!

 

And how could you not mark out for the returning Bull Buchanan? He's a hoss, and has that really awesome scissors kick. Why is this guy not main eventing? Heck, I am marking out just thinking about his Velocity appearance. Yes...yes I am.

[Guest Flyboy]

And how could you not mark out for the returning Bull Buchanan? He's a hoss, and has that really awesome scissors kick. Why is this guy not main eventing? Heck, I am marking out just thinking about his Velocity appearance. Yes...yes I am.

 

That was gold...

 

Anyhow, if Funaki/Rico and Chavo/Tajiri don't disappoint, I'll be captioning them and uploading them to El Psycho Diablo's Hotline server! *thumbs up, cleap plug&

[Guest Incandenza]

Rico vs. Funaki?

 

The jobbing streak ends tonight!

[Guest Flyboy]

If this thread gets more than the SD! thread... man...

[Guest Zero_Cool]

If this thread gets more than the SD! thread... man...

You know...just because you said that, we have to make this bigger than the SD! thread.

[Guest Flyboy]

That would be kickass.

 

Even with Rikishi's story, BAH GAWD~!

[Guest The Czech Republic]

We had more than SD! last week...and with 5 this time we can do it with flying colors.

[Guest Downhome]

Well it wont be very hard to beat SD, why in the hell did it have so few reply to it anyhow?

[Guest Flyboy]

I think people read the spoilers and decided the show sucked.

 

They were pretty wrong on that assumption.

[Guest Flyboy]

EDIT: Nothing to see here.

[Guest Valcourt]

Battle bots gets me AMPED to watch Velocity!

[Guest Flyboy]

I won't be here for Velocity or Confidential.

[Guest Downhome]

Our of curriosity, what is your opinion of Rico?

[Guest Downhome]

I won't be here for Velocity or Confidential.

Well there goes about 100 of the posts in this thread.