Guest Ravenbomb Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 http://ravenbomb.250free.com/Minister.jpg That's right, I'm an ordained minister now (well, I have been since January, but whatever). Anybody else? *crickets churp* Anybody?
Guest Mattdotcom Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 Welllll.... In Driver's Ed, we have to take a Boating License test, so then you can all call me Cap'n, and I'll marry ye at sea, I will. Oh, congrats. Minister RavenBomb is awesome, as long as you don't marry several brides and be assisted by a big-kneed weirdo.
Guest bob_barron Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 Congratulations on being an ordained minister
Guest MrRant Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 I am... just call me Reverend Lowmon of the Church Of NO MA'AM
Guest Ravenbomb Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 why, thenk you. If anybody is interested in starting a cult, I'm available
Guest Flyboy Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 I'm not, but congrats to your Ravenbomb. Oh... do you have those little crackers and cranberry juice they use on Communion? Those things rock~!
Guest J*ingus Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 I've thought about it, it could be pretty cool to officially have the powers the law grants to ministers.
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 there is a website somehwere that promises that it can ordain you officially in any real or made up religion you want for a small fee to print up the certificate. I forget the site, but if I remember it I'll post it..
Guest Guy Stokes Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 If there is one man that Guy loves its god.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 I don't have those little crackers, but I have Cheese-Itz, will those do?
Guest DrTom Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 At one time, I considered trying to become an ordained minister in the Church of Satan, just to piss off some Catholics. I never went thru with it. The thought still occasionally crosses my mind when I encounter one of those "preachy" types. Them: Have you taken Jesus as your personal savior? Me: No, I am blessed by the Demon Father with powers your pale Christ could never hope to match. I still want to have that conversation someday... B)
Guest MrRant Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 My last bowling team we called the Church Of NO MA'AM just to piss of some of the ultra religous there.
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