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[Guest LexLugerRules]

The ref didnt see it!

[Guest Anglesault]

::Another ref runs down and over rules the decision, citing evidence from the SmartMarkTron. AS frees himself and runs away.::

[Guest LexLugerRules]

**But out comes the owner of Smart Mark Championship Wrestling Federation, Ronald McDonald, and tells the ref the desicion sticks***

[Guest Anglesault]

But he is then over ruled by the CEO, who in some strange twist of fate, is AS himself.::

[Guest LexLugerRules]

***But before AS can make the desicion, a Big monster comes and steps on AS and AS dies***

[Guest Anglesault]

::AS' written statement appears on the SMTron. Everyone can see it. AS no sells death::

[Guest Huntergree]

*Pedigrees AS. Buries him forever in the undercard. Invests in double glazing to stop him from ever even becoming a midcard jobber*

[Guest Incandenza]

::Incandenza, with the help of two refs, hobbles back in, knocks out LLR with crutch and pins him 1-2-3, and successfully retains Hardcore belt AND hands LLR his first defeat; Inc was goldbricking all along::

[Guest LexLugerRules]

*Ronald MacDonald tears up the written statement and eats it and shits it out, and throws it at Huntergree*

[Guest LexLugerRules]

::Incandenza, with the help of two refs, hobbles back in, knocks out LLR with crutch and pins him 1-2-3, and successfully retains Hardcore belt AND hands LLR his first defeat; Inc was goldbricking all along::

I retired assmonkey...

[Guest Incandenza]

::Incandenza, with the help of two refs, hobbles back in, knocks out LLR with crutch and pins him 1-2-3, and successfully retains Hardcore belt AND hands LLR his first defeat; Inc was goldbricking all along::

I retired assmonkey...

::commissioner comes out and says that LLR--due to the debate over the ending of his match with AS--has not officially retired, and therefore Inc's victory over him will go in the record books::

[Guest LexLugerRules]

***Was in Brazil anyway, but LLR comes back to the ring and POWERBOMBS Inc and pins ref counts***

 

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[Guest Anglesault]

::But AS launches at LLR from the top rope! Sunsetflip! The ref counts the new pin! 1, 2, 3!::

[Guest Huntergree]

*But it all means nothing, for AS is now a curtain jerker.*

[Guest LexLugerRules]

::But AS launches at LLR from the top rope! Sunsetflip! The ref counts the new pin! 1, 2, 3!::

**The Smart Tron shows that LLR kicked out, and they have a world debate about, they even show Bush and Gore debating about it on CNN, and they let everyone in america votes and they vote 100% it didnt count. So LLR gives AS the stinkface and ref counts***

 

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6-0! baby!

[Guest HoffmanHBK]

*no-sells all future no-sells until the end of time*

[Guest HoffmanHBK]

*rips a hole in space-time using secret WDI admin powers, causing LLR's record to go from 6-0 to 0-6, then seals the hole, never to be opened again. Spinebusters AS for good measure (having, apparently, escaped the earlier Figure-4 he was no selling).*

[Guest Incandenza]

::in spite of LLR's claims of being in Brazil, Inc proudly boasts to who ever listens that he is in fact THE first person to defeat LLR::

[Guest LexLugerRules]

(Appears on the ramp way)

 

LLR: I unretire!

 

(Runs down and hits AS with NaturalBornThriller's old keyboard, and pins, and ref counts)

 

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3!!!!!!!

 

I AM UNDEFEATED! 4-0!

 

(Runs all the way to Brazil)

 

LLR: HAHAHAHA AS I AM 2-0 OVER YOU, AND I AM 4-0! By the way

 

I RETIRE AGAIN!

Prove I was in Brazil...

[Guest Incandenza]

::laughs in the face of LLR's claims, as they're so no possible way he could've ran all the way to Brazil::

[Guest LexLugerRules]

It's internet wrestling you could do anything.

[Guest HoffmanHBK]

It doesn't matter; he's winless now. HAHAHAHAHAHA *spinebusters Incandenza just for the hell of it* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Guest LexLugerRules]

*Calls God on a payphone and makes him change it back to 6-0, and God makes it back to 6-0*

[Guest Tha Cunnysmythe]

*Is God. Changes mind. Resets record to -7 - 44*

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

*Is God. Changes mind. Resets record to -7 - 44*

WOW... just WOW.

 

That's some losing streak. Maybe you should blow your head off like Renegade did...

[Guest Shaved Bear]

*Is God. Changes mind. Resets record to -7 - 44*

WOW... just WOW.

 

That's some losing streak. Maybe you should blow your head off like Renegade did...

LMAO!!!

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

:: Shatters glass ceiling with hammer, hits Huntergree with a Steiner Screwdriver::

 

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I won AND shattered the glass ceiling! WHOOO!

[Guest Shaved Bear]

Bear comes out of the lass ceiling, and drops a Bear Bottom on all people around him

[Guest LexLugerRules]

*God was just kidding, and chages it to 99999999999999999999999999999999999 - 0*

[Guest Incandenza]

::Cereal Man runs in and locks the Snap, Crackle, Pop on LLR, who then submits, but CM won't let go, so LLR starts crying, but CM still won't let go::