Guest bob_barron Posted August 12, 2002 Report Posted August 12, 2002 (Yo', man) Yo' (Listen up,man) What happened? (I just posted it) You posted that? (I felt like I had to look cool) Um okay? (I fucked a girl dude) Man (I don't know how to though) Call her on a cell phone (Alright) Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Posting on the ole smarks board Picture this, I pretended to be BUTT naked Bangin' on the hot tub floor How could I forget that I would look like a massive fag All this time everyone read it They all were laughing at me How you can let your idiot post this Everyone thinks you're a massive tool You better watch your back before she soon find out I mean you only known her for five whole weeks To be a true player you have to have a cell phone If you don't, then your completely gay Never admit to the board that you're gonna have sex And call on the cell phone But they read it in the folder(It wasn't me) Heard me bangin' in the hot tub (It wasn't me) I even had her in the bathroom (It wasn't me) While updating the smarks board(It wasn't me) Bob Barron called me a faggot (It wasn't me) Superstar called me a moron(It wasn't me) My girlfriend started screaming (It wasn't me) She said to come to the hot tub Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Posting on the ole smarks board Picture this, I pretended to be BUTT naked Bangin' on the hot tub floor I had tried to keep her From what she was about to see Why should she believe me When I told her it wasn't me Make sure she thinks you were joking and not a loser Whenever you should see her call her Dawn Marie As funny you thought you were, you really werent Seein is believin so you better change your screen name You know no one is gonna believe you when talk banging on the hot tub We'll all laugh at you and go to something else Wait for the replies: then read them over But if Mattdotcom makes fun of you, you better laugh your ass off But they read it in the folder(It wasn't me) Heard me bangin' in the hot tub (It wasn't me) I even had her in the bathroom (It wasn't me) While updating the smarks board(It wasn't me) Bob Barron called me a faggot (It wasn't me) Flyboy called me a moron(It wasn't me) My girlfriend started screaming (It wasn't me) She said to come to the hot tub Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Posting on the ole smarks board Picture this, I pretended to be BUTT naked Bangin' on the hot tub floor How could I forget that I would look like a massive fag All this time everyone read it They all were laughing at me Gonna call her on her cell phone To be pretend to be cool I've been listenin to the responses No one likes me at all We should go into the bathroom And try to have wild sex I think that I am all that But I actually seriously suck That's why I sing Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Posting on the ole smarks board Picture this, I pretended to be BUTT naked Bangin' on the hot tub floor How could I forget that I would look like a massive fag All this time everyone read it They all were laughing at me
Guest the pinjockey Posted August 12, 2002 Report Posted August 12, 2002 "To be a true player you have to have a cell phone If you don't, then your completely gay" Christ this is the funniest thing I have ever seen.
Guest Midnight Express83 Posted August 12, 2002 Report Posted August 12, 2002 ::BOWS TO GOD~!!!::: YOU FUCKING RULE!!! This has to be the best combo of threads EVER. This supasses the idiot from FL.
Guest LexLugerRules Posted August 12, 2002 Report Posted August 12, 2002 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hahahahahaha hahahaha omg im crying from laughing! BOB YOU FUCKING RULE~!
Guest Mattdotcom Posted August 12, 2002 Report Posted August 12, 2002 Any song that mentions ME is better than "OK", brother. I didn't think Mattdotcom would fit in the song, because I'm an OJ Hart. Fantastic song, but nothing beats "Beautiful Day".
Guest bob_barron Posted August 12, 2002 Report Posted August 12, 2002 I know- Beautiful Day is untouchable but if you never need any song parodies I'll do them
Guest O.J. Hart Posted August 12, 2002 Report Posted August 12, 2002 You guys remembered the Dawn Marie incident. Oh well, I still mark out for the ass. Does anyone still have the pic? YOU GUYS ARE CELL PHONE MARKS!!!
Guest Mattdotcom Posted August 12, 2002 Report Posted August 12, 2002 Good deal, man. I'll just wait for another idiot. Or, it could be a wrestler.....nah.
Guest Flyboy Posted August 12, 2002 Report Posted August 12, 2002 You guys remembered the Dawn Marie incident. Oh well, I still mark out for the ass. Does anyone still have the pic? I do, but guess who's NOT going to get it. One guess!
Guest O.J. Hart Posted August 12, 2002 Report Posted August 12, 2002 hmmmm....i wonder who? I GET TO SEE A REAL ASS!!!!!
Guest Mattdotcom Posted August 12, 2002 Report Posted August 12, 2002 Yeah, look in the mirror. Pulling down your pants and turning around= optional.
Guest Flyboy Posted August 12, 2002 Report Posted August 12, 2002 Yeah, look in the mirror. Pulling down your pants and turning around= optional. Oh TAG, Matt!
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted August 12, 2002 Report Posted August 12, 2002 funniest thing I've heard in a while..
Guest Marshall Posted August 12, 2002 Report Posted August 12, 2002 I GET TO SEE A REAL ASS!!!!! "GET" But you said she was swiming NAKED. Did you miss it? Where you looking the other way? To busy posting on message boards? You need to be consistent when you lie.
Guest O.J. Hart Posted August 12, 2002 Report Posted August 12, 2002 Get refers to getting to see it all the time
Guest Marshall Posted August 12, 2002 Report Posted August 12, 2002 Get refers to getting to see it all the time Silly me.
Guest saturnmark4life Posted August 13, 2002 Report Posted August 13, 2002 I GET TO SEE A REAL ASS!!!!! Quote of the year. You idiot.
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