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It Wasn't Me (OJ Hart)


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Guest bob_barron
Posted

(Yo', man) Yo'

(Listen up,man) What happened?

(I just posted it) You posted that?

(I felt like I had to look cool) Um okay?

(I fucked a girl dude) Man

(I don't know how to though) Call her on a cell phone

(Alright)

 

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed

Posting on the ole smarks board

Picture this, I pretended to be BUTT naked

Bangin' on the hot tub floor

 

How could I forget that

I would look like a massive fag

All this time everyone read it

They all were laughing at me

 

How you can let your idiot post this

Everyone thinks you're a massive tool

You better watch your back before she soon find out

I mean you only known her for five whole weeks

To be a true player you have to have a cell phone

If you don't, then your completely gay

Never admit to the board that you're gonna have sex

And call on the cell phone

 

But they read it in the folder(It wasn't me)

Heard me bangin' in the hot tub (It wasn't me)

I even had her in the bathroom (It wasn't me)

While updating the smarks board(It wasn't me)

 

Bob Barron called me a faggot (It wasn't me)

Superstar called me a moron(It wasn't me)

My girlfriend started screaming (It wasn't me)

She said to come to the hot tub

 

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed

Posting on the ole smarks board

Picture this, I pretended to be BUTT naked

Bangin' on the hot tub floor

 

 

I had tried to keep her

From what she was about to see

Why should she believe me

When I told her it wasn't me

 

Make sure she thinks you were joking and not a loser

Whenever you should see her call her Dawn Marie

As funny you thought you were, you really werent

Seein is believin so you better change your screen name

You know no one is gonna believe you when talk banging on the hot tub

We'll all laugh at you and go to something else

Wait for the replies: then read them over

But if Mattdotcom makes fun of you, you better laugh your ass off

 

But they read it in the folder(It wasn't me)

Heard me bangin' in the hot tub (It wasn't me)

I even had her in the bathroom (It wasn't me)

While updating the smarks board(It wasn't me)

 

 

Bob Barron called me a faggot (It wasn't me)

Flyboy called me a moron(It wasn't me)

My girlfriend started screaming (It wasn't me)

She said to come to the hot tub

 

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed

Posting on the ole smarks board

Picture this, I pretended to be BUTT naked

Bangin' on the hot tub floor

 

How could I forget that

I would look like a massive fag

All this time everyone read it

They all were laughing at me

 

 

Gonna call her on her cell phone

To be pretend to be cool

I've been listenin to the responses

No one likes me at all

We should go into the bathroom

And try to have wild sex

I think that I am all that

But I actually seriously suck

That's why I sing

 

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed

Posting on the ole smarks board

Picture this, I pretended to be BUTT naked

Bangin' on the hot tub floor

 

How could I forget that

I would look like a massive fag

All this time everyone read it

They all were laughing at me

Guest the pinjockey
Posted

"To be a true player you have to have a cell phone

If you don't, then your completely gay"

 

:lol:

 

Christ this is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

Guest Midnight Express83
Posted

::BOWS TO GOD~!!!::: YOU FUCKING RULE!!! This has to be the best combo of threads EVER. This supasses the idiot from FL.

Guest LexLugerRules
Posted

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hahahahahaha

hahahaha

 

omg im crying from laughing!

 

BOB YOU FUCKING RULE~!

Guest Mattdotcom
Posted

Any song that mentions ME is better than "OK", brother. I didn't think Mattdotcom would fit in the song, because I'm an OJ Hart. Fantastic song, but nothing beats "Beautiful Day".

Guest bob_barron
Posted

I know- Beautiful Day is untouchable but if you never need any song parodies I'll do them

Guest O.J. Hart
Posted

You guys remembered the Dawn Marie incident. Oh well, I still mark out for the ass. Does anyone still have the pic?

 

YOU GUYS ARE CELL PHONE MARKS!!!

Guest Mattdotcom
Posted

Good deal, man. I'll just wait for another idiot. Or, it could be a wrestler.....nah.

Guest Flyboy
Posted
You guys remembered the Dawn Marie incident. Oh well, I still mark out for the ass. Does anyone still have the pic?

I do, but guess who's NOT going to get it. One guess!

 

:)

Guest O.J. Hart
Posted

hmmmm....i wonder who?

 

I GET TO SEE A REAL ASS!!!!!

Guest Mattdotcom
Posted

Yeah, look in the mirror.

 

 

 

 

Pulling down your pants and turning around= optional.

Guest Flyboy
Posted
Yeah, look in the mirror.

 

 

 

 

Pulling down your pants and turning around= optional.

Oh TAG, Matt! :P

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

funniest thing I've heard in a while..

Guest Marshall
Posted
I GET TO SEE A REAL ASS!!!!!

"GET"

 

But you said she was swiming NAKED. Did you miss it? Where you looking the other way? To busy posting on message boards?

 

You need to be consistent when you lie.

Guest Marshall
Posted
Get refers to getting to see it all the time

Silly me.

Guest saturnmark4life
Posted
I GET TO SEE A REAL ASS!!!!!

Quote of the year. You idiot.

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