So God hates gay ppl, eh?

[Guest Ravenbomb]

If they're going to back up their message with quoths, I'm gonna back up my anti-shaving and clock message with quoths, too!

 

http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/purore...tesshaving.html

 

Edit: Note: The site isn't finished, it's only a rough draft. So if it seems a little short or thin, that's because it isn't done.

[Guest chirs3]

Awesome.

[Guest Incandenza]

This reminds me of that line about the bible spoken by Rev. Lovejoy in The Simpsons--I'm paraphrasing here--"Marge, have you ever sat down and actually read this thing? Technically, we're not even suppose to go the bathroom."

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Question:

 

What about natural baldness? All my hair fell out and now Im bald, so does God hate me?

[Guest Ravenbomb]

yeah, there's some quoth in Leviticus about ppl having to go way out in the desert to dump then bury it. The only problem is that there aren't many deserts here in Missouri.

 

 

On a semi-related note, in the Bible, Hell was a physical place in Israil. It was this valley where they burned garbage and before that pagans used it for sacrafices. Well, the year the rams won the superbowl (around the same time, I think) it was snowing over there, so I've heard.

 

Question:

 

What about natural baldness? All my hair fell out and now Im bald, so does God hate me?

nope, it says not to MAKE a baldness. As long as you didn't pull any of that hair out, you're fine, except you've probably had a hair-cut or two in your lifetime, so it's a moot point.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

People read Leviticus?

 

::shudders::

[Guest J*ingus]

For laughs, yes. And to pick up some good ammo for "god hates fags" debates. "Well Mr. Wingnut, have you ever eaten shrimp? Oh, you have? Well, according to Leviticus, eating shrimp is just as bad a sin as fudgepacking. Carry on."

[Guest Ravenbomb]

One of these days I'm going to review the bible. Sure it's all historical and the basis for some relgions, but how is it as a book?

[Guest J*ingus]

The main thing to realize about the Bible is that, as a book, it is really, really LONG. We're talking War & Peace, The Stand, Ulysses, and Lord of the Rings combined. And it's awfully repetitive.

[Guest EricMM]

Must not... make bible reviewer joke. Main character seems to have a god complex, jesus has a holier than thou art attitude, bible too preachy etc.

 

Seriously reading and reviewing the bible especially the old testament is like reading and reviewing a dictionary, encyclopedia, or more aptly a history book. Its a religious resource book and nothing more.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

*shrugs*

 

by the way, is the old testament in Childrens Bibles, cause aren't some of those parts a bit violent for small kids to be reading?

[Guest J*ingus]

You'd be amazed at the kinds of stories they taught us in sunday school. Men getting their eyes poked out, a guy getting his head impaled to the ground with a spike, a fat man being stabbed in the belly and deflating, amputations, decapitations, stuff like that.

[Guest jimmy no nose]

a fat man being stabbed in the belly and deflating,

Ooh, ooh, tell me more. Did they lead in to this story with a disclaimer saying Kids, don't try this at home?

[Guest J*ingus]

Yeah, there was a disclaimer. The disclaimer ran something like "Children, make sure that you follow God's laws every minute of every day, or this will happen to YOU!"