Maury, Ricky, etc, etc Paternity Tests

[Guest MrRant]

Does any watch these as well? I do sometimes with my fiancee and we both find it funny as shit when a girl is on saying that she KNOWS who the father is and the test comes back and the guy is clear and she breaks down crying and supposedly doesn't know why it came back negative. Your thoughts?

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I have to admit, even though laughing at someone in that situation is wrong (especially with the tears going down their face), the fact that the guy is always happily taunting and saying "YEA BITCH!" or something to that effect is hilarious. Plus, the tone in Maury's voice when he says "you are... NOT... the father!" or "you say he's the father? Test show that's... a lie!" are priceless.

 

Maury is the only one to watch because sometimes he disses his own guests, particularly "recurring customers".

[Guest razazteca]

well it gets boring watching "Who's the baby's daddy" on Maury since its one of 4 topics on the show.

 

If I wake up before noon I might but in general I do not. Maury is a perverted old man with some gay tendacys and must have some military school issues.

 

I am glad that Sally Jessie Raphael got cancelled and wish great harm on Jenny Jones for the crap that she puts on tv, not to mention the accessory to killing a guest.

 

If I somehow get tricked onto one of these shows I would throw a chair at the person who brought me there then attack the host.

 

Jerry Springer is the only one that I would watch on a regular basis because its fake and the show does not even try to solve any white trash problems. Besides he has had Jamie Dundee, Iron Sheik, and other wrestlers on as pimps or hustlers

 

Trash Tv Entertainment at its best

[Guest jimmy no nose]

The best one ever was when this one guy was told he was not the father and his reaction to the woman was something like "See, now you owe me money, I missed work to be here and do this, now you owe me money". I don't feel bad at all laughing at these people. Maybe they should stop sleeping with 5 guys during the timespan it was possible for her to have concieved the child.

[Guest LexLugerRules]

It's fucking funny. How can you not laugh, when guys jump up down,

 

"I TOLD YA SO BITCH! I TOLD YA! BOO YA!"

 

It's so goddamn funny.

 

Espically before they show the tests, and have those little promo videos, where the man call their girls sluts.