Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 12, 2002 Report Posted August 12, 2002 Next saturday night, this girl from school is having a birthday party at her house. I'm not invited cause I stalked her a while back (long story) but, her best friend is my girlfriend Shelby. Me and Shelby have been together for a day or two, and I know it's the perfect time to "do it". (Tee-Hee) I mean, we're both goin to 9th grade (again!) and the girl's parents won't be home for the party.(Even if they're not, they won't mind, right?) I already talked to Shelby and I think, she wants me to fuck here! All right! (I still don't know what she means by only restraining order, though. Man, girls are silly:) ) 6.34444444 days!!! Yes, me and Shelby will both lose our virginty on Saturday August the 25th 2002. I know this has no place here at all, but oh well. Don't think I'm braggin or anyhting about this though. (I mean it's not like she's that pretty ANYWAY.) Can you guys give me any tips on stuff like what a climax is?????
Guest NazMistry Posted August 12, 2002 Report Posted August 12, 2002 I guess your climax will be time in prison for breaking the restraining order, other than that, your good to go!
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 12, 2002 Report Posted August 12, 2002 Naz, you do realize this is a parody of the other thread don't you?
Guest Incandenza Posted August 12, 2002 Report Posted August 12, 2002 I think this joke's just about been run into the ground.
Guest NazMistry Posted August 12, 2002 Report Posted August 12, 2002 Naz, you do realize this is a parody of the other thread don't you? Yes, I was making a joke of the restraining order.
Guest cynicalprofit Posted August 13, 2002 Report Posted August 13, 2002 *Grabs joke by the throw and throws it to the ground* *pulls out revolver* *Screams*FUCKING DIE *fires six shots* Let it die.
Guest O.J. Hart Posted August 13, 2002 Report Posted August 13, 2002 Yea, just let it go. Me and Shelby's love life is not gonna be brought up on this board again. Close every thread involving me and Shelby.
Guest Mattdotcom Posted August 13, 2002 Report Posted August 13, 2002 "Close every thread involving me and Shelby." It's ONE fucking thread, tool. And, as the God of the Thread, I agree. Let it die.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 13, 2002 Report Posted August 13, 2002 OJ Hart: You posted the one, you gotta live with it.
Guest chirs3 Posted August 13, 2002 Report Posted August 13, 2002 I mean, we're both goin to 9th grade (again!) and the girl's parents won't be home for the party. LOL, bravo.
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