Next Saturday... I'm gonna do it

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Next saturday night, this girl from school is having a birthday party at her house. I'm not invited cause I stalked her a while back (long story) but, her best friend is my girlfriend Shelby. Me and Shelby have been together for a day or two, and I know it's the perfect time to "do it". (Tee-Hee)

 

I mean, we're both goin to 9th grade (again!) and the girl's parents won't be home for the party.(Even if they're not, they won't mind, right?) I already talked to Shelby and I think, she wants me to fuck here! All right! (I still don't know what she means by only restraining order, though. Man, girls are silly:) ) 6.34444444 days!!! Yes, me and Shelby will both lose our virginty on Saturday August the 25th 2002.

 

I know this has no place here at all, but oh well. Don't think I'm braggin or anyhting about this though. (I mean it's not like she's that pretty ANYWAY.) Can you guys give me any tips on stuff like what a climax is?????

[Guest NazMistry]

I guess your climax will be time in prison for breaking the restraining order, other than that, your good to go!

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Naz, you do realize this is a parody of the other thread don't you?

[Guest Incandenza]

I think this joke's just about been run into the ground.

[Guest NazMistry]

Naz, you do realize this is a parody of the other thread don't you?

Yes, I was making a joke of the restraining order.

[Guest cynicalprofit]

*Grabs joke by the throw and throws it to the ground*

*pulls out revolver*

*Screams*FUCKING DIE

*fires six shots*

Let it die.

[Guest O.J. Hart]

Yea, just let it go. Me and Shelby's love life is not gonna be brought up on this board again. Close every thread involving me and Shelby.

[Guest Incandenza]

Tool.

[Guest Mattdotcom]

"Close every thread involving me and Shelby."

 

It's ONE fucking thread, tool. And, as the God of the Thread, I agree. Let it die.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

OJ Hart: You posted the one, you gotta live with it.

[Guest chirs3]

I mean, we're both goin to 9th grade (again!) and the girl's parents won't be home for the party.

 

LOL, bravo.