TOP SECRET

[Guest DrTom]

I just got this in email. As a government employee, I have access to sensitive information like the material below, and despite warnings to the contrary, I have no problems sharing this information with the public.

 

 

The latest proposal to drive the Taliban and Al'Qaeda out of the mountains

of Afghanistan is to send in the ASF (Alabama Special Forces.) Billy

Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, Cooter and Junior are being sent in with the

following information about the Taliban:

 

1. There is no limit.

2. The season opened last weekend.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They hate beer, pickup trucks, country music, and Jesus.

5. Some are queer.

6. They don’t like barbecue.

 

And most importantly...

 

7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt’s death.

 

We estimate it should be over in about two days.

[Guest bob_barron]

I like BBQ

[Guest redbaron51]

guess this isn't top secret no more is it now

[Guest Shaved Bear]

how can anyone hate BBQ

[Guest phoenixrising]

I just got this in email. As a government employee, I have access to sensitive information like the material below, and despite warnings to the contrary, I have no problems sharing this information with the public.

 

 

The latest proposal to drive the Taliban and Al'Qaeda out of the mountains

of Afghanistan is to send in the ASF (Alabama Special Forces.) Billy

Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, Cooter and Junior are being sent in with the

following information about the Taliban:

 

1. There is no limit.

2. The season opened last weekend.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They hate beer, pickup trucks, country music, and Jesus.

5. Some are queer.

6. They don’t like barbecue.

 

And most importantly...

 

7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt’s death.

 

We estimate it should be over in about two days.

Al Queda is fucked.

 

Now maybe we can solve the Middle East problem by telling these guys that the PLO had a hand in Elvis's death...