Guest bob_barron Posted August 13, 2002 Report Posted August 13, 2002 (The following ad has been paid for by Friends of Bob) Hello fellow Canadians. You've heard it from me that I should lead the Alliance but now let's hear what others have to say- Bill O'Reilly: Tonight's talking points memo- Bob Barron should win. And that's the no spin truth. Bono: Remember that spoof he did of my song. Fucking A' all the way. Greg Maddux: Despite the fact that we know we'll kick ass I look forward to taking road trips to Canada because I know Bob Barron is a soon to be Canadian. Tina Fey: I don't hug men that often. I've hugged Bob three times. His rugged good looks, his oozing machismo and love for Canada makes me love him. Vote for Bob and I may hug you to. (The preceeding has been paid for by Friends of Bob)
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Posted August 13, 2002 Report Posted August 13, 2002 I've hugged Bob three weeks. What?
Guest areacode212 Posted August 13, 2002 Report Posted August 13, 2002 I voted for Bob Barron, because a) he put me over in his BATB 2000 tape review (in the main event!!). b) he is both a New Yorker and a Canadian (sort of), like me! Only in reverse order. c) nobody here deserves to see topless Maura more than I do!!!! d) he is cool e) I want him to get Tina Fey to hug me. A better picture of Maura Tierney:
Guest bob_barron Posted August 13, 2002 Report Posted August 13, 2002 Areacode rules!!!! More celebrities ring in: Maura Tierney: A lot of people ask me what I was thinking when I made Dead Women in Lingerie and was topless. But in reality I did it for Bob. His adoration to all things Maura has really touched and me and I know he will be a great Canadian. Amy Poehler: Where to start?? The first ever autograph I ever signed was for Bob. He loves the Maple Leafs like I do. My boyfriend is from Toronto and I travel there quite often and I know I will be in good hands if Bob is elected. Plus he's the only guy I've ever sweated on- on purpose.
Guest Slingshot Suplex Posted August 13, 2002 Report Posted August 13, 2002 Well,I'm shocked and flattered that I made the cut as a choice....albeit an extremely unlikey choice to be the new Premier. I haven't voted yet but I have a hard time voting for Bob because of the Bono endorsement.But the "Tina Fey hug" bribe might be convincing. Where do I know Maura Tierney from? Is she the Newsradio chick? I need more time......
Guest bob_barron Posted August 13, 2002 Report Posted August 13, 2002 Maura Tierney is Lisa Miller on NewsRadio. About Bono- I like the music and I don't give a shit about the debt crap. I think it's a dumb idea as well but as long as he puts out good albums and concerts I'll be a fan. And Tina Fey- can't go wrong with that
Guest nl5xsk1 Posted August 13, 2002 Report Posted August 13, 2002 My vote went to Canadianchick, just because the woohoo ... anything that's reminiscent of the Simpsons makes 51 happy. I was going to go with bob_barron, but the Bruins fan in me just couldn't vote for someone that bragged about owning a Leafs sweater (plus, you called it a "jersey" ... baseball players wear jerseys, basketball players wear jerseys, hockey players wear sweaters. Hey, it doesn't take much to sway my vote.)
Guest bob_barron Posted August 13, 2002 Report Posted August 13, 2002 I thought baseball players wore uniform
Guest Chuck Woolery Posted August 13, 2002 Report Posted August 13, 2002 Bah. I voted for Treble Charged because I, too, want to see Anglesault go nuts. - Mike Van Siclen.
Guest nl5xsk1 Posted August 13, 2002 Report Posted August 13, 2002 I thought baseball players wore uniform Actually, bob, you're right ... I'm pretty sure they just call it a uniform. It's just the whole jersey/sweater thing has always kind of been a sore-spot for me, and I needed a "decision maker" in choosing between you and Canadianchick. No disrespect meant. If we were to vote for two people, you'd have gotten my other vote. (& I'm not just saying it to get off your shit-list, either)
Guest bob_barron Posted August 13, 2002 Report Posted August 13, 2002 It's alright I don't mind. I just hope I win.
Guest BifEverchad Posted August 13, 2002 Report Posted August 13, 2002 OooOoh.....a 3-way tie for first! looks good folks, now all we need is a few more voters who will be the new Leader of the Alliance? ......we'll find out this Friday! Bif
Guest Karnage Posted August 14, 2002 Report Posted August 14, 2002 Are there gonna be other Canadian Alliance positions? I want to be the Canadian ambassador of the Pop Culture (Well just Sports, DVD and Comics) forums.
Guest BifEverchad Posted August 14, 2002 Report Posted August 14, 2002 well, it look like this with 2 days to go: bob_barron 6 [24.00%] CandianChick 5 [20.00%] treble charged 5 [20.00%] CanadianChris 3 [12.00%] Fook_Hing_Ho 3 [12.00%] evenflowDDT 1 [4.00%] Kahran Ramsus 1 [4.00%] Slingshot Suplex 1 [4.00%] The Electrifyer 0 [0.00%] XSeven 0 [0.00%] C'Mon EVERYONE......Is it that hard to VOTE for someone? Get Yer Arses In Gear!
Guest Slingshot Suplex Posted August 14, 2002 Report Posted August 14, 2002 I got a vote!!! And I promise it wasn't me voting for me.I haven't voted yet.Mine will come soon.
Guest bob_barron Posted August 14, 2002 Report Posted August 14, 2002 Just a reminder- Vote for me- you won't regret it!
Guest CanadianChris Posted August 14, 2002 Report Posted August 14, 2002 Just a reminder- Vote for me- you won't regret it! *shudder*
Guest BifEverchad Posted August 14, 2002 Report Posted August 14, 2002 Just a reminder- Vote for me- you won't regret it! *shudder* lol what was that for?
Guest bob_barron Posted August 14, 2002 Report Posted August 14, 2002 Just a reminder- Vote for me- you won't regret it! *shudder* OH TAG!
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Posted August 14, 2002 Report Posted August 14, 2002 I thank you, LLR for your vote. But I'm still behind! We still got 2 more days, come on all you Fook Hing supporters! Vote now!
Guest redbaron51 Posted August 14, 2002 Report Posted August 14, 2002 bob_barron is the next canadian leader.... regardless who you forgot on that list Bif
Guest CanadianChick Posted August 15, 2002 Report Posted August 15, 2002 *cheap advertising* Vote For Me! You Won't Regret It!
Guest bob_barron Posted August 15, 2002 Report Posted August 15, 2002 I'd just like to thank everyone who has voted for me so far
Guest BifEverchad Posted August 16, 2002 Report Posted August 16, 2002 bob_barron looks to have a considerable lead going into the home stretch. There is now a mere 18 hours away til we crown the NEW Leader of the Canadian Alliance! Cast Your Votes! former Alliance Premier Bif
Guest Flyboy Posted August 16, 2002 Report Posted August 16, 2002 *cheap advertising* Vote For Me! You Won't Regret It! I did, but you're still not going to win. Ah well.
Guest CanadianChick Posted August 16, 2002 Report Posted August 16, 2002 Thanks anyways, Flyboy. Any vote is very appreciated
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