Tournament of Movie Heroes

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I've been planning a tournament for action movie stars for some time now. You guys vote to pick the winners. Here goes:

 

ASH (From Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness)

 

VS.

 

HERBERT WEST (From Re-Animator)

 

SNAKE PLISSKIN (From Escape From New York)

 

VS.

 

RIDDICK (From Pitch Black)

 

NEO (From The Matrix)

 

VS.

 

HAN SOLO (From The Star Wars saga)

 

JAMES BOND 007

 

VS.

 

INDIANA JONES

 

CONAN

 

VS.

 

MACLEOD (not a misspell) (From Highlander)

 

MR. WHITE (From Resevior Dogs)

 

VS.

 

EL MARAIACHI (From El Maraiachi/Desperado)

 

T-800 (From The Terminator)

 

VS.

 

BOBA FETT (From The Empire Strikes Back)

 

JOHN MACLAINE (From Die Hard)

 

VS.

 

DIRTY HARRY (From Dirty Harry)

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

ASH (From Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness)

VS.

HERBERT WEST (From Re-Animator)

 

Technically, Ash was also the hero in The Evil Dead. And Herbert West was actually a tweener. Daniel was the hero, if anything, because West wanted to continue on with his research even when everything went all to hell. Read the story as well, if you haven't. Lovecraft's story is actually better than the already-great movie.

My vote: Ash

 

SNAKE PLISSKIN (From Escape From New York)

VS.

RIDDICK (From Pitch Black)

 

This is actually a solid contest...Plissken is a known and convicted felon and enemy to the entire nation. Hell, he turned off the world's power supply. But Riddick was just a prick with a heart of gold. My vote's for Plissken, because Riddick would probably try to make friends with somebody, and then Plissken would shoot his ass.

My vote: Snake F'N Plissken

 

NEO (From The Matrix)

VS.

HAN SOLO (From The Star Wars saga)

 

Neo only has powers IN The Matrix. Han Solo is one of the baddest motherfuckers the galaxy has ever seen.

My vote: Han Solo

 

JAMES BOND 007

VS.

INDIANA JONES

 

Jones would be an old man by the time Bond would be in his prime (don't forget, the Indiana Jones films take place in the 30's and 40's, when even then Indy's in his late 30's). Plus, Indy has a whip and a pistol. Bond has a nuclear laser in his watch.

My vote: Bond.

 

CONAN

VS.

MACLEOD (not a misspell) (From Highlander)

 

My vote: Conan (see down below at bottom of post for reasoning)*

 

MR. WHITE (From Resevior Dogs)

VS.

EL MARAIACHI (From El Maraiachi/Desperado)

 

Everybody died in Reservoir Dogs. El Mariachi is alive in all of the films. Plus, El Mariachi has the guitar case with guns.

My vote: El Mariachi

 

T-800 (From The Terminator)

VS.

BOBA FETT (From The Empire Strikes Back)

 

Ummm...seeing as how Boba was always a villain in the series...

My vote: T-800

 

JOHN MACLAINE (From Die Hard)

VS.

DIRTY HARRY (From Dirty Harry)

 

Harry was an old man with penis envy and an entire police force behind him. MacLaine was a pissed-off, drunken, balding, overweight divorcee that walked barefoot ON GLASS and killed over 100 baddies by himself.

My vote: YIPPIE KYE YAY MOTHERFUCKER!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

**SPOILERS, RE: MACLEOD**

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MacLeod dies about 3/4 through Highlander: End Game. Conan survived all of his movies.

[Guest pochorenella]

Did you make this brackets by choice or did they tie up randomly? Where the hell is Rambo? Anyway, here's my voting:

 

Ash

Snake

Han Solo

Bond. James Bond.

Conan all the way.

Mr. White (just because I hate Banderas, and Roservoir Dogs was so cool.)

Boba Fett

John McLaine (yipee kay-ei, motherfucker!)

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

All the brackets have a recurring theme:

 

1. Zombie Films

2. Sci-Fi Anti-Heroes

3. Sci-Fi Bad Asses

4. Most Popular

5. Best Swordfighter

6. Indie Flicks

7. Futuristic Villians

8. Best Cops

[Guest danielisthor]

**SPOILERS, RE: MACLEOD**

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MacLeod dies about 3/4 through Highlander: End Game. Conan survived all of his movies.

I guess it depends on if its Conner MacCleod or Duncan MacCleod?

[Guest danielisthor]

Ash rules.

Snake

Han Solo

Bond, James Bond

MaCleod-better sword fighter

El Mariachi

T-800, i always feel that Boba Fett never lived up to his rep

Dirty Harry

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Also, Corey remember Macleod had 4 films Conan only had two.

[Guest Angle-plex]

Ash

Snake

Han Solo

Bond, James Bond

MaCleod

El Mariachi

T-800

Dirty Harry

 

Although I think that Mad Max should have been on that list.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Now that i think about it, you're right. Tell you what, The winner of Riddick/Pliskin faces Max, and the winner of Ash/ West faces the Crow, while the winners of Bond/Indiana and Neo/Solo get byes.

[Guest Shaved Bear]

ASH (From Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness)

SNAKE PLISSKIN (From Escape New York)

HAN SOLO (From The Star Wars saga)

JAMES BOND 007

CONAN

MR. WHITE (From Resevior Dogs)

T-800 (From The Terminator)

JOHN MACLAINE (From Die Hard)

[Guest cartman]

Ash

Snake

Han Solo

Bond, James Bond

MaCleod

El Mariachi

T-800

John Maclaine

[Guest Youth N Asia]

ASH (From Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness) VS. HERBERT WEST (From Re-Animator)

-Ash

 

SNAKE PLISSKIN (From Escape From New York) VS. RIDDICK (From Pitch Black)

-Snake

 

NEO (From The Matrix) VS. HAN SOLO (From The Star Wars saga)

-Neo...big mismatch

 

 

JAMES BOND 007 VS. INDIANA JONES

-INdy

 

CONAN VS. MACLEOD (not a misspell) (From Highlander)

-Macleod

 

MR. WHITE (From Resevior Dogs) VS. EL MARAIACHI (From El Maraiachi/Desperado)

-Maraiachi

 

T-800 (From The Terminator) VS. BOBA FETT (From The Empire Strikes Back)

-T-800...come on now

 

JOHN MACLAINE (From Die Hard) VS. DIRTY HARRY (From Dirty Harry)

-Maclaine...not even close old man

[Guest Angle-plex]

Now that i think about it, you're right. Tell you what, The winner of Riddick/Pliskin faces Max, and the winner of Ash/ West faces the Crow, while the winners of Bond/Indiana and Neo/Solo get byes.

 

Max vs Snake? Ash vs The Crow? Those are to hard!

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Here are my picks...

 

ASH

SNAKE

SOLO

BOND

MACLEOD

MR. WHITE

T-800

MACLAINE

[Guest chirs3]

ASH

 

RIDDICK

 

HAN SOLO (From The Star Wars saga)

 

JAMES BOND 007

 

MACLEOD

 

MR. WHITE

 

BOBA FETT

 

JOHN MACLAINE

[Guest Nevermortal]

ASH (From Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness)

 

VS.

 

HERBERT WEST (From Re-Animator)

My Pick: Ash

 

SNAKE PLISSKIN (From Escape From New York)

 

VS.

 

RIDDICK (From Pitch Black)

My Pick: Snake

 

NEO (From The Matrix)

 

VS.

 

HAN SOLO (From The Star Wars saga)

My Pick: Neo (I Fucking Hate Star Wars)

 

JAMES BOND 007

 

VS.

 

INDIANA JONES

My Pick: Bond....James Bond

 

CONAN

 

VS.

 

MACLEOD (not a misspell) (From Highlander)

My Pick: Conan

 

MR. WHITE (From Resevior Dogs)

 

VS.

 

EL MARAIACHI (From El Maraiachi/Desperado)

My Pick: Mr. White

 

T-800 (From The Terminator)

 

VS.

 

BOBA FETT (From The Empire Strikes Back)

My Pick: T-800 (Once again, Fuck Star Wars)

 

JOHN MACLAINE (From Die Hard)

 

VS.

 

DIRTY HARRY (From Dirty Harry)

My Pick: Yippie Ki Yay Mother Fucker...John MacLaine

[Guest El Satanico]

Ash vs. Herbert West

 

This is a close one. Herbert is great but he's no Ash

 

Winner: Ash

 

 

Snake vs. Riddick

 

I like Vin Diesel and Riddick was a great character in a decent movie. However until the upcoming movie about Riddick comes out we don't know much about the man while Snake is already known.

 

Winner: Snake

 

 

Neo vs. Han Solo

 

Neo has the force if you weeeil but Han is a dirty player and could take him. Besides i'll be damned if i vote for Keanu

 

Winner: Han Solo

 

 

James Bond vs. Indiana Jones

 

Indy at first would seem to be the easy winner because everyone mistakes Bond as a rich boy pansy. Bond would finish his Martini stand up and whip out his spy training and kick Indy's ass then spit gravel at him from the wheels of his Aston Martin.

 

Winner: Bond...James Bond

 

 

Conan vs. Macleod

 

Macleod would win. He's immortal and quick enough to protect his neck from getting hit by Conan's giant and very heavy sword.

 

Winner: Macleod

 

 

Mr. White vs. El Maraiachi

 

Come on this is a no contest. Mr. White is nothing but a common criminal. El Maraiachi was a much better character.

 

Winner: El Maraiachi

 

 

T-800 vs. Boba Fett

 

Well now that i was corrected on who T-800 is i must change my pick. T-1000 was the liquid Metal pussy T-800 would destroy Mr. Bounty Hunter.

 

Winner: T-800

 

 

John Maclaine vs. Dirty Harry

 

Maclaine was a better character and did harder work.

 

Winner: John Maclaine

[Guest DrTom]

My picks:

 

Ash

Snake

Han Solo

James Bond

MacLeod (either one, though you should specify)

El Desperado

T-800

Dirty Harry

 

Corey: Remember, the fight you're talking about in the 4th movie was lost voluntarily.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

Satanico, the T-800 model is the one Arnold represents. T-1000 is the liquid metal one.

[Guest El Satanico]

Ah hell that's right can't believe i screwed that up. Hmm i think i need to correct my post now.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Voting Ends Tonight at Midnight although I may extend it. Don't worry, I'll tell you when time's up.

[Guest J*ingus]

Ash

Snake

Solo

Jones

Macleod

Mariachi

T-800

MacLaine

[Guest pochorenella]

Now that i think about it, you're right. Tell you what, The winner of Riddick/Pliskin faces Max, and the winner of Ash/ West faces the Crow, while the winners of Bond/Indiana and Neo/Solo get byes.

 

Oh man, you could have made a "War Heroes" showdown between that guy Chuck Norris played in Missing in Action against Rambo (of course, Rambo would just kill Norris.) He was in three movies, and they were all great.

 

I demand Rambo gets the first Title shot against the Champion, dammit!

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

Ash

Snake

Han Solo

James Bond (You're killing me with this first rounder!)

Macleod

Mr. White

Boba Fett

MacLaine

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Ash

Snake

Han

Bond

Connor Macleod

Mariaichi

Terminator

McClane

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Glad to see you guys gettin into it. Oh and if you guys want to make this a recurring thing after the tourny, (as the Rambo fan did). Then just PM me or post it here.

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

My pics...

Ash

 

Snake

 

Solo

 

Jones (a Ford sweep in this round)

 

Conan

 

Mr. White

 

Boba

 

Hmmm. I own Die Hard I, but I also have the Dirty Harry collection. Gotta go w/ Eastwood.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Okay, voting's up. If one of the mods will close this topic, I'll post round 2 for all to see.