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So, what do you do when the ratings suck? That's right...

 

 

BROCK VS RIKISHI!

 

What does everyone predict this "dream match" will get for ratings? I'm betting around a 2.8.

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Guest DerangedHermit

Brock-oli and Bacon! The fight for the baked potato, on SmackDOWN!

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Guest CanadianChick

I totally agree that Brock should just KILL Rikishi...he has to look strong going into Summerslam

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Guest Anglesault

What are the chances of the catwalk collapsing on the ring and sparing us?

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Guest The Electrifyer

Was that the main event that the commercial aired? TSN of course edited it out and I didn't see the commercial.

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Guest CanadianChick
What are the chances of the catwalk collapsing on the ring and sparing us?

The same chance that the match could be a ***** classic.

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Guest Anglesault

Will the chances improve if I fly to the arena and start going at the catwalk with a hacksaw right now?

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Guest CanadianChick
Will the chances improve if I fly to the arena and start going at the catwalk with a hacksaw right now?

mmmm..okay. The chances are now slim-to-none

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Guest Jobber of the Week

They need him to just manhandle Rikishi.

 

If they were smart, they would have had him clobber and wreck Hogan during the traditional no-sell period of the Hulk-Up.

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Guest Downhome

Wait, is Brock/Rikishi that huge main event they were talking about durring RAW? I never watch the commercials, so what did I miss?

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Guest Anglesault

You mean you don't think HHH/Rock is good enough to combat the awesome power of Brockishi?

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Guest Downhome
You mean you don't think HHH/Rock is good enough to combat the awesome power of Brockishi?

Brock/Rikishi is just a match that would be in my nightmares. You might as well through Henry in there and make it the 3-way of the century! :o :o :o

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Guest Will Scarlet

At least the match will probably be a Brock squash...I hope. You never know with Rikishi around.

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Guest Downhome
At least the match will probably be a Brock squash...I hope. You never know with Rikishi around.

I thought Rikishi always wins though? I can't see the match ending any other way, other than Brock getting the win by a distraction, and then Rikishi leaving on top and then dancing. Hell, I can't remember the last time one of his matches didn't end that way.

 

I don't care what happens though, either way, I still will hate them both.

 

Unless of course Rikishi comes out in long tights, does the Rikishi Driver, Brock gets a reaction, and does the SSP...

 

...all of which, will NOT happen shockingly enough. :o :D :o

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Guest Will Scarlet
I thought Rikishi always wins though? I can't see the match ending any other way, other than Brock getting the win by a distraction, and then Rikishi leaving on top and then dancing. Hell, I can't remember the last time one of his matches didn't end that way.

 

Good point. My hope is that Brock will somehow get the pin(most likely, F5, Heyman interference. Cole and Tazz yelling "Oh my god! He just F5'ed the however many pounded Rikishi."), then go onto destroy Rikishi or something. Eh. Maybe Brock will do a Hogan job and put Rikishi out of action for awhile. Of course, I will not be happy no matter what happens because they just fed Batista to Rikishi just to feed Rikishi to Brock, which absolutely sucks.

 

I wish they would not have set up this match beforehand. I may have had a partial chuckle if Rikishi said he wanted this match because he was "doing it for the Rock" or something. Ah well. I wonder who Brock will squash on next week's Smackdown.

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Guest Youth N Asia

Christ I can't stand Rikishi...the 400 lb dancing guy was great for a little while...with with Too Cool it was better....

 

But I hate Rikishi...he hasn't changed at all in the last 2 years...does the same moveset with the same predictable stinkface finish...he is the most unenteresting worker in the WWE...his matches are usually when I take my piss breaks...

 

I hope Brock accidnetly legit hurts the guy and gets him off tv for a while...sorry to say, but dammit I'm wishing

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Guest notJames
...Cole and Tazz yelling "Oh my god! He just F5'ed the however many pounded Rikishi...

Brock did it in his debut appearance on RAW, after dismantling such other wrestling luminaries as Spike Dudley and (I think) Tommy Dreamer. Or he did it on his second run-in. I forget... all these shows are starting to melt into one giant pile of "feh".

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Guest Angle-plex

Maybe they made that match so people will tune in to see just how bad it is.

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Guest notJames

Or maybe it's to set up that scintillating Rikishi/Batista feud that will tear the roof off of Velocity from now until Thanksgiving!!!

 

Feh.

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Guest Just call me Dan

I'm pretty sure that if they are willing to feed HOGAN to Brock, Rikishi will get the same exact treatment. He'll get some token offense in that Brock will oversell, but Heyman won't let Brock lose, and he'll F-5 Rikishi to hopefully wow the crowd, and if it doesn't....

*cues piped in crowd reaction*

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Guest Angle-plex

Speaking of Rikishi losing, when was the last time he lost? He seems to be on a Goldberg-like winning streak.

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Guest DJ Jeff

Lesnar vs. Rikishi=The Match of the Century. :rolleyes:

 

Actually, if this is the main event, then Smackdown doesn't look very good. RAW will be better just because of the Rock vs. HHH.

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Guest Your Olympic Hero

Brock should DEMOLISH Rikishi. Make Rikishi do a big bladejob and get murdered in just a few minutes. Brock screams for The Rock to come help his cousin. He says he won't stop beating Rikishi until Rock comes out. Brock and Rock have a staredown and WWE officials pull them apart before they come to blows. That's ONE thing the WWE has done right with Rock vs. Brock --- they haven't touched each other. No tag matches, no brawls... no one has the upper hand. DO NOT make this the main event, though.

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