Guest THE SHOCKMASTER Posted February 23, 2002 Report Posted February 23, 2002 How about this. The Reverend Slick....as the Reverend Jesse Jackson. Have him come to the WWF, telling everyone that he is out to fight for the common man and spread the word of God. He will be a good honest manager in the WWF. But the plot thickens. It turns out Reverend Slick has been betting against his own wrestlers in their matches, purposely costing them the match for his own benefit! Slick is exposed, gives a speech that just happens to rhyme a little, then leaves the World Wrestling Federation...forever. Until the next night on Smackdown, when he says he has seen the light and can be trusted again. But then he gets caught cheating on his wife, and vows to leave the WWF forever. Then the next night, he shows up, claiming that he was the one that got the Triple H-Jericho match booked for WrestleMania. Then he demands a medal of honor from Vince McMahon. And so forth. Yeah it gets annoying. But so does Jesse Jackson, the true Jive Soul Bro of the world.
Guest art_vandelay Posted February 23, 2002 Report Posted February 23, 2002 Then he'll fight Hulk Hogan in a Mullet vs. Skullet match.
Guest THE SHOCKMASTER Posted February 23, 2002 Report Posted February 23, 2002 Jive Soul Bro rocked the house.
Guest Dick Hertz Posted February 23, 2002 Report Posted February 23, 2002 Only if he brought my man Akeem the African dream back with him. Who needs the NWO when you have Slick and Akeem?
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