Anglesault's head is sure to explode

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Read the title.. dis be spoilers..

 

Kurt Angle v. Mark Henry

 

Mark powers away Angle twice, knocks down Angle with a major shoulder block. Angle charges again and goes for a low double-leg takedown to no avail. Mark gives Angle an elbow to the face and a military press, 2 count only. Angle drops his body over Angle's head as Angle was hanging on the middle rope. Mark misses a splash attempt in the corner and begins to goto work on Mark's left knee. Angle knocks down Mark with a major shoulder block to the left knee!. Angle drops elbows on the knee joint of Mark. Angle uses a single legged leglock on Mark. Angle eventually locks in the ankle lock on Mark but shruggs Angle off. Angle goes straight back into the ankle lock and Mark is in the center of the ring but Mark powers out of it yet again. Angle comes back in the ring and Mark goes straight after him with a military press. Angle again locks in the ankle lock and this time Mark Henry has no choice but to tap out. After the match, Rey Mysterio hits Angle with a top rope hurricanrana. Angle is busted open as a result and Mysterio threaten's Angle with a couple of 6:49's. Angle eventually walks away with blood going down his face and neck.

 

Winner VIA Submission - Kurt Angle

 

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Stupid Seattle, it's like 9:24 there, so we'll be waiting for awhile for spoilers.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

I'd find it funny if his head really did explode...

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Another spoiler:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SmackDown! Match #3 - Brock Lesnar w/Paul vs. Rikishi

 

By Mike E. on August 14, 2002 at 00:30:56

 

 

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12:21pm

 

Both men stare and Brock gets the headlock, Rikishi gets taken down with a fireman's carry. Rikishi gets a side headlock on Brock, Brock fight out of it and hits a shot on Rikishi's head. Both men exchange shoulder blocks and Rikishi clothesline's Lesnar down. Lesnar knocks down Rikishi and goes after Rikishi's left arm. Lesnar locks in a fujiwala armbar on Rikishi's left arm, Rikishi eventually gets to the rope. Lesnar continues his assault on Rikishi with a belly-to-belly suplex, 2 count only. Lesnar locks in his side bearhug on on Rikishi but Rikishi punches back and Rikishi is backed to the corner. Rikishi fires back and gives Lesnar the Ass Backup. Paul gets in the ring and get squashed in the corner. Rikishi gives Paul a stinkface and then walks right into an F-5 for the 1-2-3 for Brock Lesnar.

 

Winner VIA Pinfall - Brock Lesnar

 

 

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AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

 

Can't they even put Brock over god damn Heatless Rikishi cleanly?

 

Stupid fucking writers.. they should blame themselves for the ratings. They wrote this shit.

 

*puts foot thru TV*

[Guest the pinjockey]

Just imagine if Angle lost what would AS do.

 

And they have to protect Rikishi with his big match at SS and all. It isn't like Brock is going to be doing anything special at the PPV.

[Guest Incandenza]

Getting busted open from a rana?

[Guest Anglesault]

Why is my head exploding?

 

Oh by the way, you really shouldn't be calling ANYONE heatless.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Hey.. it's the truth.

 

Brock gets incredible reactions for a guy who has been mishandled constantly. A Monster heel who had to get help from Heyman to beat Shaneo-Mac's Cabana Boy Test, JR's boy Bubba Dudley and others.

 

The WWE has never been able to book a monster heel correctly. No, Kane doesn't count. He wrestled 4 times in about 6 months during his height

[Guest bob_barron]

A talented wrestler will overcome bad booking

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

granted.. they haven't let Brock show us his skills yet. One Shooting Star Press and he will impress the world. So, of course the dumbass WWE men tell him to just do generic power shit

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

hmmm those two segments tell me Smackdown will kind of blow so far.

[Guest Incandenza]

Seriously, something else must've happened. I can't imagine getting busted open from a rana.

[Guest Anglesault]

Hey.. it's the truth.

 

Brock gets incredible reactions for a guy who has been mishandled constantly.

Good lord. If that's an incredible reaction, then what on earth is a BAD reaction?

[Guest LexLugerRules]

Hey.. it's the truth.

 

Brock gets incredible reactions for a guy who has been mishandled constantly. A Monster heel who had to get help from Heyman to beat Shaneo-Mac's Cabana Boy Test, JR's boy Bubba Dudley and others.

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!

 

Did you just say Lesnar is more over than Buh Buh?

 

WHAT is in your crack pipe?

 

Buh Buh gets good pops.

 

Lesnar gets no reaction.

[Guest Anglesault]

Seriously, something else must've happened. I can't imagine getting busted open from a rana.

Rey's foot could have hit his face, he could have smashed his nose on the landing, a lot can happen on a Rana

[Guest Hitman Jebus]

A plus for SmackDown this week though...Funaki!!!

 

And, Chavo and Eddy teaming!!!

 

Watch SmackDown! Support the cruiserweights!!!

[Guest chirs3]

How the hell do you get busted open from a Reyacanrana?

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

AS:

 

consider the circumstances.. Brock has not been allowed any sort of real character. Characters sell tickets, not gimmicks. Angle showed a character, I've been a fan of his since his debut.

 

I'm sure Brock has a personality of his own, it's just that the writers aren't really doing much. Stephanie sucks as a writer, she can't even make herself a good face against BISCHOFF (the least likeable guy around). Gerwitz doodles in DC comics backstage. Heyman is trying to hog Brock's heat.

 

Imagine if Brock goes cleanly over Test, RVD, Bubba, Booker, and so on. Imagine if they let him have a CHARACTER. Imagine if he kept the TKO finish.

 

Then he might have more heat.

 

What he has now is great, considering the circumstances of his booking.

 

Brock could try and grow some facial hair too.. that might help.

[Guest Incandenza]

Seriously, something else must've happened. I can't imagine getting busted open from a rana.

Rey's foot could have hit his face, he could have smashed his nose on the landing, a lot can happen on a Rana

I was thinking it had to be hardway. I've never seen anybody blade off of one.

[Guest bob_barron]

Funaki also gets to feel Nidia's breasts.

 

Is it his birthday???

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

"WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA! Did you just say Lesnar is more over than Buh Buh? WHAT is in your crack pipe? Buh Buh gets good pops. Lesnar gets no reaction."

 

Way to over react!

 

I didn't say that Lesnar was more over than Buh Buh.

 

I did say Lesnar shoulda squashed him like a cockroach at least once, in a match.

[Guest LexLugerRules]

Way to over react!

 

I didn't say that Lesnar was more over than Buh Buh.

 

I did say Lesnar shoulda squashed him like a cockroach at least once, in a match.

Hmmm, understandable.

 

But I dont think squashing Buh Buh would do anything.

 

I thought the prefect way, was the way they did it before. With Buh Buh getting some offence, but Lesnar getting the most offence.

[Guest Incandenza]

"WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA! Did you just say Lesnar is more over than Buh Buh? WHAT is in your crack pipe? Buh Buh gets good pops. Lesnar gets no reaction."

 

Way to over react!

 

I didn't say that Lesnar was more over than Buh Buh.

 

I did say Lesnar shoulda squashed him like a cockroach at least once, in a match.

Hey, as far as I'm concerned, the first meeting between Brock and Bubba--not to be confused with their KotR qualifying match--was Brock's best to date.

[Guest the pinjockey]

Brock is going to be hard to develop a character for because his voice sounds weird for one. When he was talking to Angle about SD being his show you see this jacked up body with a babyface and a weird voice means I can't take him seriously. And if he can't talk it will be hard to develop angles without a manager which stunts character development.

 

It also doesn't help when his second promo consisted of "Hulk..:pants:...Hogan..:wheezes:....I hope you win...:falls over in exhaustion:" Everyone I talked to said that that moment had them laughing out loud which I don't think they were shooting for.

[Guest HartFan86]

Hey, at least Mark Henry didn't beat Angle by submission!

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

BH4E:

 

Yeah.. Angle avoided Mark Henry's bearhug.

 

as for Brock's voice.. Mike Tyson has a weird voice also.. that didn't hinder his character. (Although the fact that he's a whackjob did)

[Guest LexLugerRules]

Edge starts the match and gives Chavo a flapjack. Edge knocks Chavo out of the ring onto Eddie. Eddie is tagged in and takes the fight to Edge and Eddie distracts the ref and chokes Edge on the ropes. Rey gets tagged in and gives Eddie 10 shots in the corner but Chavo drills Rey in the back to allow Eddie to powerbomb Rey. Chavo gives Rey a side suplex and another one. Eddie comes in over the rope with his spinning role. Rey comes back with a heel kick to Chavo's face and trys for a tag to Edge but Eddie puts a stop to it. Eddie counters a huracanranna attempt on himself by Rey but wasn't successful on the next attempt. Edge is tagged in and monkey-flips Eddie out of the corner. Eddie hits a brainbuster suplex on Edge. Eddie goes to the top rope but Rey knocks him off. As Rey gets back in the ring, he hits the 6:19 middle ropes kick and is ready for the springboard sunsetflip but Kurt Angle comes in outta nowhere and puts Rey in the ankle lock and this causes a DQ. Angle punishes Rey until Edge breaks it up. Edge knocks off Chavo but Eddie attacks Edge from behind but gets a Spear for his trouble. Rey climbs in the ring and get the ankle lock applied on himself again and Chavo dropkicks Rey in the face. Edge Spears Chavo, Angle attempts an Olympic Slam on Edge but counters it and Spears Angle.

 

Winners VIA DQ - Rey Mysterio, Edge

[Guest HartFan86]

Funny how they promote Rikishi vs. Brock on Raw as a HUGE match but it will be one of the openers. Good going, WWE.

[Guest Anglesault]

QUOTE (Anglesault @ Aug 14 2002, 12:51 AM)

QUOTE (Incandenza @ Aug 14 2002, 12:48 AM)

Seriously, something else must've happened. I can't imagine getting busted open from a rana.

 

Rey's foot could have hit his face, he could have smashed his nose on the landing, a lot can happen on a Rana

 

I was thinking it had to be hardway. I've never seen anybody blade off of one.

 

That's what I meant. The edge of rey's foot could have opened Angle up.

 

consider the circumstances.. Brock has not been allowed any sort of real character. Characters sell tickets, not gimmicks. Angle showed a character, I've been a fan of his since his debut.

 

I'm sure Brock has a personality of his own, it's just that the writers aren't really doing much

 

Well, it's hard to let Brock cut a promo, because the man gets exhausted after reading the booking sheet for the night.

[Guest HartFan86]

Holy Shit! The Guerreros are reunited!

[Guest cabbageboy]

Heh, Rey busted Angle open. He must be taking "how to get heat in the back" lessons from RVD.