Oh sweet fuck this is funny.

[Guest Breetai]

http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling2/prowre...restlingisreal/

 

[Guest PlatypusFool]

This is fucking hilarious! Seriously, this guy has his character DOWN!

[Guest HartFan86]

After seeing the guy's pic, I KNEW this would be funny. When you spell "people" "pepull"...there's something wrong. I feel bad for this kid cause you know...he's retarded. I wonder if he has a job...oh:

 

"I work at Mcdonalds on route 49 in Magee and i have worked their for 6 years"

 

Well, that explains THAT. I'm just going thru this site so I'll post some quotes that I just find hilarious:

 

"I ask them one day wear they come from and they say queens so i ask them what cuntry is queens in cause in good ol usa we have president we dont have kings and queens and stuff but once we had king hacksaw jim duggen hoooooo."

 

"So Kane wins this match against Christian even though Edge and his brother are like sweeter than sweet but not in a faggot way or anything. Kane hell he reminds me a lot of my brother mike, you wanna know why, cause they both are stupid fuckin retards! Damn my brother is such a little pisspot, oh and by the way quit sending him emails and stuff cause that's how he gets his jollies when he gets email and it's real sick to watch. "(This during a RAW REPORT!)

 

"Vince is the man simply stated. What I don't like about him though is that he can't keep his bitch wife in line and I guess that's why in the hell I'll never git married cause once you do that, the bitch can say she gets half of the stuff when you dumb her ass. "

 

"Lita don't fuck just Matt Hardy she fucks Jeff Hardy too and I bet she takes it in the pooper and I'm damned sure she probably likes it two. "

 

"But jesus, what a slow boring oaf the Big Show is now. I mean god he is bigger than just about anyone I ever seen and he can't win a fuckin match gainst nobody lately. Dude if his father were still alive, he'd be rolling in his grave with disgust. Andre the Giant was kind of dumb too but hell he kicked everyone's ass. His son is such a disappointment maybe he needs to go back to the fat farm where he used to be and Foley he better go too."

 

I can't read this anymore. I'm in tears laughing at this.

[Guest Strike Force!]

Hey, guys, I hate to tell you this but...

 

...the joke is on you.

 

This is a website making fun of wrestling fans.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

I remember this guy trolling the old Smarkboard last year, I think.

[Guest PlatypusFool]

Hey, im laughing at myself here, whats the problem? And anyway, I love puro, im above you guys!

[Guest benoitrules2000]

but then she said she could show me and put her hand in my jeans in a place wear other pepull dont usualy put there hand in my jeans. My stupid brother showed me once one of his girly movies but they looked gross and like it hurt but it didnt hurt when marysue wrestled with me and i didnt pee but something happened i dont know what it was really weird.

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope this is fake, but jesus it's funny!!!

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

I remember this guy trolling the old Smarkboard last year, I think.

Yeah, that's the guy, BH. We had like a 6 page thread devoted to this site.

 

Man... it used to ROCK back in the day...

[Guest Mattdotcom]

"Hey, guys, I hate to tell you this but...

 

...the joke is on you.

 

This is a website making fun of wrestling fans."

 

Duh.

[Guest the 1inch punch]

The Heroes of Wrestling report is pretty funny

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

Haha Jake Roberts.... "buy me a beer and I'll meet you in the lobby for an autograph later"