Going to Raw on Monday

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

Anyone with funny sign ideas for me to bring to Raw on Monday would be appreciated

[Guest notJames]

Where's Matt (with 2 T's)?

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

I second notJames' idea.

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

"Can you hear me now?"

[Guest notJames]

BTW, where is RAW emanating from next week?

[Guest HartFan86]

Matt Hardy Sucks (With 2 S's)

 

When you hear the glass, you know it's HHH.

 

WHERE AM I?

 

I'm recording Nitro.

 

Got Quads?

 

Fire X-Pac already.

 

I bet Brock wins @ Summerslam.

 

Jerry Lawler...DIE.

 

Chris Harvard is gunna tap Molly's ass. (LLOLL)

 

That's all for now...I'm really bad at these.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

"Chris Harvard gave my dad a perm"

 

"HHH.

keep

it

simple

stupid"

 

"Bischoff sold me hair dye"

 

"Eric, Give JR three minutes!"

 

"HBK fears Allah"

 

"The Real MiniDust is in my pants"

 

"Will Spinnaronie for money"

[Guest Nevermortal]

Hold up a "Big Al 201 Rules" sign. Please.

[Guest TheArchiteck]

---BretHart4ever--

 

When you hear the glass, you know it's HHH.

WHERE AM I?

I'm recording Nitro.

I bet Brock wins @ Summerslam.

 

--RobEDangerously--

"HBK fears Allah"

 

 

lol thats some funny shit!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

"More TV Time Than Raven" with arrows pointing every where...

 

"I (HEART) Piss Breaks"

 

"I (HEART) MAT HARDY!" (spelled that way for a reason)

 

"I Mark For Sanders' Pony!"

 

"TAKEROONIE~!"

 

"When you hear the glass....someone kicked their TV"

 

"I Protect Bubba!"

[Guest jester]

"While HHH is talking, I'll be at the snack bar"

 

"Minidust 4 Smackdown GM"

 

"Austin 16 to Life"

 

"Hey Lawler, have you noticed there's a wrestling match going on?"

 

"Tommy Fierro Ate My Balls"

 

"Give Tommy Fierro 3 Minutes to Prove His Talent"

[Guest Austin3164life]

Since the Main Event is featuring The Rock and Triple H, you know Triple H will get plently of air time, so....

 

RAW is QUAD!

[Guest nl5xsk1]

It's cliched, but I've always appreciated the subtlety of "I'm with Stupid" and arrows pointing every direction but down on the sign-holder... maybe make it smarter by saying "I'm with the Marks" with the arrows pointing everywhere but on you.

OR

"Triple H's biggest fan" with a picture of Triple H. (meaning that he's his own biggest fan ... but I guess if you have to explain it, it's not funny ... aww, nevermind.)

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

come into the arena with a marker and a sign saying "The Next Big Thing"

 

and then when you get seated, alter the sign..

 

"The Next Big Thing is in my pants"

 

or come in with a shelth sign.

 

"TNN"

 

Triple H

Needs to shut up because he talks about

Nothing important. You suck Game!

[Guest NoCalMike]

"Brock is Advertised as Champion @(place date of Raw after Summerslam here)

 

"Why Am I here"

 

After a triple h segment or something really lame, "..And you wonder why ratings are down"

 

"How can Rock be filming movies when he is front row at the Lakers game" Ok this one is a little to big for a sign....haha

 

"I want a refund"

 

"I miss Nitro"

 

"I miss competition"

 

"SMARKS RULE"

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Good-idea-for-a-Sign:

 

"Watch-Slamball,Saturday-Nights,8.P.M,Only

on-the-New-TNN"

 

Cheap-plug.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

How about a shoutout to NBT with:

 

I-Mark-For-Dashes!

 

 

...cause well....I do mark for dashes...

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

or bring in "UPN" and then unleash the sign!

 

Undertaker

Ph33rs

Nowinski

 

!

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Sounds-good-to-me.

 

 

Watch-Slamball!

Saturday-Night

8.P.M

On-the-New-TNN.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

"Watch Slamball!

Saturday Night

8 P.M

On the New TNN.

Now, where's my 50 bucks Vince?"

[Guest notJames]

or bring in "UPN" and then unleash the sign!

 

Undertaker

Ph33rs

Nowinski

 

!

NICE~!

 

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

"Minidust/Stephanie-McMahon-Sex-Tape

On-Sale-Now"

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

get a chick to hold this up:

 

"Jamal and Rosie didn't even last three minutes with me"

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

bring in a simple RVD sign with his pic taped on and then when you get seated untape the picture and write:

 

Robbed

Vince's

Dressing Room

 

 

 

another one would be "I Mark For JEFFF Hardy!"

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Roids are

Very

Dependable, ask HHH!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

"Trish...give me ice cream!"

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

"Trish likes my ice cream on her lips"

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

2-Scoops!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

How about a sign with bugged out eyes with:

 

Holy Moly

Molly Holly!

 

 

*drool*

[Guest I Fear Hogans Air Guitair]

After a triple h segment or something really lame, "..And you wonder why ratings are down"

LOL now thats comedy.

 

Ps. Please Start an RVD chant during a Triple H Promo.