Going to Raw on Monday

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

"BatHHHroom Break!" - perfect for a HHH promo

[Guest DerangedHermit]

I'm going to the Raw after SummerSlam: here are me and my brother's signs:

 

"You have 3 minutes to entertain me."

and

"I'm sorry, you're just not....entertaining enough."

[Guest chirs3]

I still wanna see someone bring a "That looked SOOOOO fake!" sign, that was suggested months back, but I guess that would get taken away.

 

Someone else suggested "If you can't stand the heat, get next to Brock" - I kinda like that.

 

I can't think of too many on my own... not very clever... considering the brand split, I'd like to see some "I'd rather be at Smackdown!" signs at Raw, and vice versa...

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

if you are going with your g/f...

 

"We Entertain Each Other"

[Guest The Czech Republic]

My Tickets Were Comped

[Guest Quik]

Go with my plan. Come in with some fruity sign like a Triple H cross, but make sure the sign is blank on the other side. Then, at the end of the show you write (with the black marker you smuggled in) something offensive and/or smarkish on the blank side. That way, if you get kicked out it's during the last few minutes.

 

Anything will work, but if all else fails just write "Cunt" in big letters and hold up the sign.

[Guest chirs3]

Just bring a simple "BOOOOORING" for the Triple H promos. Make sure you hide it coming into the arena.

 

Where are you sitting?

[Guest Bricks]

"This reeks of Hossomeness" during a Hoss~ match.

[Guest jester]

How about the very insider "OH, TAG!"

[Guest HartFan86]

"Austin 16 to Life"

LOOL!!

 

Your sig is great, Jester, btw.

[Guest HartFan86]

get a chick to hold this up:

 

"Jamal and Rosie didn't even last three minutes with me"

LOOOOL!!! These are great.

[Guest HartFan86]

Go with my plan. Come in with some fruity sign like a Triple H cross, but make sure the sign is blank on the other side. Then, at the end of the show you write (with the black marker you smuggled in) something offensive and/or smarkish on the blank side. That way, if you get kicked out it's during the last few minutes.

 

Anything will work, but if all else fails just write "Cunt" in big letters and hold up the sign.

Oh my god, that was the funniest thing yet. I'm entertained just reading all these. Keep em coming. Here's a few more:

 

"The WWE can't handle the truth" (In black)

 

"Bubba, get the tables!" (Bring that sign in...then add) "Brock, get the canned heat!"

 

"We Want Don West"

 

"Brock, be like a real F5 and just blow away."

 

(Have a sign with Debra making cookies then have it say "...and you WONDER why Austin hit her."

 

"Smackdown needs ratings? Just strip, Steph!"

 

"I'd bang Linda cause I know Steph was once in there." (Ok, that's probably a little too overboard.)

 

I'll try to think of more.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

"Austin 3:16 says I just whupped my wife's ass"

 

"HBK, Your god is the wrong one. HHH is god"

 

"I deflowered Molly Holly with a lollypop, oh golly!"

 

"Hey Nowinski, get the H off the back of your tights"

 

"If it's raining, make sure to bring your La Parka"

 

"Virginia: 49th in literacy. Take that North Carolina!"

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

When HHH goes on one of his screaming fits in his interviews about HBK, I'm going to hold up a sign that says "ROID RAGE!!"

[Guest CanadianChick]

When HHH goes on one of his screaming fits in his interviews about HBK, I'm going to hold up a sign that says "ROID RAGE!!"

That sign would be taken away...

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

Where are you sitting?

Shitty seats... I forgot that the tickets went on sale, so instead of getting them at 10 that morning I waited til almost 6 at night.... bad idea. But the Scope in Norfolk isn't a huge arena or anything. You can see it by watching WW3 '95 or '96, or Starrcade '91.

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

"BatHHHroom Break!" - perfect for a HHH promo

AHHH I like that one

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

you should make your signs subtle and you should sneak a marker into the arena.

 

Like when you enter, the sign would be "Bathroom Break" and then you'd alter it to "BatHroom Break" with two more H's under the first H

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

Your sig is great, Jester, btw.

I second that.

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

That sign would be taken away...

Which is why I'll come into the arena with a sign that says "RAGE" and write "ROID" above it while I'm there.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

and bring the "The Next Big Thing is now in my pants" for when Trish wrestles

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

If you go with a girl, have her hold a sign pointing to you saying "He can entertain me for more than 3 minutes" OR, if you dont mind some public humiliation, "He's never entertained me for a full 3 minutes"

 

 

To fit on a sign "Never entertained me for 3 minutes" might fit easier

[Guest Quik]

"Steph Has Big Knockers"

"SCOTSMAN~!"

"Gay Sex"

"Shawn Fears The Wheelchair"

"Shawn <3 Hunter"

"www.dmdhockey.com" (I'm a plug-whore)

"Jericho = Benoit, right JR?"

"Die King Die"

"The King Kidnapped My Daughter"

"Brock can chill wine"

"Bret can still kick Shawn's ass"

"Shawn-uh Can't-uh Please-uh Whisper-uh"

"I'LL DIDDLE.. er, CRIPPLE YOUR ASS"

"HHH Can Only Cripple Himself"

"Ow, My Quad!"

"The Kliq: 2 Down, 2 to Go"

"Is That Chariots Of Fire I hear?"

"OUCHHH"

"Benoit = Glasscutter"

"Stacy's Ass Is Keen"

"Stacy's Ass = Better Than Dead Midgets"

"Dead Midgets = Ratings"

"OMG, They Killed Mini-Dust!"

"Rosie is a fat girl's name"

"Somoans Have Hard Heads and Fat Asses"

"You Call This Entertainment?"

"Jamal & Rosie, GET OUT HERE!" ~~Perfect for HHH Promo

"Glass Ceiling? Whatever..."

[Guest DerangedHermit]

Also, another sign I'm taking...

 

Bradshaw victimized my sign! (hole in the sign)

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Steal FuNaKi, Bisch!

Shut up, Lawler

(A cardboard cutout of a flattened Mini-Dust)

(Using a whiteboard) It's really (state actual time at the moment)

Fly Lesbian Seagull (When Rosie heads to the top rope)

 

And for you Smackdown People:

"KURTAMANIA" in the Hulkamania font and red, white and blue lettering

[Guest Ravenbomb]

more of a S!D! sign I guess but

 

"Tazz

fears

Taz"

[Guest The Electrifyer]

get a chick to hold this up:

 

"Jamal and Rosie didn't even last three minutes with me"

Thats the greatest sign ever. If you do go with a girl, hold that sign up!! If you don't go with a girl, you still need to get this sign on TV!!!

[Guest mister foozel]

"Some internet people say "LOOOL" a lot, even though (get this), heh, IT ISN'T EVEN A WORD! (you'll need a REAL big sign).

 

 

My REAL one is, (go ahead bring the other one too though it's really creative in my opinion),

 

"I came to see Dark Matches."

 

"I came to see Bob Holly."

 

"I came to see Sid break HHH's leg."

 

They suck I know, so bring the other one.

[Guest geniusMoment]

Just try to piss off the guy right in front of you because he will be much more likely to give you a hilarious reaction. Bring a sign that says "this guy smells like piss" with an arrow pointing down. Just be sure to hold the sign out in front of you not over your head or all the home viewers will think you pissed on your hand or something.

[Guest Jack Tunney]

Just make a big sign that says "WWF" and see what happens.

 

 

Or if you have really,really shitty seats that are way up there,make a sign that says "I'm not on TV".