Going to Raw on Monday

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

"Time to be upstaged!" (perfect for HHH entrances)

-or-

"Time to play the backstage game!"

 

Step 1: Raise Arms

Step 2 Spit Water

 

SHUT UP AND WRESTLE (a classic!)

 

Put Your Sign Down I Can't See

-or-

Hold This Sign While I Use The Bathroom

-or-

Security Stole My Sign!

 

This Sign Is Brushing Against The Glass Cieling

 

I Paid Weeks Ago To See BENOIT (bonus points if you actually did =B)

 

THIS GIMMICK SUCKS (please.. The Un-Americans need to know!)

 

"Truth" Got The F Out (on one hand, nobody will understand. On the other, bps will probably offer to have Manbabies with you)

 

 

...Also, if you just want to get on TV, something stupid like "WWE Camera Guys Rock!" seems to work well, especially if you have an Attractive Female in your party holding it up.

 

Also, if you're NOT sitting on the side facing the camera, please don't hold up annoying signs that will never get onscreen and screw up the view for the others behind you. I watched the Rock come to our corner to raise his arm on the turnbuckle and some girl behind us took a picture of the back of our sign.

[Guest NoCalMike]

"Hey Trips, I'd cheat on Chyna with Steph TOO"

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

"Hey Trips, I'd cheat on Chyna with Steph TOO"

The problem is that most the audience won't get this insider shit. That's why stuff like "THIS GIMMICK SUCKS" or "GOLDUST FEARS COUNT CHOCULA" are funnier. They're just as fruity/amusing without having to depend on too much knowledge of what's going on.

 

Think about it. What was the funniest sign in that huge WrestleMania crowd? That's right, "THEY ARE FIGHTING OVER SHAMPOO." It's great because even the marks get it and everybody sympathizes and sees how stupid the Edge/Booker feud was.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

"Isn't it funny how RVD gets such BIG pops, and so LITTLE push?"

[Guest I Fear Hogans Air Guitair]

"Isn't it funny how RVD gets such BIG pops, and so LITTLE push?"

LOL good one how about.

 

"Isn't it funny how Trips gets such little pops, and such a HUGE Push?"

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

What about:

 

"TILDAE'S RULE~!"

 

"Steph: Time To Lay The Game!"

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Somebody has probably said this and it's a pretty tasteless but I'm gonna say it anyway.

 

Get you and 11 people to wear "wifebeater" undershirts underneath buttoned shirts. Get on camera side to and take off the buttoned shirts to reveal "WE MISS AUSTIN" which is written on your wifebeaters.

 

Heelish yet sympathetic and bound to get security's attention in no time.