My 100th Post~! at The Smart Marks

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

You can't be a Post Whoresman on a board with posting levels without acknowledging your increase in ranks. Bear in mind that over at WDI, I'm the freaking admin, so posting titles mean BUNK to me, since I can edit them all I want.

 

 

4 life

[Guest Legendary Banter]

Oh, okay Dutch. I see how it is. You're THE Admin? What about me, Dutch? What about the most EEEEVILE Admin at WDI? What about me, Dutch? What about Witty?

 

 

PWM, Bitches!

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

*argues with Witty over Beaulah*

[Guest Legendary Banter]

*Reminds Dutch that I made out with Beaulah at summer camp.*

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

*breaks your fingers*

[Guest HoffmanHBK]

*is better admin than either of you*

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

*hates you all*

 

*makes Cunny cry*

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

::flames Bubba:: Fat! Fat! Fat!

[Guest HoffmanHBK]

*owns*

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

*kicks Spiff's ass*

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

::no-sells::

 

::removes custom-built titanium-plated fake ass::

 

::hits Dutch w/ said fake ass::

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

*oversells*

 

*juices*

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

::pulls out 2xf'whore::

 

::post whores & plays to the crowd::

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

*Hulks Up*

 

*Big Boots Spiff and drop the Leg for post whoring without being a Post Whoresman*

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

::twitches old-school style::

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

*Warrior Splashes and Banzai Drops to complete the Unholy Trilogy*

[Guest LexLugerRules]

*Sings a Backstreet Boys to the Dutchman*

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

*SLAUGHTERS LEXLUGERRULES*

[Guest -Cutthroat-]

Congratz, Flying dude....

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

::kips-up ala The Rock::

 

::slips on Dutch's blood::

 

::falls face-first to the mat::

[Guest LexLugerRules]

*SLAUGHTERS LEXLUGERRULES*

*Gets back up and starts singing New Kids on the block*

[Guest Huntergree]

*Buries everybody*

[Guest Tha Cunnysmythe]

*Finally locates thread and cries*

[Guest HungryJack]

*runs in , kicks EVERYBODY in the junk*

 

*larfs at Cunny*

 

*runs away*

 

 

I WIN~!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

*Finally locates thread and cries*

 

*Dies laughing*

[Guest Mattdotcom]

*Wonders what is funny*

[Guest Legendary Banter]

Not you.

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

In jokes. Very very in jokes.

[Guest HungryJack]

And funny in-jokes, unlike the ones here.

[Guest HoffmanHBK]

*spinebusters Dutch for gimmick infringement*

*belly-to-bellies Dutch for gimmick infringement*

*H-Bombs Dutch for gimmick infringement*

*big boots Dutch for gimmick infringement*

*drops the BIG STINKY LEG~ on Dutch for gimmick infringement*

 

What'cha gonna do, brother?!

 

*beats Dutch handily at online Yahtzee*

 

*is still a better admin than Dutch and Witty put together*