My 100th Post~! at The Smart Marks

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

*Took a sound ass-whooping at online Yahtzee*

[Guest La Parka Es Mi Papa]

*isn't an admin*

 

*is still better than Hoff, Dutch, and Witty. Combined*

[Guest Tha Cunnysmythe]

*Beez THE CUNNY. Which > All of j00.*

[Guest HungryJack]

I would like to call into effect the Crucifixio Theorem , which reads:

 

 

JACK > ALL OF YOU

 

 

Thank you , drive through.

[Guest La Parka Es Mi Papa]

*is angry at Jack*

 

*takes it out on Cunny, slapping him and making him cry*

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

Only I make Cunny cry.

 

It's because I"m always hurting his feelings. The wimp.

[Guest goodhelmet]

*finally admits he enjoys WDI more than this board*

[Guest La Parka Es Mi Papa]

Good, the brainwashing is starting to take affect.

[Guest Incandenza]

WDI seem like a decent bunch of people...except for Hungry Jack, who is an ass.

 

::Denzadrivers Hungry Jack::

[Guest Flyboy]

HungryJack's avatar and sig rules... I can't not like the guy.

[Guest Incandenza]

I could give two shits about the X-Men, so that's not a saving grace.

[Guest Flyboy]

I could give two shits about the X-Men

 

 

NO, Inc.! But, I had faith in you!

[Guest Incandenza]

It's better you learn now before you get too attached, Flyboy.

[Guest Flyboy]

Now... my world... has crumbled.

 

::cries in a corner::

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

That's two people crying in my thread! I love it! SUFFER FOOLS~!

[Guest Flyboy]

*wipes tears, and... eats a cookie*

 

Mmmm... cookie.

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

Ha!

 

[valley girl mode]

 

That so TOTALLY reminds of like when I was watching SmackDown! like just last week and I saw Brock Lesnar (OMG~! CUTE LOLOLOLOL~!) and he was doing his "I'm So Totally HAPPY" dance and Paul Heyman was being SO rude and yelling at people and mocking Hogan and like Brock looked happy because he like hurt Hogan or something and he like looked like he wanted Paul Heyman to totally give him a cookie! It was great! Yeah!

 

[/valley girl mode]

[Guest Incandenza]

::walks in, steals Flyboy's cookie::

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

*gives Inc a cookie for stealing Flyboy's cookie*

 

 

How fucked up is that? I teach people all the wrong lessons in life.

[Guest I Like WDI]

Yeah Dutch, you're Satan.

 

*Wonders why he hasn't posted in this thread yet. Post whores.*

 

This thread should never die.

[Guest Incandenza]

two cookies = day getting off to good start

[Guest I Like WDI]

*Runs in, takes Incandenza's cookies, trips over, grasping at the cookies, trying to keep a hold of them.*

[Guest Incandenza]

::gives chase, kicks fallen I Like WDI in the head; grabs cookies, shoves both into mouth, starts choking::

[Guest I Like WDI]

*Whacks Incandenza in the back, feels crotch, claims it "helps bring up the cookies from your throat*

[Guest Incandenza]

::is reminded of his altar boy childhood, thanks I Like WDI for saving his life and the nostalgia trip::

[Guest I Like WDI]

*Tips hat, rides off ito the sunset. Falls off horse*

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

This thread gets creepier by the minute. This is no surprise to me as this sort of thing happens in every thread I post in.

[Guest I Like WDI]

Dutch warps children.

Dutch makes threads dirty.

Dutch killed JFK. Probably.

 

Forget "blame Hoffman". Blame Dutch.

 

This has been Tiger Suplex 85 aka. I Like WDI aka. The Rear Admiral.

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

DON'T BLAME DUTCH~!

 

Blame Hoff still, damn it!

[Guest I Like WDI]

*Blames Dutch for not blaming Dutch, universe collapses*