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Guest swan

My wife has an orange cat named Gary. I hate cats. I got a 8 week old Beagle puppy named Chloe over the weekend. She only weighs 4lbs and is just the coolest dog ever. It's funny when she does her point at the cat then runs after him. The cat is 5 times the size of the dog but is scared shitless of her.

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Guest The Amazing Rando

2 female cocker spaniels (Sam & Jess)

1 female black Lab Retriever (Trixie)

3 house cats (Stewart, Clapton, and Snowy)

 

LOTS OF FISH....

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Guest Singular

I used to work at a pet store so I have a small Zoo in my apartment.

 

Ball Python - Junior. He's about 2 feet right now

 

Savanah Monitor Lizard - Doctor Strangelove. Most pissed off lizard in the world. He's 2 feet and growing. We can't handle him anymore since his bite can break fingers.

 

Water Dragon - Kitty. He runs free in the apartment since we don't have a tank for him yet. Hence the name kitty.

 

Leopard Gecko - No name. It will be dead soon

 

4 Emperor Scorpions - We just call them the collective

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Guest midnight_burn

I used to have two birds as pets, but they died so i don't have any pets right now.

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Guest J*ingus

Two kitty cats, a tabby and a... uh... gray. Both females. 3/4 declawed between the two of them.

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Guest MaxPower27

I got me a black lab from the animal shelter, her growth was stunted due to malnutrition. She's smaller than most labs, so naturally, I call her Crippler.

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Guest CoreyLazarus416

I have acat, black and white and really fucking big, named Chowder. He was named before we got him, since we got him about 5 years ago when he was about 2. I love that cat...so loyal, so nice, and he plays with his toy mice and his sock full of catnip (called "Socko," in true wrestling-fan fashion) at any given time.

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Guest treble charged

I have a cat (Freddy). I believe the breed is Maine Coon. I love the cat, but man, is he an asshole. Never gets in your lap, never pays attention to you unless he wants to be fed. A real asshole the whole way through.

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Guest kkktookmybabyaway

3 cats. 2 male, 1 female, all fixed.

 

Dessa, female (3 1/2 years old). Got her from Paws in April of '00. Once she got fixed as a kitten, she hides from everyone besides me and the better half.

 

JJ, male (2 1/2 years). Got him from a local vet in March of '01. Didn't get much sleep that weekend due to Dessa not having a fondness for other members of her species.

 

Shadow, male (1 1/2 years?) Five months after getting JJ this one showed up at our back sliding glass door starved and with a boo-boo on his backside, so of course we kept him. When he was first weighed he was 9 lbs. Now, after his last checkup on Wednesday, he weighs close to 15 lbs.

 

There's never a dull moment in the kkk household...

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Guest The Notorious CRD

I have a chiahuahua (female and fixed) named Taco. Cutest dog ever and she takes bumps like a champ. :)

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Guest HBK16

I have a domestic cat, a Chihuahua, a $400 Persian cat, and a $1200 dog which I can't remember the breed. In the past, I have had over 30 gerbils, hermit crab, 2 other dogs, and a bird.

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Guest mesepher

at my moms we used to have a black/white cocker spaniel named Jo and a standard poodle named MiMi

 

at my dads... they have a chocolate lab named Snickers.. but I call it "Brown Bag (of shit)"

they also have another dog named Cutter, and two lousy cats which I hate

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

I've got a tarantula named Fingers. I was going to name him Tajiri, but that would've been crossing the line.

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Guest converge241

a pug - chunky chocolate

 

boston terrier - bubba gump

 

orange tabby cat - ravell

 

calico cat - rayne

 

ferret - butterface

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Guest Vern Gagne

Two cats Bart (11) and Homer (10). We've had them since they where kittens. Which is amazing because most of our cats where run over by cars. "Knocks on wood" that their luck continues for a long time.

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Guest phoenixrising

Our family owns a 70 pound Alaskan Malamute named Shasta. I think she is as close to "wolf" as you can get for a dog without actually calling her a wolf. What's funny and annoying at the same time is that she is very territorial, so if another dog is walking by she will run to the window. If she is outside and sees the dog she howls her ass off.

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Guest MentallyNormal

2 love birds

10 cockatiels They have sex alot!! Birds hump weird. An birds hump each others offspring!! Incest!!

Actually their not my Birds but my Pops. But I do watch the birds hump yeah I'm a perv.

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