Guest TJH Report post Posted August 16, 2002 Anyone who boasts about their sex life, on an internet message board, is a fucking loser. Big Poppa Popick OJ Hart Anyone else who I have missed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted August 16, 2002 I fucked your mother Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted August 16, 2002 bps- I fucked your mother Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alfdogg Report post Posted August 16, 2002 *fucked everybody's mothers* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Report post Posted August 16, 2002 Even your own? Sick dude, just sick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted August 16, 2002 ::is getting laid right now and boasting about it:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alfdogg Report post Posted August 16, 2002 Even your own? Sick dude, just sick. You knew what I meant, fucktard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Flying Dutchman Report post Posted August 16, 2002 I've got a great sex life! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted August 16, 2002 alfdogg fucks his mother Everybody point and laugh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted August 16, 2002 I fuck my computer through a hole in a sheet. Because I can. How's THAT for bragging! Computers don't say no. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alfdogg Report post Posted August 16, 2002 *flames bps* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted August 16, 2002 if I fucked people.. would I want to mention it here? come on! if I had that stuff, I wouldn't be at a messege board.. i'd be getting poon all day. Not running off to do PBP! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HoffmanHBK Report post Posted August 16, 2002 I fucked Terri Runnels, then I helped her across the street. OMG OLD GRANNY TERRI JOKES LOL!!~!!!~!!~!~!~!!! No disrespect to Terri, whom I actually do think is still hot, aged and starving or no. And, um, I fucked BPS' cat, or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted August 16, 2002 ::fucks this board, thoroughly and consistently:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oldschoolwrestling Report post Posted August 16, 2002 I taught Wilt Chamberlain how to score. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted August 16, 2002 Smartmark sex life = fat chicks or porn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TestKick Report post Posted August 16, 2002 People who boast about their sex life, on internet message boards.... If it's a male, it's a lie 99.999999% of the time. Females, it's more around 80%. It's a proven fact that whenever people online boast about any form of their social life, it's fake 95% of the time. Usually, the most often form is this... is when people say they are drunk online. This is a lie 95% of the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HungryJack Report post Posted August 16, 2002 Not so, my good friend. Hoffman IS drunk 95% of the time. Drunkenness happens in WDI Chat all the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted August 16, 2002 As soon as I start getting some again, I can tell you that you won't see me on this board...as much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Austin3164life Report post Posted August 16, 2002 Shouldn't this kind of thread be in the porno section? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted August 16, 2002 Shouldn't this kind of thread be in the porno section? Nah, then one or two people will bitch about how no one talks about porn in the porn folder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tha Cunnysmythe Report post Posted August 16, 2002 bps' cat is a fucking narsty whore. She's been around the block a few times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted August 17, 2002 It's a proven fact that whenever people online boast about any form of their social life, it's fake 95% of the time. Then, what happens if someone says that they never get any? Does this mean that they're getting more tang then the rest of us? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted August 17, 2002 It's a proven fact that whenever people online boast about any form of their social life, it's fake 95% of the time. Then, what happens if someone says that they never get any? Does this mean that they're getting more tang then the rest of us? Yes~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TestKick Report post Posted August 17, 2002 I'm talking more about people who brag that they're drunk... I've been drunk a few times with friends on here, and you don't act like "oih mi hgod im sooo drukn;ll" Same for people who brag about sex. If you brag about it, it's fake... if you talk sensibly about it, there's less chance of it being fake... although, still a rather high probability, because what the fuck are you doing online talking about it anyway? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted August 17, 2002 At least you all seem to be getting some sex. I haven't had any in over a year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest massivHEDtrauma Report post Posted August 17, 2002 What about people who are acting drunk AND boasting about sex at the same time? I saw this phenomenon once, on a band's messageboard I believe. He devoted a thread to his drunken sex talk, which involved such winning phrases as "iiim druuunk;. suck meo offf," and was promptly banned. He claimed that he was keeping a record of what was going on as he typed. That is all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest nWoScorpion Report post Posted August 17, 2002 I fucked GoldustBooker4Lifes mother. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Poppa Popick Report post Posted August 17, 2002 Wow, I think TJH is just jealous I'd like to say I know I have not fucked anyone's mother here, and probably not anyone directly related to you as well. I definitely have not fucked TJH's mother...Damn, you know she gotta be skank to have someone like that as a child Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tha Cunnysmythe Report post Posted August 17, 2002 At least you all seem to be getting some sex. I haven't had any in over a year. *offers* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
