Guest Ravenbomb Posted August 18, 2002 Report Posted August 18, 2002 Malls aren't for hanging out, they're for refuge against the ever-growing army of zombies! Duh! Sbarro's used to be great. But they changed their pizza so it's all thick and tastes different.
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted August 18, 2002 Report Posted August 18, 2002 Sbarro's jobs to Taco Bell and Burger King, fixtures in any food court. Although I do usually eat at Sbarro's whenever I go to the mall...hey, it's pizza.
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted August 18, 2002 Report Posted August 18, 2002 Harveys:Stale Left Overs
Guest LexLugerRules Posted August 18, 2002 Report Posted August 18, 2002 I dunno in America, but in Canada, they make it right in front of you.
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted August 18, 2002 Report Posted August 18, 2002 Well, I went to one in ATL and I went through the Drive Thru. Checkers is King! Nobody can mess with them. The Food is always fresh.
Guest Incandenza Posted August 18, 2002 Report Posted August 18, 2002 ::makes mental note to avoid malls from now on, as they are apparently populated by Slipknot fans and emo kids:: Ugh, I had to go to a mall yesterday, because I needed to patronize a Ticketmaster (ugh, again) so I could get a ticket to see ELVIS COSTELLO~! in November. I would've purchased it at the venue in question and avoid the five dollar service charge, but said venue is a 2.5 hour drive. Oh well, it is worth it.
Guest cynicalprofit Posted August 19, 2002 Report Posted August 19, 2002 ::makes mental note to avoid malls from now on, as they are apparently populated by Sliknot fans and emo kids:: you are corret sir, but you forgot preteen girls who dress like Britney.
Guest massivHEDtrauma Posted August 20, 2002 Report Posted August 20, 2002 There is this place in my mall, Northwoods Mall in scenic Charleston, South Carolina, that has the GREATEST~! bourbon chicken of all-time. I cannot explain the magnetic lure of the mall, I only know that I am attracted to it as a mouse to cheese. And it isn't because of the people - I hate people. And it isn't because of the merchandise - I hate merchandise. I think it's because the mall is a great place for friends to meet and get into various forms of mischief. I know it sounds stupid, and it is kinda stupid, but I cannot count how many times I've been kicked out of the mall for various offenses. There are simply no bones about it, practicing hooliganism is great fun. Not only that, but I do quite enjoy going there simply to mock humanity. Add to that the kick-ass bookstore, and I'm set; I guess I just love the mall in general.
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