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Now that it's quieted down a bit in here...

 

I imagine three minutes is normal for a pair of 14 year-olds who don't know any better.

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Guest midnight_burn
Posted

Looks like my prediciton of a DUD was accurate.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Um, something tells me that wasn't LLR. From what I've seen, he really doesn't speak like that.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Texas Small Arms 09
Posted

Well that was sure a huge letdown, but oh fucking well. At least we know the tool will not be populating anytime soon, since he has seemed to swear off sex til college. I'm sure he was very unprepared and she didn't know what she was doing. My guess is she just laid there and he rammed her like there was no tomorrow, which explains the screaming. And I think it'll be funny as hell when someone's parents find out. Could be even funnier if one of his little swimmers accidently got in and swam too far. You know condoms aren't always fool proof, look at Billy Gunn that's proof in itself.

Guest Will Scarlet
Posted

Yeah. DUD sounds about right. Barely escaped going into negative stars. I mean, no live play by play action? What a ripoff! This whole thing seems to be much ado about nothing. HUGE letdown!

Guest Marshall
Posted

Bah! I guess this was what should of been expected. Let me be the first to congratulate OJ on his efforts.

Guest Ravenbomb
Posted

the part about people knowing they were gonna do it reminds me of that one episode of The 70's Show at the Prom, I think it was, they were going into a hotel room and some guy ran up and said 'Hey look everybody, it's Eric and Donna and they're gonna do it!'

 

 

yeah...

 

good times...good times...what the?

*computer explodes*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Guest godthedog
Posted
Well guys, I DID IT!!!!

 

Pretty cool, but not as cool as i expected. it lasted about 3 minutes and Shelby screamed like a banshee. The trojan worked. I checked it afterwards, and nothing got through. No rips or tears or nothing. The party was pretty funt too. Everyone heard about me and Shelby, and now everyone in the 9th grade at my high school knows that "Craig fucked Shelby"......I think I'll wait till I'm in college for the next time though.

to quote ben affleck from chasing amy: "you are such an idiot."

Guest cynicalprofit
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3 minutes...man I was 4 hours on my first try, but thats me....this guy is still a tool.

 

Yeah it DOES remind me of a Nitro main event.

 

-**** on the snowflake scale for the recap.

Guest CanadianChris
Posted
Well guys, I DID IT!!!!

 

and Shelby screamed like a banshee.

You sure you got it in the right hole there, dude? I doubt those were screams of pleasure.

Guest CanadianChris
Posted
Yeah it DOES remind me of a Nitro main event.

Except without the best part in this case...the massive nWo beatdown.

Guest Sandman9000
Posted

Who wants to whip out the hot poker up the ass ratings system?

Guest CanadianChris
Posted

I'll do it.

 

Hot pokers, of course, go up OJ's ass. Poker thrusting honors go to the funniest poster in the series, Mr. "You're A Fag" himself, Bob Barron.

 

1 hot poker for even existing.

5 hot pokers for posting this in the first place.

12 hot pokers for posting in the middle of a makeout/groping session.

15 hot pokers for saying there wouldn't be any more posts on this, then posting again.

105 hot pokers (the number of posts currently in this thread) for actually saying, "I inspected the condom afterward."

 

And finally...

 

2^n hot pokers for wasting our time with this shit, where n is the number of times OJ Hart has been called a tool, and will be called a tool in the future.

 

Anyone else want to work out the math on thos one?

Guest Will Scarlet
Posted

If I counted right, then that is 140 hot pokers up the ass. I would hate to be OJ after that. Ouch!

Guest TestKick
Posted

139 more hot-pokers than the hole in his bedroom wall got... At least he got some lovin'. Hopefully, he screamed like a banshee.

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