I'm gonna have a nerous breakdown!

[Guest justsoyouknow]

Slipknot....and....poetry??????

 

.....one of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong....

 

 

You could always confide in a close friend about what is making you pissed off. If you don't have any friends, then you could talk to your dog. If you don't have a dog, you can talk to your mom. If you don't have a mom, then talk to your dad. If you don't have a dad, then I guess you're a big nasty bastard and your momma said so!

 

...I have nothing of substance to add.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

This is just me, but I put on some awesome Trance and lose myself in it. It looks weird as shit if someone walks in on me floating around the room, but after a while, you totally lose it and forget everything else. And if you can actually dance(like me) that makes it even better, you aren't just flopping about like a fish trying to stand up out of water. Pretend you have glowsticks. If you do, great! Turn out the lights and grab some flashlights!

 

You know, considering how fun it is, I can only imagine how it is while tripping on X.

 

And if you aren't into Rave Therapy(I should make this a real practice! That'll put asses in the seats!), just throw on some earphones and BLAST "Any Way You Want It" by Journey. By the third chorus you'll be feeling MUCH better.

 

And if you aren't into the Steve Perry thing(who isn't?), play "Hey Jude" and sing along as loudly as possible. You'll be FEELING IT by the end.

 

That's all I have to suggest. Music owns me. I can only hope to be a well-performing bitch for it.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest TJH]

Just kick the shit out of your bed. Works every time.

[Guest DARRYLXWF]

Ring him/her up and say that your going to kill her....this will make him/her think that you're just playing...but then, heh heh, this is the beauty of it...actually KILL them! hah ha! Cut open their head and feed it to their pets! Make a chair out of his/her bones!

[Guest DARRYLXWF]

...................or not

[Guest TJH]

Hmm, I like your thinking Darryl.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Famous last words.. eh?