Why'd LexLugerRules Get the Axe?

[Guest Nevermortal]

There could only be one reason....

 

Did someone finally realize that he was indeed JeromeDrake, the previously banned wunderkind?

[Guest Incandenza]

He flamed O.J. Hart--the "I'm losing my virginity" kid--in General Chat.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

daymn..

 

what a way to go.

[Guest Incandenza]

Hart deserved it, but LLR wasn't wise enough to take it to this folder.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Oh..I thought it was because he dared ask whether or not I was a lunatic. But the Flaming OJ reason makes more sense..

[Guest Matt Young]

Guys, a word of wisdom for you- Jerry Drake ALWAYS gets banned at EVERY board he ever goes to. I've known him for 2 years, and have seen him get banned at WrestlingGames.com, The Wall, WDI, The Smarks/SmartMarks, and I think a couple other WG offshoots. He sure spends a lot of time flaming people on the internet for a guy who constantly states "I don't give a shit about you guys... people who spend all their time on the internet are gay. I just wanted to post here to say 'Hey' and 'Fuck you assholes'" whenever he decides to come back to one of those forums.

[Guest Incandenza]

That boy just can't stay out of trouble, can he?

[Guest bob_barron]

I don't think he was Drake...

 

cause when Drake was here we clashed constantly and LLR named me as his favourite poster.

 

So can we unban him?

[Guest Nevermortal]

I don't think he was Drake...

 

cause when Drake was here we clashed constantly and LLR named me as his favourite poster.

 

So can we unban him?

It was Drake. He told me so via IM.

[Guest bob_barron]

Wow- that's odd.

 

Well then keep him banned I guess

[Guest treble charged]

That's odd, every time I talked to Drake, he was like, "I'M AINT LEX LUGER RULES!!!!!!"

 

I knew better, though.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

I wonder if Jerome's gonna go crying back to WDI like he did last time...

[Guest Incandenza]

I wonder if Jerome's gonna go crying back to WDI like he did last time...

He can't, cuz as he often claimed, he's NOT LLR!

 

Dumb kid....

[Guest treble charged]

Ah, Jerry's not really that bad of a kid, just a little on the stupid side sometimes. He could be abrasive at times, as well. But at least he tried to start conversation, which is what message boards are all about.

[Guest MrBiznatch]

I never remember him trying to start a conversation. He was always flamebating and flaming and then turning around and complaining about not getting intelligent conversation.

[Guest treble charged]

There are 4 threads on the front page of the Sports folder that were started by LLR. That seems to me like trying to start conversation.

[Guest MrBiznatch]

I'm not talking about LLR I'm talking about Jerome Drake

[Guest Incandenza]

I don't know about the Sports folder, but he was amusing at times in the Mission to 1000 thread, and his trashing of O.J. Hart was pretty funny, too.

[Guest treble charged]

I'm not talking about LLR I'm talking about Jerome Drake

They're the same person

[Guest MrBiznatch]

I don't know about that. They are way too different to me to be the same person. LLR never acted like Jerome did atleast when I saw his posts he didnt.

[Guest Shaved Bear]

please, they liked the same sports people, both came from calgary, both when describin themselves used similar descriptions...its not that hard to figure out

[Guest Nevermortal]

please, they liked the same sports people, both came from calgary, both when describin themselves used similar descriptions...its not that hard to figure out

Gah! LLR ADMITTED that he was Jerome Drake.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

"please, they liked the same sports people, both came from calgary, both when describin themselves used similar descriptions...its not that hard to figure out"

 

They were both (presumably) Carbon-based, had two arms and two legs, opposable thumbs, presumably cephalo-directory growth for their initial food opening...

 

After an exhaustive analysis, THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON!!!

 

Of course, I could have just listened to Nevermortal, but then I couldn't say all that stuff and make myself sound like a smartass.

 

I have also come to the conclusion that Professor Plum did it in the Observatory with Colonel Mustard using the Candlestick.

 

This has been another stream-of-consciousness post.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Jerome Drake lost a 'loser-leaves-town' match in this forum and came back as the masked LLR!

[Guest I Like WDI]

FYI, he's not banned at WDI (PIMPAGE~!: http://pub95.ezboard.com/bworlddominationinc584 ), but not many people like him.

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

I don't mind him over on WDI at all. Doesn't bug me a bit.

 

Okay, maybe a little.

 

Okay, a lot.

 

Okay, I hate the fucker.

 

But then again I want to take a baseball bat to anyone who dares post on my forum! Even people I invite! I'll kill them all!

 

For those that didn't get the (albeit stupid) joke...

 

You eat poop.

[Guest Incandenza]

How has he avoided being banned all this time? One person claims that Drake's been thrown out of every message board he's ever visited, and, in the case of this particular board, TWICE.

[Guest I Like WDI]

Dutch takes the baseball bat to people on WDI, but not in the traditional sense...

 

Damn you Dutch, you warped my mind!

 

*Blames Dutch*

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

*beats Incandenza with a baseball bat for asking too many questions*

 

*beats Tiger with a baseball bat for being Tiger*

[Guest I Like WDI]

*No sells, Hulks up*