Why'd LexLugerRules Get the Axe?

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

Okay, fine. *I'll* give props to Cunny's awesome flame.

 

Excellent work, Cunny.

[Guest Incandenza]

Cunnysmythe, you bone smuggling, cum guzzling bitch of a whore....I'll munch as much Guerrero cock as I want, well as long as its not Hector's.  But I digress, Why don't you and the rest of your WDI pussies get off my board.  I was here first, I made it what it is today, and you weiner eaters are only trying to cash in.  Well it ain't happenin' on my watch, BUB! Get to steppin' limey

You vile anal cum smuggler. I saw your site, www.islurpguerrerocockforsportandimproud.com, and it nauseated me beyond belief. I'm amazed that it hasn't been shut down for exceeding the legal quota of man-meat permitted on one page. Chavo and Eddie were enough, but Gori Guerrero?! Sickening! You should be flogged with bamboo cane and brutally dickslapped into submission. I would laugh as you feverishly attempted to verbally grovel, but the thick creamy white seed seething and bubbling and frothing from your narsty herpes-ridden dicksucking lips (which would remain perpetually open due to your jawbone being broken from repeated facefuckings and bitchslappings) would clog your windpipe and render you unable to express anything except through unintelligible gurgling and choking sounds.

 

You are the lowest of all ringrats, having even the dead members of a pseudo-Mexican wrestling family run more trains on you than a Metro rail and ride you like a toboggan; going through the family like a hereditary disease. But that's what you are to the Guerreros now, isn't it. A hereditary disease. It's now a given that every male member of that family will slam your puny backdoor at some desperate drunken point, and be infected by a collection of STDs that is borderline fascinating in its horror.

 

But I digress, too. You are a vile whore of a beeitch, being the WDI double agent, as opposed to the Guerreros' double penetration agent; and trying to make me look bad.

 

I won't even condescend to batter that ass into a coma. It's been done before so many times by that damn family that you probably fucking love it by now, you ass-selling jism-gargling cockhopping rodent.

Best. Flame. Ever.

[Guest Dames Edna]

You know, its tough enough being a gay man is everyday society, but try being one on the 'net as well. I am an honest man, trying to make an honest living. The people want to see naked pictures of the Guerrero family, thus I bring the content. Who are you, as a syphillis infested ass pumper, to critisize me...as a...syphillis infested ass pumper, but I digress. You, Cunnysmithe, and the rest of your WDI cohorts are the worse of them all. And Dutchman, I know you are the head of this 'message board', I don't appreciate you pimping your shit in my ghetto. Now, does everyone want to hear the truth about the inception of the World Domination Inc.? Well here ya go

 

These clowns were once part of the *legendary* smarksboard back a year ago. And these guys were always pretty funny, you know shooting the shit, making jokes here and there...you know, nobody really thought anything of it. Then all of a sudden one day they disappeared. They all left the board and populated their own new, 'cooler' ez-board. They claim they didn't like the elitism of their past residence, and thats why the left. But I, one in the know, have the real story. Cunnysmithe, Dutchman, Banter, EIW, TTK, Hoffman ect... left for a whole other reason, and yes, its centers around Charles Cunnysmithe.

 

Charles Cunnysmithe, for a long time, had a torrid cyber love affair with Scott Keith. Some people knew, but it was real hush hush. One day Scott Keith aim'd Cunny up and told him it was over. Hurt because Scott Keith popped his cyber cherry, Cunnysmithe felt he had too many fond memories of the board, and needed a change. It seemed like a quiet end to a secret relationship. Soon, pictures of a bound and gagged Cunnysmithe getting fingered up the ass in a Britain schoolyard where plastered all over the smarks board. Scott Keith informed his friends that Cunnysmithe had been a pawn in a kiddie porn ring that was sweeping through Britain. Charles was humiliated, he wanted to leave all of the nonsense behind. So he suggested that he, and all of his kiddie porn distributing friends from the smarksboard (ie. Dutch, ect) in the USA form the WDI. Thus the beginning of the WDI board. There is/has/and always will be the rule that the words kiddie porn should never be brought up on the board...and wish that has held true to this day.

[Guest bob_barron]

Cunny's flame was much better

[Guest Incandenza]

Started off funny, but kinda petered out.

[Guest Dames Edna]

This is a flame battle?

[Guest bob_barron]

Well it sounds like to me

[Guest Tha Cunnysmythe]

*Takes a bow*