World Tasteless Wrestling

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Say the WWE wanted to go back to shock gimmicks again. What are some of the tasteless gimmicks that could be considered?

 

my ideas..

 

#1- The Abortionist, with his finisher "The Back Alley Special"

 

#2- Cletus the Fetus, mortal enemy of the Abortionist

 

#3- Sheikh Vince and Eric. McMahon and Bischoff declare that they are now Arab Sheikhs who will fight the Americans.

 

#4- The Tourettes Clown Posse. Self-explanitory.

 

#5- Jerry Lawler, the Pedophile. Some gimmicks aren't gimmicks.

 

What are some of the tasteless and stupid gimmick ideas that the WWF could do?

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

Frankly I've wanted to see Tiger Ali Singh show up to join the unamericans, and make a lot of twin references.

 

Talk about heel heat...

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

Christian the Impaler - Christian would grab random screaming babies from the audience and impale them on spears that he mounted on the turnbuckles. INSTANT HEEL HEAT~!

[Guest Nevermortal]

Who gives a shit about gimmicks, cocksuckers.

Someone's got a little sand in his vagina.

 

They could have "Animal Cruelty Man" who roasts kittens on a grill, and eats puppies.

 

Also, an Ethnic Stereotype Alliance!

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

<hogan> You know, DUDE, if you, like Dee Dee Pee, werent such a LOO-SER, maybe you'd have your own Gimmick, JACK! Maybe if you werent such a LOO-SER, you wouldnt just crrrrrack be a JOKE, on this site. </hogan>

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

They could have "Animal Cruelty Man" who roasts kittens on a grill, and eats puppies.

 

Also, an Ethnic Stereotype Alliance!

That would be

 

Big Bossman in the Al Snow/Pepper feud

 

and the Nation of Domination

 

 

 

right? Two cool points for me?

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

They could have "Animal Cruelty Man" who roasts kittens on a grill, and eats puppies.

So, Rob Black will be running this Fed?

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

It was nice knowing ya, N3CRON.

 

Actually, No, No it wasn't.

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

Should we just all vote to ban him, or will we let him be a pathetic example to other would be troll kings?

 

You got a pretty damn shitty attitude for someone with just 24 posts, you just joined, and I dont know if you've looked at any of our posts, but we dont call each other cocksuckers

 

Unless the topic of conversation is Bradshaw, the Undertaker, or RespectTheTaker is talking about some night after a show....

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

::laughs::

 

smegma lips... I love it

[Guest N3CR0N]

You'll never ban me! I'm unbannable!

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

You'll never ban me! I'm unbannable!

That's so stupid, I'm not even sure how to reply.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

What about Vince brings in Satan to destroy the WWE?

 

here's the TNM match of Satan v. the Rock.

 

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by Rob Black...

From Hell...

Weighing in at 800 pounds...

 

Satan

 

His opponent...

From Miami, Florida...

Weighing in at 270 pounds...

 

"The People's Champion" The Rock

 

They lock up.

Satan whips The Rock into the ropes.

Satan hits The Rock with a kick.

Satan goes for a backdrop driver, but The Rock counters it with a facerake.

The Rock uses an eye gouge on Satan.

The Rock whips Satan into the turnbuckle.

The Rock charges into the corner.

The Rock gives him a chop, but Satan only stares at him.

The Rock kicks Satan.

The crowd is starting to get behind The Rock.

Satan chops The Rock.

The Rock hits Satan.

The Rock hits Satan.

The Rock is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Satan kicks The Rock.

Quite a few boos are audible.

Satan runs into the ropes.

The Rock hits Satan with a kick.

The Rock is going for the pin.

Tim White counts: One, two, shoulder up.

The Rock complains about a slow count.

The Rock runs into the ropes.

The Rock nails Satan with a backspin DDT.

The crowd is cheering on The Rock.

The Rock is going for the pin.

Tim White counts: One, two, KICKOUT.

Satan hits The Rock with a backdrop driver.

The crowd is booing Satan.

Satan places The Rock on the turnbuckle.

Satan goes for the Highway to Hell, but The Rock blocks it.

Satan whips The Rock into the ropes, but The Rock reverses it.

The Rock hits Satan with a shoulderblock.

The Rock is going for the pin.

Tim White counts: One, two, shoulder up.

The Rock nails Satan with a punch.

The Rock gives him a DDT, but Satan only stares at him.

Satan goes for a backdrop driver, but The Rock counters it with a go-behind.

In turn, Satan counters it with an elbowsmash.

Satan takes The Rock down with a backdrop driver.

Satan is being booed like there is no tomorrow.

Satan places The Rock on the turnbuckle.

Satan executes the Highway to Hell on The Rock.

Satan further incites the crowd.

Satan goes for the pin.

Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Satan goes for a backdrop driver, but The Rock counters it with a facerake.

The Rock chops Satan.

The Rock kicks Satan.

The crowd is really behind The Rock.

Satan chops The Rock.

Satan further incites the crowd.

The Rock punches Satan.

There are lots of chants for The Rock.

Satan punches The Rock.

Satan further incites the crowd.

Satan whips The Rock into the ropes, but The Rock reverses it.

The Rock hits Satan with a kick.

The Rock whips Satan into the ropes.

The Rock hits Satan with a clothesline.

The Rock is going for the pin.

Tim White counts: One, two, kickout.

The Rock complains about a slow count.

The Rock nails Satan with a stomp.

The Rock uses an elbowdrop on Satan.

Satan sits up.

Satan is being booed like there is no tomorrow.

The Rock nails Satan with a forearm to the back.

The Rock goes for a flying cross body press, but Satan counters it with

a running powerslam.

Tim White counts: One, two, kickout.

Satan complains about a slow count.

There are lots of chants for The Rock.

The Rock takes Satan down with an armdrag takedown.

The Rock kicks Satan.

The Rock hits Satan.

The crowd is really behind The Rock.

Satan hits The Rock.

Satan further incites the crowd.

Satan kicks The Rock.

The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

The Rock chops Satan.

Satan kicks The Rock.

The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

Satan kicks The Rock.

Numerous fans are using Satan for target practice.

The Rock chops Satan.

The Rock has the crowd going wild.

The Rock runs into the ropes.

Satan takes The Rock down with a lariat.

Satan takes The Rock down with a backdrop driver.

Numerous fans are using Satan for target practice.

Satan places The Rock on the turnbuckle.

Satan executes the Highway to Hell on The Rock.

Satan goes for the pin.

Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Satan goes for a backdrop driver, but The Rock counters it with a backward kick.

 

The Rock has the crowd going wild.

The Rock gives him a kick to the midsection, but Satan doesn't budge.

The Rock kicks Satan.

The Rock punches Satan.

The crowd is behind The Rock all the way.

The Rock whips Satan into the ropes.

Satan hits The Rock with a kick.

Satan goes for a backdrop driver, but The Rock counters it with a go-behind.

The Rock goes for an inside cradle, but Satan blocks it.

Satan goes for a backdrop driver, but The Rock counters it with a backward kick.

 

The Rock takes Satan down with a punch.

The Rock hits a kick to the midsection on Satan.

The Rock uses a backspin DDT on Satan.

The Rock is going for the pin.

Tim White counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

Satan sits up.

Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.

Satan goes for a backdrop driver, but The Rock flips over.

The Rock hits a backslide on Satan.

Tim White counts: One, two, shoulder up.

The Rock uses a punch on Satan.

The Rock executes an eye gouge on Satan.

The Rock runs into the ropes.

Rob Black trips The Rock.

Tim White threatens Satan with disqualification.

Tim White warns Rob Black.

The Rock gives him a DDT, but Satan doesn't even care.

Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.

The Rock goes for a clothesline, but Satan counters it with a Gorilla Press.

Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.

Satan is going for the pin.

There is no referee to count.

Satan gets back up.

Tim White is back on the job.

Satan executes a backdrop driver on The Rock.

Satan places The Rock on the turnbuckle.

Satan goes for the Highway to Hell, but The Rock blocks it.

Satan hits a backdrop driver on The Rock.

The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.

Satan gives the sign for the Highway to Hell.

Satan places The Rock on the turnbuckle.

Satan executes the Highway to Hell on The Rock.

The ring is quickly filling up with debris.

Satan goes for the pin.

Tim White counts: One, two, three.

The Rock complains about a fast count.

The ring is quickly filling up with debris.

 

The winner is Satan. Time of match: 0:07:13

 

Satan pinned The Rock with the Highway to Hell in 0:07:13.

Rating: *

 

yep... Satan could then form the 'Two Man Power Trip' with HHH, before killing him.

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

Yeah, thats cool

 

::laughs::

 

 

 

(meant for necrophilia boy, or whatever that ID meant)

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

Just STFU.

NO! U STFU

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

wow

 

are you like 6 years old or something?

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Another Satan match.. I worked out some problems with him.

 

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley...

Hailing from Greewich, Connecticut...

Weighing in at 279 pounds...

 

"The Game" Triple H

 

His opponent...

Led to the ring by Rob Black...

Fighting out of Hell...

Weighing in at 800 pounds...

 

Satan

 

They lock up.

Triple H executes a chop on Satan.

Triple H runs into the ropes.

Triple H goes for a clothesline, but Satan counters it with a Gorilla Press.

Satan uses a backdrop driver on Triple H.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Satan.

Satan executes the SatanDriver 98 on Triple H.

Satan goes for the pin.

Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

Satan hits Triple H with a backdrop driver.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Satan.

Satan goes for the SatanDriver 98, but Triple H blocks it.

Satan throws Triple H out of the ring.

Danny Davis counts: one, two, three, four, Triple H reenters the ring.

Satan uses a backdrop driver on Triple H.

Satan is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Satan executes the SatanDriver 98 on Triple H.

A portion of the crowd is booing Satan.

Satan goes for the pin.

Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Satan goes for a backdrop driver, but Triple H flips over.

Triple H gives him a dropkick, but Satan only stares at him.

Satan goes for a backdrop driver, but Triple H counters it with an elbowsmash.

Triple H executes a kick to the midsection on Satan.

Triple H goes for the Pedigree, but Satan counters it with a backdrop.

Satan takes Triple H down with a backdrop driver.

A portion of the crowd is booing Satan.

Satan screams.

A portion of the crowd is booing Satan.

Satan executes the SatanDriver 98 on Triple H.

Satan goes for the pin.

Danny Davis counts: One, two, three.

The cheers for Satan are drowning out the boos.

 

The winner is Satan. Time of match: 0:02:21

 

----

 

Squash!

 

Satan pinned Triple H with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:02:21.

Rating: 3/4*

 

coming soon!: HBK v. Satan!

[Guest notJames]

How about the Big Johnsons, where two guys wear large body condoms and...

 

Uh oh, I'm channeling Ferrara...

 

I say just bring back Naked Mideon.

 

[Guest Nevermortal]

If Satan was in the WWE, wouldn't you think that instead of having matches, he'd just horribly smite people or make them jump into firey pits of molten hellfire?

 

He'd also take sex slaves in the form of Trish Stratus, Dawn Marie, and Stacy Keibler, make them wear dominatrix attire, and have them frolic in the garden of infernal delights.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

yeah.. but Satan has to learn how to work the WWE style.

 

Highway to Hell = TD91

SatanDriver 98 = Tombstone

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

Would Triple H have enough Power to hold down Satan?

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

You know, fuck all you smark cunts.

Gotta love the kiddies.

 

Shoot along, kid. AOL Chat is calling you.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

You know, fuck all you smark cunts.

Somebody needs a hug.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

FearHavok:

 

TNM had Satan pinning HHH in under 3 minutes..

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

BUT, Triple H always gets his Heat back!!!!!!!

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

This is Satan we're dealing with.. he'll give HHH his heat back by using his special move..

 

his special move is killing his opponent.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Can someone ban him already?

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

Just ignore him. Doc'll get him in a few minutes. He's prolly busy reading another thread somewhere.

[Guest notJames]

I wouldn't consider a Satan gimmick tasteless. A bit ballsy, maybe,...

 

Tasteless would be something like Owen Hart's ghost.

 

If that ever happened, I'd march over to Titan Towers with a bomb strapped to my chest, because I couldn't live in a world that would denigrate the memory of my personal hero.

 

And I'm 100% serious.

 

(Well, 99 44/100% anyway... I wouldn't know where to get a bomb.)

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

more Satan squashes

 

Enjoy!