World Tasteless Wrestling

[Guest Olympic Slam]

You can take the Billy/Chuck gimmick to the absolute darkest of sides. Do something like Billy gets AIDS and he and Chuck decide to infect the world that "doesn't understand them." They could ambush people they're feuding with and attack them with infected needles or whatever else may be neccesary as a way to get even. Seriously, that's some offensive, dark, non-P.C., and of course, tasteless stuff.

[Guest gangsteruwa]

Nazi Guy Dudley. He hates D Von alot.

 

Having someone say that they got "jewed" out of a world title shot. That's about as tasteless as it gets.

 

Having Tiger Ali Singh wear a bomb and threaten to blow up the arena, only to have him push the detonator and a giant "BANG!!" flag pops out.

 

Reinacting Owen's death.

 

Having one of your wrestlers come out with the SS symbol on their shirt.....oh wait that's NWATNA... my bad..

[Guest Nevermortal]

The best thing they could do is turn D-Von into a pedophile priest.

 

Or imagine if they had people starting a Satanic Cult which burnt churches and wrestling **** matches?

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Rob E., that thing about Satan not working the WWE Style had me laughing hard. I can see JR going "Now listen, I know you're the god of hellfire and everything but we can't have you breaking people's necks. Try to maybe incorporate some more spinebusters into your offense--" and at that point Jim Ross explodes and is replaced by Johnny Ace who says "Don't sweat it, Satan, go out there and stiff Bradshaw."

[Guest Caliban]

Good God, I have never laughed so hard at a thread in my life. Don't let this die.

[Guest deadbeater]

You want tasteless? How's this:

 

Trish tries to do the manual virginity test on Molly during a match. Yep, with the two fingers. After repeated tries, the tests prove inconclusive.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

and Trish debuts her new finisher, as she puts Molly at her crotch, hooks her hands and thrusts her groin in her face until she gives up

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

a serial killer angle - random jobbers being mutilated?

 

How about Bradshaw raping other guys?

 

Vince impregnates Stephanie?

[Guest deadbeater]

and Trish debuts her new finisher, as she puts Molly at her crotch, hooks her hands and thrusts her groin in her face until she gives up

Who gives up, Trish??

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Trish thrusts her groin in Molly's face until Molly gives up

[Guest cynicalprofit]

"Vince impregnates Stephanie? " If Russo was still around, it could have happened.

 

Im thinking of a guy whos dealing KP to wrestlers, that would be tastless.

[Guest Olympic Slam]

Vince impregnates Stephanie?

Jericho impregnates Lucy the Dog

[Guest Ravenbomb]

The Rapist- A guy going around with a tazer gun and running in mid matches and zapping and raping the participants, and maybe the referee

 

A guy who wins his matches by choking the other guy out with a used condom

 

Sadaam Huseins (sp?) Brother, Hitlers Grandson or something, and Bin Ladens cousin or something join the Un Americans and try to run a plane into Titan Tower

[Guest TheHulkster]

A rapist character would be pretty offensive. To get back at faces, he would rape a different WWE Diva per feud. I wouldn't say I would bomb Titan Towers for it, but damn it, they sure would get a good egging and tree toilet papering.

 

Edit: lol I guess im not the only one who was thinking of it

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

I know of one rapist character in an e-fed.. he rapes alot of people. But, he's a gay guy also.

 

That'd be offensive also, right?

[Guest Nevermortal]

They should have a guy called "Mr. Hollywood", who would spoil the plots of movies that are coming out that week.

 

Also, for Hardcore Matches, they could start using shit like Weedwhackers, Lawnmower, Woodchippers, and Needles Full of Sperm.

[Guest I Hate Radio Shack]

1) Ballz Mahoney repackaged as "Ballz Palsy" and feuds with the right side of his body. JR initially gains the tag belts with him but turns and re-forms the 4 Horsemen (Ric Flair, JR, and the Hardyz)

 

2) Paul Bearer's wife re-packaged as "Mrs. Cancer" trying to start a feud with the Lord for her sufferings - initially has face heat, but turns heel by dying.

 

3) Missy Hyatt spreads AIDS to the entire WWE by blading her pussy in a "First Menstruation" match with Maven.

 

4) George W. Bush on a pole match - screwjob ending wherein Lance Storm shoots him from a sniper post.

 

5) Big Show comes to the ring dressed as a penis shoves himself up his own ass.

[Guest midnight_burn]

Just give everyone an incest angle.

[Guest Olympic Slam]

1) Ballz Mahoney repackaged as "Ballz Palsy" and feuds with the right side of his body. JR initially gains the tag belts with him but turns and re-forms the 4 Horsemen (Ric Flair, JR, and the Hardyz)

 

2) Paul Bearer's wife re-packaged as "Mrs. Cancer" trying to start a feud with the Lord for her sufferings - initially has face heat, but turns heel by dying.

 

3) Missy Hyatt spreads AIDS to the entire WWE by blading her pussy in a "First Menstruation" match with Maven.

 

4) George W. Bush on a pole match - screwjob ending wherein Lance Storm shoots him from a sniper post.

 

5) Big Show comes to the ring dressed as a penis shoves himself up his own ass.

Forget the Horsemen, it's all about JR and the Hossmen.

 

Smell the really lame Puns!

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

Dude...this is the funniest post EVER. "Try to fly a plane into Titan Towers" had me laughing out fucking loud.

 

As for tasteless gimmicks, get a black midget wearing an SS outfit carrying a Confederate flag. Oh yeah, and he's flamboyantly gay too.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Goldust impersonates recently deceased celebrities right down to the way they died.

[Guest crandamaniac]

This is Satan we're dealing with.. he'll give HHH his heat back by using his special move..

 

his special move is killing his opponent.

[mark mode] Austin tried to kill HHH one time, and it didn't work because HHH is that damn good![/mark mode off]

 

 

Anyway, a bad taste gimmick would be have a big fat wrestler come out before his match, and eat a giant buffet. Then when his opponent comes the fatty sticks his fingers down his throat and throws up

[Guest Olympic Slam]

My friends and I discussed this VERY offensive scenario one afternoon. Sabu vs. Undertaker and Kane (aka the twin towers). Part way through the match Sabu goes for a flying clothesline and knocks down Kane. Everyone, including the announcers think it's a blown spot. But when Sabu, repeats the spot, and hits Undertaker, causing the last of the "twin towers" to collapse, then the announcers say, "that was no accident, this was planned!."

 

Anyone who was watching 9/11 unfold should get it

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Sabu could be hitting Kane and Taker with chair-assisted spears off the top rope to lay out the Twin Towers

[Guest JaKyL25]

Hmmm....THE most offensive thing ever...hmmm....

 

How about this:

 

Remember when Kane brought out the corpses of his dead parents a few years ago (Well, it turned out that it wasn't his dad, and that his father was in fact Paul Bearer, but I digress)?

 

What if, instead of just chokeslamming Taker onto them and burning them and such, if he KO'ed Taker, and then he and Paul Bearer stripped naked, and had an orgy with an unconscious Undertaker and his dead parents' corpses? Throw a dog in there too for good measure. And a 3-year old girl. Complete with golden showers and shit-eating too. And then, when they're done, they carve up the little girl and eat her raw.

 

With Vince McMahon, Mongo, a horny Lawler, and Don West doing the commentary, just for good measure.

 

Lawler, as they're stripping the girl: Puppies!

 

Vince McMahon: I guess it's true what they say: ANYthing can happen in the WWF!

 

Don West: I HAVE NEVER SEEN ACTION LIKE THIS ANYWHERE ELSE ON TELEVISION!

 

Mongo: What does a man have to do to get some--Hey! Is that my dog they're violatin' over there!?

 

Would be the first time I can think of where it would ACTUALLY be possible to skullfuck someone.

 

That's the best I can do.

[Guest J*ingus]

::reads Jackyl's post::

 

 

" . . . "

 

::leaves without even attempting his own post, all that could be done already has been::

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

what if the tape from Heyman was a tape of Brock naked on a beach watching Heyman train?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I bet XPW writers are reading this... and taking notes.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

TheHulkster love the sig!

 

If Satan is in the WWE. Doesn't that mean God should be too? After all God can carry anyone (except Hogan and Lesnar) to a 4 star match.

 

By Gawd... Satan and the Demon's are destroying Moses. These bastards, it's 5 on 1. Wait here come God..By Gawwd it's God, and he's opening a can of whoop ass.

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

Yes, they are. Yes they are...