Guest JaKyL25 Posted August 21, 2002 Report Posted August 21, 2002 TheHulkster love the sig! If Satan is in the WWE. Doesn't that mean God should be too? After all God can carry anyone (except Hogan and Lesnar) to a 4 star match. By Gawd... Satan and the Demon's are destroying Moses. These bastards, it's 5 on 1. Wait here come God..By Gawwd it's God, and he's opening a can of whoop ass. JR: Oh no! Triple H just hit God with the Sledgehammer! Damn his SOUL! Lawler: Uh, JR, the only guy that can actually DO that is laid out in the ring as we speak! JR: Look King, That Heavenly Hoss is rising from the dead! STUNNER on Triple H! Oh Hell Yeah! Lawler: Look, God's calling for a beer! He's slobbering it all over himself, JR! Now He's got a mic! God: Screw this show, I just signed with Stephanie on Smackdown for a night with Dawn Marie and a shot at Benoit. I'll show HIM who's God around here! Me, that's who! God, not Benoit! ***Later that week, in the Ross report*** Ross: I'm excited about the possibilites with God on board the WWE roster, but I think He needs to maybe work on his ring-shape, and take a few mic lessons before He can take that proverbial leap to the next level. ***Two weeks later, on WWE.com*** Earlier today, God was released from His WWE contract, due to the lack of a place for Him in our current storylines. We wish Him the best of luck in future endeavors.
Guest midnight_burn Posted August 21, 2002 Report Posted August 21, 2002 They could start up a Klu Klux Klan stable.
Guest The Czech Republic Posted August 21, 2002 Report Posted August 21, 2002 God wasn't enough of a hoss, he didn't make the cover of JR's favorite adult mag:
Guest creativename Posted August 21, 2002 Report Posted August 21, 2002 By Gawwd it's God That's just too f'in funny.
Guest JaKyL25 Posted August 21, 2002 Report Posted August 21, 2002 Hoss humor NEVER gets old, does it? I can see JR, after suffering a complete mental breakdown, sharing a room at a psychiatric ward with The Berzerker. They'd probably argue all the time, though. Berzerker: HUSS! Ross: HOSS! Berzerker: HUSS! Ross: HOSS! Berzerker: HUSS! Ross: HOSS! Berzerker: HOSS! Ross: HUSS! Berzerker: Okay, you're right, HUSS! it is. Ross: Damn your soul!
Guest Vern Gagne Posted August 21, 2002 Report Posted August 21, 2002 You know who would of been a hoss. Goliath and David would of been a victim of the glass ceiling. From the Ross Report This Goliath is really impressing me. This hoss has gotta bright future in the business.
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