Satan squashes RAW

[Rob E Dangerously]

here's a series of WWE matches between Satan and the RAW roster.

 

Satan pinned Christopher Nowinski with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:04:42.

Rating: -*

 

Satan pinned William Regal with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:00:35.

Rating: *

 

Satan pinned Spike Dudley with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:01:39.

Rating: *

 

Satan pinned Crash Holly with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:04:11.

Rating: 3/4*

 

Satan pinned Test with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:01:04.

Rating: 3/4*

 

Satan pinned Lance Storm with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:01:44.

Rating: -3/4*

 

Satan pinned Christian with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:04:54.

Rating: *

 

Satan pinned Booker T with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:07:19.

Rating: 1/4*

 

Satan pinned Goldust with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:01:29.

Rating: -3/4*

 

Satan pinned The Undertaker after a lariat in 0:14:09.

Rating: 3/4*

 

Satan pinned Paul Wight with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:12:43.

Rating: -** 1/2

 

Satan pinned Bubba Ray Dudley with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:09:30.

Rating: DUD

 

Satan pinned Eric Bischoff with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:06:25.

Rating: -** 1/4

 

Satan pinned Rob Van Dam with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:00:27.

Rating: 1/2*

 

Satan pinned Chris Jericho with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:03:40.

Rating: * 1/4

 

Satan pinned Ric Flair with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:08:14.

Rating: 1/4*

 

Satan pinned Bradshaw with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:06:49.

Rating: -* 1/2

 

Satan pinned Tommy Dreamer with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:02:43.

Rating: -**

 

Satan pinned Stevie Richards with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:03:28.

Rating: 1/4*

 

Satan pinned Johnny Stamboli with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:00:27.

Rating: 1/2*

 

Satan pinned Triple H with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:03:25.

Rating: DUD

 

Satan pinned The Rock with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:01:28.

Rating: DUD

 

Satan pinned Shawn Michaels with the SatanDriver 98 in 0:04:31.

Rating: *

 

 

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coming up soon... Satan v. Smackdown

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

You know, for being Satan, he's a really terrible wrestler. Or is it that he's trying to be the opposite of Benoit, our God that puts on **** matches?

 

Hm...

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

I'm surprised HHH agreed to do the job.

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

He's a true hoss. Straight down to crappy matches.

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

Does the Satan Driver 98 happen to be similar to the Baldo Bomb?

[Guest kingkamala]

Jeeesh I guess Jericho couldn't carry Satan to a decent match

[Rob E Dangerously]

The Satan Driver is a Tombstone