Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 21, 2002 27. HE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT! Well... I got better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted August 21, 2002 28. He likes to frug. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted August 22, 2002 29. He can dance the Great Caesar Ghost and the Electric Banana Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted August 23, 2002 30. He would never shamelessly bump this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 24, 2002 31. He knows that a 5 ounce bird CANNOT carry a one pound cocunut. It's simple question of weight ratios. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 24, 2002 32. He wants to join the People's Front of Judea EDIT: "What happened to the popular front?" "He's over there. SPLITTER!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted August 24, 2002 33. He invented YATTA~! Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest justsoyouknow Report post Posted August 24, 2002 34. He kindly explains what YATTA~! is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted August 24, 2002 35. He invented POP MUSIC~! Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Report post Posted August 24, 2002 36. He regrets inventing pop music. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted August 25, 2002 37. He was the first man to declare that pop would eat itself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 25, 2002 38. He's having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Baked Beans, Spam, Spam and Spam! Baked beans are all out! Well, can I have Spam instead? You mean you want Spam Spam Spam Spam..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted August 25, 2002 39. He's a maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan...such a maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan...he's a reeeeeeeeeeeal...a real man's man... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2002 *Points to palm of my hand* 40. Because he knows where the power lies! Dames - One Powerful SumBitch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted August 25, 2002 41. He knows that baby powder heightens the power of the LOOSECANNON PIMPSLAP~! Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge (and NO ONE regrets pop music) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 25, 2002 42. Because None expects LooseCannon. His chief weapon is suprise, suprise and fear. His TWO weapons are fear and suprise and ruthless effiency. AH, his THREE weapons are suprise, fear, ruthless efficency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Fine, Fine, AMONGST HIS WEAPONRY which contains such diverse elements as fear, suprise, ruthless efficency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms. BLAST IT ALL! Clearly LooseCannon is a member of... THE SPANISH INQUISITION (GASP!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted August 25, 2002 43. He's my Lucky Charm.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted August 25, 2002 44. He starts to get annoyed because Zsasz keeps simply repeating Monty Python routines. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 26, 2002 44. He starts to get annoyed because Zsasz keeps simply repeating Monty Python routines. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge I'm glad SOMEONE finally got it/commented. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest justsoyouknow Report post Posted August 27, 2002 45. He went to the Ministry of Funny Walks for a Funny Walk Grant....he'd like to develop it. </MrZsasz> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted August 27, 2002 44. He starts to get annoyed because Zsasz keeps simply repeating Monty Python routines. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge I'm glad SOMEONE finally got it/commented. 46. He's also glad that someone finally got it/commentated. 47. He Knows that every post in this thread should begin with a number. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted August 27, 2002 48. He can call himself a tool and not be offended. 49. He can call himself a GIANT tool and be very offended. 50. Knows that Kotzenjunge was very aware of the Monty Python quoting from the first, but just got so annoyed he had to say something. 51. He values original comedy, FROM THE HEART AND BAH GAWD SOUL~! Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted August 27, 2002 52. He has perfected the art of being a dirty, perverted, legless, social secutiry check spending lonely old man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Report post Posted August 27, 2002 53. He reminds me of me before the weight of the world crushed my gentle spirit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewisyourHero Report post Posted August 27, 2002 54. He shot JR Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted August 27, 2002 55. His use of the words "snapper" and "delicious" in the social security thread caused me to laugh harder than I had in weeks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 27, 2002 56. He has seen "The Funniest Joke in the World" and not died laughing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 27, 2002 57. He's a lumberjack, and he's okay... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewisyourHero Report post Posted August 27, 2002 58. He sleeps all night and he works all day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 27, 2002 59. He finds it very amusing when I say "Biggus Dickus". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites