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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen

31. He knows that a 5 ounce bird CANNOT carry a one pound cocunut.

 

It's simple question of weight ratios.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen

32. He wants to join the People's Front of Judea

 

EDIT: "What happened to the popular front?"

 

"He's over there. SPLITTER!"

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen

38. He's having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Baked Beans, Spam, Spam and Spam!

 

Baked beans are all out!

 

Well, can I have Spam instead?

 

You mean you want Spam Spam Spam Spam.....

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Guest Ravenbomb

39. He's a maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan...such a maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan...he's a reeeeeeeeeeeal...a real man's man...

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Guest Kotzenjunge

41. He knows that baby powder heightens the power of the LOOSECANNON PIMPSLAP~!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

 

(and NO ONE regrets pop music)

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen

42. Because None expects LooseCannon. His chief weapon is suprise, suprise and fear. His TWO weapons are fear and suprise and ruthless effiency. AH, his THREE weapons are suprise, fear, ruthless efficency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Fine, Fine, AMONGST HIS WEAPONRY which contains such diverse elements as fear, suprise, ruthless efficency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms. BLAST IT ALL!

 

Clearly LooseCannon is a member of... THE SPANISH INQUISITION (GASP!)

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Guest Kotzenjunge

44. He starts to get annoyed because Zsasz keeps simply repeating Monty Python routines.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
44. He starts to get annoyed because Zsasz keeps simply repeating Monty Python routines.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

I'm glad SOMEONE finally got it/commented.

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Guest justsoyouknow

45. He went to the Ministry of Funny Walks for a Funny Walk Grant....he'd like to develop it.

 

 

 

</MrZsasz>

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Guest LooseCannon
44. He starts to get annoyed because Zsasz keeps simply repeating Monty Python routines.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

I'm glad SOMEONE finally got it/commented.

46. He's also glad that someone finally got it/commentated.

47. He Knows that every post in this thread should begin with a number.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

48. He can call himself a tool and not be offended.

 

49. He can call himself a GIANT tool and be very offended.

 

50. Knows that Kotzenjunge was very aware of the Monty Python quoting from the first, but just got so annoyed he had to say something.

 

51. He values original comedy, FROM THE HEART AND BAH GAWD SOUL~!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest crandamaniac

52. He has perfected the art of being a dirty, perverted, legless, social secutiry check spending lonely old man

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Guest Fook_Hing_Ho

53. He reminds me of me before the weight of the world crushed my gentle spirit.

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Guest Incandenza

55. His use of the words "snapper" and "delicious" in the social security thread caused me to laugh harder than I had in weeks.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen

56. He has seen "The Funniest Joke in the World" and not died laughing.

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