SJL Metal Predictions

[Guest kelloggs]

Predictions forthcoming...

 

SINGLES MATCH

Cutthroat vs. Kamikaze

 

SINGLES NON TITLE MATCH

Fugue vs. Matt Myers

 

CAGE MATCH

Insane Luchador vs. Jacob Helmsley

 

MAIN EVENT

#1 CONTENDERSHIP ELIMINATION MATCH

C.I.A. vs. Mike Van Siclen vs. Thor

Special Referee: Mak Francis

[Guest kelloggs]

Well I did say forthcoming

 

SINGLES MATCH

Cutthroat vs. Kamikaze

 

Kaze should get the win. You never know but I'm impressed with his stuff if that means anything.

 

SINGLES NON TITLE MATCH

Fugue vs. Matt Myers

 

No comment. This is a hard one to pick.

 

CAGE MATCH

Insane Luchador vs. Jacob Helmsley

MAIN EVENT

 

Hmm. Two vets looking for a shot at the belt ain't nothing wrong with that. Don't know who will win but it'll be close if they both write. I really couldn't pick even if I wanted to because I haven't seen much of Jake's stuff.

 

#1 CONTENDERSHIP ELIMINATION MATCH

C.I.A. vs. Mike Van Siclen vs. Thor

Special Referee: Mak Francis

 

Indecisive much. I'm a ref, heh cool! Everybody gets screwed and I announce myself as the #1 contender . Well I'd like one more go around with CIA but Thor shall be pumped as it's his first contenders match for the world title but he hasn't been in a pressure match like this one yet. Mike in my opinion is the real wildcard here that could pull out another **** match. But I believe CIA's experience with big time matches gets him the win.

[Guest Ace309]

SINGLES MATCH

Cutthroat vs. Kamikaze

- Maria.

 

SINGLES NON TITLE MATCH

Fugue vs. Matt Myers

- Fugue, although I like Myers.

 

CAGE MATCH

Insane Luchador vs. Jacob Helmsley

- Gotta give this one to the Luchador, despite his being horribly unmotivated.

 

MAIN EVENT

#1 CONTENDERSHIP ELIMINATION MATCH

C.I.A. vs. Mike Van Siclen vs. Thor

Special Referee: Mak Francis

- CIA, if there is a god. No, not you, Thor, you don't count.

[Guest midnight_burn]

Fear the predictions.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Cutthroat vs. Kamikaze

-> Kamikaze

 

SINGLES NON TITLE MATCH

Fugue vs. Matt Myers

-> Fugue

 

CAGE MATCH

Insane Luchador vs. Jacob Helmsley

-> Jacob Helmsley

 

MAIN EVENT

#1 CONTENDERSHIP ELIMINATION MATCH

C.I.A. vs. Mike Van Siclen vs. Thor

Special Referee: Mak Francis

-> Thor

[Guest DiabloIIFreak1010]

SINGLES MATCH

Cutthroat vs. Kamikaze

- Think, people. Kamikaze.

 

SINGLES NON TITLE MATCH

Fugue vs. Matt Myers

- What? No one's picked me? Everyone's picked Fugue?

 

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FINE! I HATE YOU ALL! YOU ALL SUCK! WHY CAN'T YOU PREICT THAT I'LL WIN?! IS IT BECAUSE YOU ALL HATE ME?! OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M GOING TO GO CRY NOW!!! I HHHHHAAAATTTTEEEE YYYYOOOOUUUUU GUUUUUYYYSSSSSS!!!

 

[/End Sarcasm]

 

CAGE MATCH

Insane Luchador vs. Jacob Helmsley

- Jacob Helmsley. I know why.

 

MAIN EVENT

#1 CONTENDERSHIP ELIMINATION MATCH

C.I.A. vs. Mike Van Siclen vs. Thor

Special Referee: Mak Francis

- Tough one. Veeeerryyyy Tough. I don't think Thor is up at this level. Just yet. He likes Viscera, so. ;-). Mike was quite impressive in his 'Throw The Guy Off The Ship' match, but I think C.I.A. shall take the cake here, so we can see Mak Francis vs. C.I.A. one more time.

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

SINGLES MATCH

Cutthroat vs. Kamikaze

-Kamikaze.

 

SINGLES NON TITLE MATCH

Fugue vs. Matt Myers

-Fugue. 'Cause Matt Myers sucks too much to lose

 

Wait... that made no sense at all, did it?

 

CAGE MATCH

Insane Luchador vs. Jacob Helmsley

-Tha Psycho Mantis

 

MAIN EVENT

#1 CONTENDERSHIP ELIMINATION MATCH

C.I.A. vs. Mike Van Siclen vs. Thor

Special Referee: Mak Francis

-I say... uh... C.I.A.

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

SINGLES MATCH

Cutthroat vs. Kamikaze

- Kamikaze

 

SINGLES NON TITLE MATCH

Fugue vs. Matt Myers

- Myers

 

CAGE MATCH

Insane Luchador vs. Jacob Helmsley

- Jacob Helmsley

 

MAIN EVENT

#1 CONTENDERSHIP ELIMINATION MATCH

C.I.A. vs. Mike Van Siclen vs. Thor

Special Referee: Mak Francis

- Thor

[Guest -Cutthroat-]

SINGLES MATCH

Cutthroat vs. Kamikaze

- Kamikaze

 

SINGLES NON TITLE MATCH

Fugue vs. Matt Myers

- Fugue

 

CAGE MATCH

Insane Luchador vs. Jacob Helmsley

- Jacob Helmsley

 

MAIN EVENT

#1 CONTENDERSHIP ELIMINATION MATCH

C.I.A. vs. Mike Van Siclen vs. Thor

Special Referee: Mak Francis

- CIA

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Considering the JL is in dire need of people, I'm gonna cut my little vacation short and work on my dad's crap ass computer till my other one is fixed, or the new one I ordered comes in. Sooooo

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Cutthroat vs. Kamikaze

- Deepthroat is an idiot. Kami with the *easy* win.

 

SINGLES NON TITLE MATCH

Fugue vs. Matt Myers

- sWo vs. sWo.....Im not gonna choose just for the simple fact that I don't want to take sides.....*cough* Fugue *cough*

 

CAGE MATCH

Insane Luchador vs. Jacob Helmsley

- Dont know what to say....so The Pipe Swinging Bastard gets the win.

 

MAIN EVENT

#1 CONTENDERSHIP ELIMINATION MATCH

C.I.A. vs. Mike Van Siclen vs. Thor

Special Referee: Mak Francis

- Before I say something I am going to get in trouble with.....lets just say - MIKE - gets the win. Why? Because the fact that he wants it more. WHOOO Go Mike.

 

 

 

- "Hollywood" Spike "Hopes Thor Gets Eliminated First" Jenkins