The Return of Waylon Mercy

[Guest oldschoolhero]

Wow, no wonder he's so screwed up. He's a Raven away from a complete set of loonies.

[Guest me]

Maybe Cyrus the Virus could manage Buchanan. That's be sweet

[Guest Croooooow!]

No. Buchanan stands alone

[Guest El Satanico]

I've been thinking that WWF needed a new "true monster" heel. Not a monster heel like Undertaker who is basically just a bully. I mean a monster that strikes fear into wrestlers and actually frightens kids watching. A Bruiser Brody type monster. But a monster with a character not a Frankenstein act like Kane had.

 

There aren't many guys in WWF that have the scary monster look. Albert could pull it off but he has been around guys like Scotty for too long for fans to buy him as a beast.

 

Bull Buchanan can also pull it off and he has been off tv long enough for fans forget who he was.

 

I'd like to see WWF give it a try but only if they make him truly scary. If he doesn't leave a pile of broken and bloody guys in his wake before meeting his match and starting a feud with the first guy that was able to stand up to him. A stalker type guy terrorizing the good guy would be good tv.

 

Sure it would be alot like early Stone Cold but who would actually complain about that?

[Guest Croooooow!]

Have him stalk Tajiri because of Torrie.

 

"Ah think you're a pretty lady.  Can ah get you a drink?"

 

Have him just choke people as a finisher. Not like the Chokeslam setup, just wrap two hands arund their neck and squeeze hard and shake them really hard. Maybe throw them down for good measure.

[Guest RetroRob215]

Goto 1Add, and click on the wrestler's website thing in the columns section, go down to Dan Spivey and there is a link there.  On his site, I'm 90% sure there is some way to contact him.

[Guest Croooooow!]

The perfect theme music for Bull Buchanan:

 

"Maxwell's Silver Hammer" by the Beatles

 

Sounds like a happy upbeat little Beatles tune, but when you listen to the lyrics it's about a crazy guy smashing his girlfriend, teacher, and judge to death with a hammer and making sure that they're dead.

 

Bull looks like an affable Southern gentleman in a Hawaiian shirt, like someone you might see lounging in the backyard at a family party. But when you wrestle him, he's really a sociopathic wacko that strangles people.

 

Knowaddamean?

[Guest Croooooow!]

bump

[Guest Super Shane Spear]

That's actually a cool idea for a theme song.

 

But don't bump threads.

 

I love the Crow avatar btw