The 2002 Teen Choice Awards

[Guest Karnage]

Two Lakers were nominated for best athlete, Scary Movie 2, Not Another Teen Movie and Princess Diaries were nominated for best comedy and Friends won an award for best comedy show. And throughout the whole show there were screaming teenyboppers!

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Why did you even watch it? Who cares what some dumbass kids think?

[Guest Shaved Bear]

the awards sucked...look at my shocked face...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest What?]

Do you know WHY two Lakers were nominated, NATM, SM2 and PD were nominated and Friends won best TV show?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BECAUSE NONE OF THEM HAVE THE BALLS TO SEE, OR LIKE, ANYTHING ELSE!!!! None of those fuckers have any "self thought", it's just what MTV and Carson "Hey, let's see how many people I can NOT offend in the span of a day by changing the type of music I listen to EVERY FUCKING COMMERCIAL BREAK so to make the stupid fat and ugly girls sitting in rural Nebraska think I have something in common with them" Daly. Stupid fucking generation. Putting Blink-182 and The Sex Pistols in the same category. Calling Boxcar Racer more punk than Black Flag. AND WHERE THE FUCK DO JA RULE AND MURDER INC. GET OFF CALLING THEMSELVES MUSIC?! ASHANTI SUCKS! JA RULE IS A FUCKING POSER THUG! THAT'S USUALLY RESERVED FOR WHITE MALES, AGES 16-19!!

 

 

Don't even get me started on Good Charlotte selling out like that. Stupid fuckers.

 

 

Whew, I feel better now. Thank you for listening to my rant.

[Guest DawnBTVS]

I caught glimpses of Alyson Hannigan, Seth Green, Michelle T. and SMG in the first hour so I was set by the time Raw started

[Guest BifEverchad]

I just watched the first hour while waiting for RAW to come on. The only other reason was to check out the skin situation. It was actually pretty good too. Britney, the American Pie bitches, Pamela Anderson, etc. What more could you ask for? Yes, I know and no, Amanda Walsh was not involved.

 

 

Bif

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I watched the first hour...same deal, saw Alyson, Seth, SMG...nothing super duper

 

Does Ozzy have some ugly kids or what?!

[Guest The Electrifyer]

I also watched the first hout only. And I thought it was pretty "meh" worthy. I just wonder how many of those winners actually keep that surfboard.

[Guest NoCalMike]

The only truly GREAT thing in Teen Choice awards history, is when Britney Spears performed in that white shirt, with no bra on and her nipples were pointing and saying hi to the crowd.

[Guest Shaved Bear]

I also watched the first hout only. And I thought it was pretty "meh" worthy. I just wonder how many of those winners actually keep that surfboard.

well, how else could they surf...and yes that is the most retarted trophy ever

[Guest starvenger]

What more could you ask for? Yes, I know and no, Amanda Walsh was not involved.

Well, she was involved in Tree Toss and the MMVAs... what could be more important?

[Guest Bricks]

It had one amusing moment where Frankie Muniz looked absolutely bored while NSync were doing corny jokes, but then when he saw the camera was on him, he started smiling.

 

And with that, I give Teen Choice Awards the nod over Raw.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

anything on TV with the word 'Teen' attached to it is gonna suck balls

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Even Teen Wolf?

[Guest razazteca]

I flipped to Fox during commercials and must say what is better than drooling over teens in bikinis? ahhhhhh Michelle Kwan

[Guest C-Bacon]

Even Teen Wolf?

hahaaha. of course not. teen wolf ownz

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

The 2002 Teen Choice Awards, It Sucked!

 

Seriously, did you actually expect anything otherwise?

[Guest Karnage]

Seriously, did you actually expect anything otherwise?

Well it topped the level of suckness of the MTV Movie Awards.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Well it topped the level of suckness of the MTV Movie Awards.

 

Whoa Whoa Whoa...let's not go and say something we can't take back later

[Guest BifEverchad]

What more could you ask for? Yes, I know and no, Amanda Walsh was not involved.

Well, she was involved in Tree Toss and the MMVAs... what could be more important?

Ah.....yesssss.

 

good call

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Do you know WHY two Lakers were nominated, NATM, SM2 and PD were nominated and Friends won best TV show?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BECAUSE NONE OF THEM HAVE THE BALLS TO SEE, OR LIKE, ANYTHING ELSE!!!! None of those fuckers have any "self thought", it's just what MTV and Carson "Hey, let's see how many people I can NOT offend in the span of a day by changing the type of music I listen to EVERY FUCKING COMMERCIAL BREAK so to make the stupid fat and ugly girls sitting in rural Nebraska think I have something in common with them" Daly. Stupid fucking generation. Putting Blink-182 and The Sex Pistols in the same category. Calling Boxcar Racer more punk than Black Flag. AND WHERE THE FUCK DO JA RULE AND MURDER INC. GET OFF CALLING THEMSELVES MUSIC?! ASHANTI SUCKS! JA RULE IS A FUCKING POSER THUG! THAT'S USUALLY RESERVED FOR WHITE MALES, AGES 16-19!!

 

 

Don't even get me started on Good Charlotte selling out like that. Stupid fuckers.

 

 

Whew, I feel better now. Thank you for listening to my rant.

I'm 22, and I've loved Zepplin, Sabbath, Pink Floyd and Talking Heads when my friends were into "music" like Korn and Limp Bizkit.

 

Die, nu-metal, Die!

[Guest CanadianChick]

Don't kill me or anything, but just because someone(most notably teens who like mainstream) likes different music than you do, doesn't mean you should be calling them idiots.

That being said, I hate the Teen Choice awards because of the retarded catogories. The choice aspect is cool though, but I really don't care who had best f'n hissy fit.

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

"anything on TV with the word 'Teen' attached to it is gonna suck balls"

 

Anything on the Internet with word 'Teen' attached to it is goinna suck balls -- in a different way, however...

[Guest I Like WDI]

Does Ozzy have some ugly kids or what?!

DAMN YOU! Kelly Osbourne is incredibly hot! And, say what you want about her rendition of "Papa Don't Preach", I think she has quite a good voice. And the guitar squalls in the last chorus 0wn j00.

[Guest nl5xsk1]

I was at a friends house and they wanted to watch the MNF game ... but I really can't sit through a three hour scrimmage, so talked him into the Teener show. And enjoyed it more than a 27 year old should. (looks over shoulder for pedo-police)

[Guest kingkamala]

The only truly GREAT thing in Teen Choice awards history, is when Britney Spears performed in that white shirt, with no bra on and her nipples were pointing and saying hi to the crowd.

Actually that was the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards and no I'm not kidding, I got in trouble for talking about it in school cause I said nipples(Damn that Art teacher)

[Guest Ravenbomb]

no, Teen Wolf doesn't count, that was originally a Theatrical release. The rule for 'Teen' attached to Theatrical releases is 'It's 50/50'

[Guest swan]

The only truly GREAT thing in Teen Choice awards history, is when Britney Spears performed in that white shirt, with no bra on and her nipples were pointing and saying hi to the crowd.

Actually that was the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards and no I'm not kidding, I got in trouble for talking about it in school cause I said nipples(Damn that Art teacher)

That is of my favorite clips in my collection.