THAT'S IT I AM SICK OF THIS SHIT

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Man this thread kicks ass.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I wish I could offer up some advice, but I've never had said problem before.

 

Pills and or surgery seem like good ideas to me, but I'd avoid the weight thing, unless you eventually want to end up on some Freak Show on TV..

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Surgery seems a bit extreme and expensive. Pills seem ideal but can probably have some weird/shitty side effects. The weight thing is just sick. It must suck pissing on your balls.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I can't imagine..

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Me neither, as my name implies. *strokes his dick*

 

Yup. This thread is sick.

[Guest greeneb22]

That is the funniest thing i've ever read in my life

[Guest godthedog]

greeneb, this is nothing. you should dig up the thread about the 14-year-old who said he was going to get laid.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Or the Always Pissed Off Sucks thread in No Holds Barred.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Will Scarlet]

I miss Zacalex. That guy was such a moron. That thread was absolute gold though.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

We should unban him just so we can all get his E-mail address again and invite him back.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I don't have anything to contribute...but this thread HAD to get to 100

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Yeah, fo sheez. Now it's a Dalmatian thread!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest J*ingus]

Now it's a crappy money-driven typical Disney blockuster sequel.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Now it's just:

 

A: A nondescript number

B: Number of Edge spears in April

C: Number of women I've had sex with

D: Number of men I killed in Vietnam

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest J*ingus]

A: A nondescript number

B: Number of Edge spears in April

C: Number of women I've had sex with

D: Number of men I killed in Vietnam

A: the most simplistic answer.

B: the most sadly probable answer.

C: the most laughable answer.

D: the most bizarrely frightening answer.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Answers C and D were from a Kurt Vonnegut book. A man killed the same number of men in Vietnam as he's had sex with in his lifetime.

 

There's also an equation at the end of the book to figure the number out for yourself, because he never says what the number is.

 

And answer C is laughable only because I'm only 18 and there's no way in hell I could have sex with that many women so far. Otherwise I fail to see the humour.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest J*ingus]

One hundred and three?!

 

::laughs::

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

The number in the book was 81 actually. I have ideas for answers to what #107 means:

 

A: Number of ways YATTA~! owns

B: Number of ways Akira is the coolest movie ever

C: Number of times Ja Rule says "babygirl" in any song

D: How many cents make up $1.07

E: Ways that Techno rules

F: Number of total flames on Zacalex on one page of the APO Sucks thread

G: Doritos I've eaten today

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Well, I do not think it is F. Poor Zacalex was getting it from all sides in that flame war.

 

Oops. Read that wrong. Though, still, 107 seems to be a conservative number for even one page of that flame war.

[Guest CaptRiker]

I don't post here often but I just had to add that this is one of the funniest threads I've ever read

[Guest Tha Cunnysmythe]

*bump*

 

Classic thread.

[Guest AM The Kid]

WTF?! Cunnysmythe, where did you suddenly come from?

[Guest Tha Cunnysmythe]

I was looking through some old sent emails and came across this link. I had to bump it so it wouldn't die. Yeah, I haven't posted here in ages. Good to know I'm remembered...

[Guest cynicalprofit]

A new low level has been reached.

[Guest T®ITEC]

This NEEDS to be added to the classic threads section. Well, maybe not, but it's the most personally/socially pathetic thread not started by OJ Hart. That must count for something.

[Guest tank_abbott]

A co worker of mine and I were eating a cook out, I was eating a brat and made a sex related joke, he said "6 inches is a HUGE dick man!"

 

I laughed my ass off at him... Lil cock... oh man if only I could maintain a erection, then my fair sized pedro would be of use (DAMN YOU DOCTOR's for REMOVING MY TESTICLE)

 

 

*One testicled man..sits down...pouts....*

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

and it just keeps getting better.

[Guest cynicalprofit]

No, it just keeps getting worse.

[Guest tank_abbott]

CANCER's a bitch

[Guest Marshall]

I wonder if I Hate Radio Shack ever used a pump or any of the method he learnt here and I wonder how big it is now. I wish he'd come back and tell us.