Lex Luger's WWE return coming soon!?

[Guest Downhome]

I don't know it to be true or not, so don't go crazy with "anticipation" (or is that dread?) quite yet. I'm simply passing along what I've head from a few people here and there. Anyhow...

 

...I've had a few people tell me that he made the statement that he was talking to WWE officials about returning to the WWE sometime in November or December on the radio. I don't know what radio show this was on, or anything, so take it for what it is.

 

In theory though, what do you think if this is true?

 

I was a fan of Luger's work with certain people in the late 80's and early 90's, but seriously, his day is LONG gone. This isn't just my opinion, as far as I'm concerned, it's a fact. What could he possibly contribute to WWE anymore? Oh no, could it be...

 

...this Christmas, the Lex Express returns to run wild on "those damn Un-Americans"!

 

Sincerely,

...Downhome...

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I'll be ready to throw myself off the highest building I can find.

 

I will tune out every time Lex is on...he is pound for pound the worst wrestler going today

[Guest Downhome]

I'll be ready to throw myself off the highest building I can find.

 

I will tune out every time Lex is on...he is pound for pound the worst wrestler going today

I'm sure we could think of at LEAST five guys who are worse than him, and six if we count Jackie Gayda. Ok, so this isn't helping his case that much, I tried.

[Guest TestKick]

I'll be ready to throw myself off the highest building I can find.

 

I will tune out every time Lex is on...he is pound for pound the worst wrestler going today

I'm sure we could think of at LEAST five guys who are worse than him, and six if we count Jackie Gayda. Ok, so this isn't helping his case that much, I tried.

Don't say it...

[Guest the pinjockey]

must...resist...must..resist

 

:avoids cheap shot:

 

Albert

[Guest Olympic Slam]

I despise Luger. He's up there with Konnan, Buff Bagwell and Rick Steiner on my personal list of doom.

[Guest Downhome]

I'll be ready to throw myself off the highest building I can find.

 

I will tune out every time Lex is on...he is pound for pound the worst wrestler going today

I'm sure we could think of at LEAST five guys who are worse than him, and six if we count Jackie Gayda. Ok, so this isn't helping his case that much, I tried.

Don't say it...

I'M NOT GOING TO SAY TEST, look in that thread in NHB that I just made, as I said I am not anti-Test.

[Guest Downhome]

I despise Luger. He's up there with Konnan, Buff Bagwell and Rick Steiner on my personal list of doom.

I can understand someone having Konnan on their "personal list of doom", but do DOES have ability, I promise.

[Guest Incandenza]

No, Konnan's useless.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I can understand someone having Konnan on their "personal list of doom", but do DOES have ability, I promise.

 

But he also had a crappy 4th rate rap video on WCW tv 15 times a show...that's enough to hate the man over.

[Guest Downhome]

No, Konnan's useless.

Perhaps to you, but I've seen quite a few matches where he impressed me. Call it him being carried, or what, but I have (at a time) gotten something out of his matches.

[Guest Downhome]

I can understand someone having Konnan on their "personal list of doom", but do DOES have ability, I promise.

 

But he also had a crappy 4th rate rap video on WCW tv 15 times a show...that's enough to hate the man over.

Point taken, I was just watching the WCW PPV in which it debuted, and it still makes me want to cry.

[Guest the pinjockey]

I always just thought Konnan was retarded.

 

Konnan: You wanna touch the shirt. Thats enough.

Arriba la raza. blah blah blah. You and Richard Gere's gerbals.

 

WTF is the point of any of his ramblings

[Guest Incandenza]

Konnan's wrestling skills are mediocre at best, but his gimmick is what makes me hate hate hate hate him.

[Guest Downhome]

I always just thought Konnan was retarded.

 

Konnan: You wanna touch the shirt. Thats enough.

Arriba la raza. blah blah blah. You and Richard Gere's gerbals.

 

WTF is the point of any of his ramblings

I never knew what the point was, ever. I will however say that I used to laugh my ass off at just listening to him. That shirt sh*t, oh my God I used to laugh at that. It was so bad, it just struck me as so damn funny. Sorta how I would laugh at "The Warrior", Savage, Hogan, and others like these. They could cut some of the worst promos, that you couldn't help but to laugh AT them.

[Guest Downhome]

I'm almost to the point to say that some of you hate Konnan more than Luger. :D Really, where is all the hate for The Total Package?

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Well, let's see:

1) nobody cares about Luger

2) Luger won't draw a dime

3) Luger won't pop a rating

4) Luger can't wrestle anymore & is lazy

 

So, I can't see any reason to bring him in. Not one.

 

Konnan was only useful to bring in the luchadores. Since the WWE isn't interested in them, Konnan is useless (even moreso than normal)

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Lex Luger died. They can't bring him back.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Lex can return to the WWE and job to Viscera, Mike Awesome, the Samoan Mercykillers (Jamal and Rosie) and RVD

[Guest redbaron51]

i loved Konan.

 

anywho if Lugar does return, we can have Lex Lugar and Lugar Jr. aka Stasiak as a team

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Luger? Why the heck would the WWE want that has been?

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Well, maybe Chuck can break out the Lex Flexer again

[Guest The Czech Republic]

He'd get over if they changed his name to Lexington P. Luger

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Lex Luger can be Billy and Chuck's new stylist as Rico jumps to RAW to face RVD

[Guest SlowChemical6]

Oh...my...God.

 

YES!!!

 

I pray to God that this rumor is true.

 

Nobody is funnier than Lex.

 

His matches are so God-awful, his promos are so cheesy, and he's so full of heelish arrogance, always pumping way on that Lex Flexor.

 

I hope that Billy ditches Chuck and teams up with Lex. Billy is the Lex Luger of the WWE, you know.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Billy, Chuck and Lexxy!

 

they can win the WWE Tag Team titles somehow!

[Guest AndrewTS]

Don't forget Konnan's pleas to "toss my salad and peel my potatoes."

 

I know what the first part means...and I don't want to know what the last is.

 

Luger may have been watchable 13 years ago, but not now. No mas, Vince, no mas. USE THE GUYS YOU HAVE THAT DON'T SUCK and REPLACE THE ONES WHO DO WITH GUYS WHO DON'T SUCK! Is it THAT hard to figure out?!

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Billy, Chuck and Lexxy!

 

they can win the WWE Tag Team titles somehow!

You know what?! Yeah...I could watch this. If Luger would join Billy and Chuck I would watch

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

*Billy and Chuck music hits*

 

*Billy, Chuck and Luger come out in their matching tights*

 

*Luger poses with a mirror*

 

He can be the Gay Narcissist!

[Guest Austin3164life]

Vince has to have stumbled onto RVD's stash if he is actually thinking about even meeting Luger for a possible Luger comeback. The fans probably barely remember Luger, and what possible productive thing can that loser add to the product.