IT'S TIME TO TAKE THE TEST~!1

[Guest TestKick]

IT'S TIME TO TAKE THE TEST!!!!!!!!

 

IT'S ALL ABOUT TEST AND HOW YOU TAKE IT

IT'S ALL ABOUT STUDYING AND IF YOU CAN PASS IT

IT'S ALL ABOUT PIE AND IF YOU CAN BAKE IT

IT'S ALL ABOUT SHANE WHO KNOW'S I'LL MAKE IT

 

I AM TEST AND YOU DON'T WANNA WATCH ME

I'M ON TV AND THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN SCOTCH ME

I EAT STACY'S COOCH AND THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN LAY ME

I CAUSE LOTSA PAIN AND I KNOW YOU CANT PAY ME

 

TAKE THE TEST YOU'RE GONNA BE THE BEST

YOU'RE GONNA CHANGE YOUR CHANNEL

YOU'RE GONNA WEAR SOME FLANNEL

 

TIME TO TAKE THE TEST

IT'S TIME TO TAKE THE TEST

IT'S TIME TO TAKE THE TEST

IT'S TIME TO TAKE THE TEST

IT'S TIME TO TAKE THE TEST!!!!!

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

You should've changed the lyrics around more than you did.

[Guest TestKick]

*BIG BOOT TO WIN THE UROPEIN CHAMPINSHIP!!111*

[Guest TestKick]

EUORPEAN TITLE CHANGES GOO ON TOP!!111~

[Guest bob_barron]

You're no me

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

TestKick and Test had a three way with Stacy and Stacy chose to just watch.

 

That's what you get for ripping off MY SHIT Bitch!

[Guest Mattdotcom]

Oh, look. It's a Whatever-Dude.com joke. But Rob's Test song was good. I say Rob's because it looks like TestKick edited, copied, and pasted. But, what do I know?

[Guest the pinjockey]

That is really sad TestKick. Completely copying someones post because it was funnier that yours. Sad, just sad.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Wait... so whose song is it? And what's whatever-dude.com ?

 

(I'm not going to go to a site without knowing what it is first, I learned THAT lesson with goatse.cx...)

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

There's nothing like that on W-D (well, except for some Chyna pics from Playboy, yuck). It's pretty much a rant and review site covering pop culture stuff.

 

And, um, shutup TestKick. Yeah.

[Guest TestKick]

That is really sad TestKick. Completely copying someones post because it was funnier that yours. Sad, just sad.

 

And, um, shutup TestKick. Yeah.

 

You failed the Test.

 

False statement. I made the song.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Bull fucking shit. I made the song that you posted.

 

and you, like a dumbshit, copied it even if it dissed Test constantly..

 

This was your original post..

 

IT'S TIME TO TAKE THE TEST!!!!!!!!

 

IT'S ALL ABOUT TEST AND HOW YOU TAKE IT

IT'S ALL ABOUT CONTROL AND IF YOU CAN PASS IT

IT'S ALL ABOUT DEBTS AND IF YOU CAN PAY IT

IT'S ALL ABOUT PAIN AND WHO'S GONNA MAKE IT

 

I AM TEST AND YOU DON'T WANNA TAKE ME

IM IN CONTROL AND THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN PASS ME

I AM HEAVY DEBTS AND THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN PAY ME

I AM THE PAIN AND I KNOW YOU CANT TAKE ME

 

TAKE THE TEST YOU'RE GONNA BE THE SAME

YOU'RE GONNA CHANGE YOUR NAME

YOU'RE GONNA DIE IN FLAMES

 

TIME TO TAKE THE TEST

IT'S TIME TO TAKE THE TEST

IT'S TIME TO TAKE THE TEST

IT'S TIME TO TAKE THE TEST

IT'S TIME TO TAKE THE TEST!!!!!

[Guest the pinjockey]

If I was a mod I would ban you just for that. I don't care if this is NHB or not, you don't steal other people's funny stuff and pass it off like your own.

[Guest TestKick]

If I was a mod I would ban you just for that. I don't care if this is NHB or not, you don't steal other people's funny stuff and pass it off like your own.

I agree, Lesnar Lunatic should be banned for his tomfoolery.

[Guest BionicRedneck]

I AM TEST AND YOU DON'T WANNA WATCH ME

 

Most accurate statement in the history of the internet

[Guest I Like WDI]

From http://weeklyvisitor.com/columns/mideon/ju...efacts_28.html:

 

THE CONSTITUSHEN OF TESTONIA

 

 

By Teflon Test, Secratary of Partying Hardy

 

 

Don't look at the black man!

1. Motley Crue totally rocks!

 

2. The nashional anthum of Testonia is WACKY FLUTES!

 

3. The flag of Testonia is like blood red and its got all these skulls and daggers and naked chicks all over it and it says something totally awesome like "DON'T FUCK WIT DIS" or somethin' like that.

 

4. All citisens have the right to bare arms, especially if its like one of those big-ass bazookas and it fires grenades and nukes and shit OH MAN THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY FUCKIN' RAD!!!

 

5. Super Sexy Emperer Test shall only be adressed by "Your Awesomeness", "Your Radicality", or "Jesus #2".

 

6. DICKtator (heh heh) Test is IMMMUNE(!!!!!) to the following: impeechment, cancer, crib death, doing the dishes, hangnails, West Nile virus (FUCKIN' EGYPTIANS!), athlete's foot, assassassination, jobbing, that disease Michael J. Fox has where you can't stop shakin' and shit, frostbite, bullets, lazers, ninjas, Nazis, genatal warts, regular warts, heppatitis A through F, male pattern baldness, lycanthropy, and THE AMERICAN DISEASE OF BEIN' RUDE AND IGNORANT AND... SHUT UP!

 

7. Motley Crue TOTALLY FUCKIN' RAWKS!!!

 

8. No fat chicks.

 

9. The offishial alfabet of Testonia only has 3 letters, because 31 or whatever is to fuckin' many. And what the hell's up with W? It's not two U's, it's two V's! STUPID MEXICANS!!!

 

10. All dental and orthadontal work in Testonia is free, paid for by... the goverment or whoever.

 

11. The 2010 Olimpics will be held in Testonia and will feature such events as Stepping Over The Top Rope and Air Guitaring OH DUDE I'M GONNA WIN ALL THE FUCKIN' GOLD!!!

 

12. He who smelt it delt it.

 

13. Drugs are legal but only for King Superstud Test (ME) 'cause I don't want that stupid Korean Rob Van Dam gettin' in my country. This one time I had sparked up some premium herb in the locker room and RVD comes up in a fake mustash and he's all "Weed Inspector, gotta take a look at that" but I'm like "Bullshit dude, your not the usual Weed Inspector!" so he says "Yeah, man, I'm new" but I'm still all "THIS SMACKS OF FOUL PLAY!" but then he pulled out this badge so I beleived him but he RAN OFF WITH ALL MY BUD!!! Turns out that he just borrowed the badge from the Bossman. Fuckin' Polacks.

 

14. The elecshion process will be held by me giving everyone THE BIG BOOT and then I (TEST) get to be ruler for like 5,000 more years. And all the women have to go out with me (TEST) because I (TEST) am awesome!!!

 

15. Anyone caught not wearing there goverment-issue leather pants will be EXECUTED VIA FIRING SQUAD like on that show "You Can't Do That On Televison" (A FINE CANADIAN PROGRAMME).

 

16. My country is allowed to have a standing army of giant birds with razers for claws and they shoot lazers from there eyes and when they go "SQUAAAAAWK" it like breaks all this glass and makes your ears bleed and shit and their gonna be ridden by these little gnomes with big-ass axes who have claws like Wolverine OH MAN THIS FUCKING OWNS!!!

 

17. Testonia is at war with the following jerks: Americans, Robots, American Robots, Martians, Martian Robots, American Martians, The Stay-Puffed Marshmellow Man, Superman, Robot Superman, and that dick at the Pizza Hut who always puts olives on my pizza I FUCKIN' HATE OLIVES!!!!!

 

18. Every Thursday is "Ladies' Night". Drinks are $1 off.

 

19. Oh yeah, the offishial curentcy of Testonia is BIG BOOTS. For example, I would offer that guy 5 BIG BOOTS for a pizza and then I would KEEP FUCKING KICKING HIM IN THE FACE UNTIL HE STOPS PUTTING OLIVES ON MY PIZZA GODDAMNIT DID I ASK FOR OLIVES YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING GUATEMALAN???

 

20. There will be no school because school fuckin' sucks but all Testonians will be required to memmorize this paper I wrote in 3rd Grade entitled "WHY I HATE NEGROES".

 

21. Yeah, and my 3rd Grade teacher Mrs. Babcock will be jailed because THAT DIRTY BITCH GAVE MY PAPER AN F!!! IT CLEARLY DESERVED AN A BECAUSE I "PASSED THE TEST" AS IT WERE HA HA LOL!

 

22. Furthermore, my jails will be clean and effishient and there'll be a librery in there in case you want to look at some porn or whatever to edjucate yourself and shit. Testonian prisons will also have less rapes than American prisons but more rapes than Canadian prisons.

 

23. The jewdishial system (FUCKIN' JEWS!!!) will be comprized of a single court prezided over by JUDGE GNARLY (ME). You're innocents will be determined by how much booze you give me. And no Zima or Smearnoff Ice, either, that shit's for dirty Commies.

 

24. Testonia's ruler, The Totally Bitchin' King of Rock 'N Roll (ALSO ME), will live inside the Chuck E. Cheese. And skee-ball games are gonna be ON THE HOUSE DUDE THIS IS SO COMPLETELY SWEET I'M GONNA WIN ALL THE TICKETS AND GET THAT BB GUN FOR CHRISTIAN SO HE CAN SHOOT ARABS WITH IT!

 

25. CAUCASIANS GO BACK TO CAUCASIA!!!!

[Guest DrTom]

TestKick:

 

I have gotten complaints about you flame-baiting in the wrestling folders, which I looked into and found to be valid. This is your solitary warning to stop.

[Guest Shaved Bear]

Tom laying down the law!

[Guest Mattdotcom]

The Whatever-Dude joke I was referring to is TestKick's use of a "1"instead of a "!", thus pretending (?) to be retarded.

[Guest TestKick]

The "1" was actually a mistype on my part.

 

I won't flame-bait anymore. Test = not welcome on this board.

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

The "1" was actually a mistype on my part.

 

I won't flame-bait anymore. Test = not welcome on this board.

Pretty much, yeah.

 

Can we get a thing up saying "IWC Approved Wrestlers Only" somewhere on the rules?

 

 

Kidding, kidding.

[Guest Mattdotcom]

The "1" a mistype? So was my "(?)''.

 

 

 

Tag.

[Guest gwf0704]

So far I think there is a copyright infringement case that could be started here.....

[Guest Mattdotcom]

Yeah, if we were making any money off of this or stealing business away.

 

Oh, wait. Now I know why ratings are so low...

[Guest notJames]

Wait...

 

I thought TestKick had immunity...

 

[Guest art_vandelay]

For what it's worth, I thought TestKick's "revision" of Rob's song was a little funnier.

 

Studying... baking.... lol. Slaps Pants, haha.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

"you're no me"

what the HELL was that?

[Guest Mattdotcom]

What the hell was what? bob barron writes better songs than that.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

just seemed like he was a little too aware of it there.