Guest JAMES900 Report post Posted April 10, 2002 He then says some warrior wisdom and disappears in a cloud of smoke everyone.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted April 10, 2002 suffocates because of the Warrior's cheap smoke machine emitting carbon monoxide. It seems everyone is about to die when... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted April 11, 2002 ...he proceeds to tie santa in bondage(wrestlecrap.com) before hogan can make the save with his bitch the cock(sucker)... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted April 11, 2002 Cocky and Hogan head to the ring to save everyone, but when they arrive, they do nothing but pose and stare. Patterson and rude beg for help, but Rock and Hogan are too busy putting themselves over. Hogan then gets on the mic... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JAMES900 Report post Posted April 11, 2002 Warrior spurts out some warrior wisdom he then disappears in a cloud of smoke which causes everyone to.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrEvil Report post Posted April 11, 2002 say "holy shit, anybody else have a strange sense of deja vu." Hogan screams "NOOOO, no deja-vu bruther, you only get one job card from the hulkster bruther." Cocky then reverts back to his Bootyman character and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted April 11, 2002 is attacked by DDP. "Hey scum, you took the Diamond Doll away from me...and you retired me!! Take this Bootyscum!!" With that, Page hits the Diamond Cutter but... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted April 11, 2002 doesn't anticipate Hogan's steel chair. With one swift strike, Page is down. But someone runs down to help Page. He's masked, no one knows who he is. He cleans house and celebrates. He finally unmasks to reveal... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted April 11, 2002 Eric Bischoff. "I was the mysterious benefactor all along!!! Bwahahahahaha!! Now go and wash my car Page!!!!" However, before Page can respond... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted April 11, 2002 Vince Russo comes out to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted April 11, 2002 shoot on Hogan again. "You bald-headed son of a bitch!! Someone decapitates you, and you still want to play your creative control card. You were supposed to put the Horsemen over tonight!! Lemme tell you something, if it wasn't for guys in the back like Booker T, Jeff Jarrett and The Maestro, you wouldn't be here!! And another thing..." Before Russo can finish, Hogan... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrEvil Report post Posted April 11, 2002 falls to his knees and begins sobbing saying "You're right, you are so right bruther, I'm just a talentless hack who got lucky by being at the right place at the right time, bruther." Russo says "Ok, here's what you're going to do"... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 12, 2002 Your're going to learn how to wrestle, and properly sell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted April 12, 2002 Hogan: "Nooooooooooooooooo!" Russo: "That's right. And after you do that, I'm putting you in an angle where you have an affair with Stacey Kiebler only to learn she's your long lost daughter. You'll then... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 12, 2002 Use a new finisher and stop Hulking up, and posing for ten minutes after the match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JAMES900 Report post Posted April 12, 2002 So hogan goes to OVW and 6 months later he learnt how to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted April 12, 2002 hold down guys under developmental contracts. After defeating the entire roster in a 50-on-1 handicap match, Hogan gains control of OVW from Cornette and renames it the Hulkster Wrestling Federation. His first act as owner is to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrEvil Report post Posted April 12, 2002 hire Jimmy Hart and Eric Bischof, and make Brutus Beefcake and The Disicphile the tag team champions. Randy Savage hears about Hogan owning the organization and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted April 12, 2002 offers his services for 450 billion $ a year. Knowing nobody, not even himself, is worth that amount of cash, hogan declines the deal. Savage then offers to blow Hogan for a job. Hogan... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted April 12, 2002 accepts, but Beefcake gets jealous and pummels Savage. "Nobody blows the Hulkster apart from me!" Hogan laughs at Savage and has him thrown out the building. Hogan then... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted April 12, 2002 decides to compete with Vince. Vince hears of this and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted April 12, 2002 steals Brutus Beefcake from the HWF with a lucrative 5 year contract, giving him a six month reign as the Undisputed champion. Hogan counters this by... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted April 13, 2002 stealing the Big Show and making jobbing him out every night. Somehow this isn't bringing in the money Hogan thought. So... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 13, 2002 he brings bac the Warrior, Kevin Sullivan, and John Tenta in a new gimmick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted April 13, 2002 Ratings skyrocket....in the WWF. Meanwhile, HWF is burying itself under bad booking and old dudes who can barely move. Hogan then thinks of a brilliant plan. He intends to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 13, 2002 Change his colors to........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted April 13, 2002 fuschia and burnt orange. The fans... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 13, 2002 chant "Bullshit!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted April 13, 2002 Hogan runs to the back in fear for his life. Savage is there to comfort him, but... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 13, 2002 Dumbass Ed Leslie gets in between them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
