Guest Tony149 Posted March 19, 2002 Report Posted March 19, 2002 body slams him. Then locks on the pain killer. Rena Mero appears and tries to take Maxx off, but he....
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 20, 2002 Report Posted March 20, 2002 Badd slips out due to the excess baby oil smeared over his body. Maxx goes to wash his hands but is stopped by Mick Foley. Foley tells him....
Guest Tony149 Posted March 20, 2002 Report Posted March 20, 2002 "We used to be tag team partners." Maxx & Foley are then attacked by the Nasty Boys who say.....
Guest DrEvil Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 "I'm sorry" 5,000 times when they suddenly realize that they suck and shouldn't even be looking at Foley and Payne, let alone touching them. Foley and Payne show no mercy, they lay into the Nastys with barbed wire 2x4's leaving them a bloody mess. Foley says "Have a nice day" when...
Guest Tony149 Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 A WWF writer walks in and tells Mick "We have nothing for you to do." Mick gets upset and....
Guest WWF4Life Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 says "When I was wrestling, titles meant something!!! OK, so me and Rocky swapped the WWF title half a dozen times, I had a 24 hour title reign and and the tag titles changed every week, but I was loveable!!! Could Test get a sock puppet over??? Huh? Tell me dammit!!" Foley then...
Guest Tony149 Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 goes into his pants and takes out Mr. Socko. Foley shoves Mr. Socko down the writer's throat while screaming....
Guest WWF4Life Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 "How do you like that!!! I haven't bathed for four months!" The writer throws up and Mick piledrives him into the pool of vomit. Mick is then attacked from behind by Terry Funk, who beats him with a chicken. Funk says...
Guest Tony149 Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 "I made you! Now I will destroy you!" Funk gets a table, sets Foley on it, then...
Guest WWF4Life Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 empties a bag of thumbtacks, nails, light bulbs, mouse traps and razor blades onto the table. Funk then...
Guest Tony149 Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 brings out a ladder, climbs on it, then does a moonsault onto Foley. Funk is screaming in pain, when all of a sudden....
Guest WWF4Life Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 Dory Funk Jr. runs in and puts the boots...to his own brother! Dory then slaps on the spinning toehold as Foley is stretchered away by medics. Terry asks Dory...
Guest Tony149 Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 "What are you doing?" Dory then tells Terry...
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 "I just got back from Whatashityhol, Arkansas! I wrestled a 30 minute draw with Buddy Rogers." Before the brothers can continue, the Steiners walk in and...
Guest Tony149 Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 and beat the shit out of them. The Steiners say "They're the best brother tag team ever!" Scott then goes into roid rage and....
Guest DrEvil Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 (wrong thread cutthroat) explodes, it seems that the years of needle injections weakened his skin until it finally reached it's breaking point. Rick is devastated, he...
Guest WWF4Life Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 starts to cry, until Booker T and Stevie Ray pummel him from behind. "We're the number one brother tag team, fruit booty!" Stevie yells, as Booker performs the Spinaroonie. However...
Guest MARTYEWR Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 ...Scott Hall and Kevin Nash enter. "Hey yo!" states Hall. "We're the best tag team ever!" adds Nash. Suddenly...
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 the Outsiders get jumped by the British Midge...err Bulldogs. "Bloody 'ell Dynamite! We're the best tag team ever. Ozzy is in OUR corner" As the Buldogs approach the ring, The Midnoght Express...
Guest MARTYEWR Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 jump them out of nowhere and knock them out with Jim Cornette's tennis racket. Then, to add to the madness...
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard start knocking everyone out with rolls of quarters. To end their terror, Tom Zenk and Terry Taylor give them double sleeper holds. While in the sleeper holds, James J dillon sneaks behind Zenk and Taylor and...
Guest WWF4Life Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 knocks them both out with his shoe. Demolition then run in but Ax collapses with exhaustion before he can do anything, leaving Smash on his own. Then...
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 The LOD come out and double team Smash. To teach him a lesson for being Road Warrior ripoffs, Hawk pulls out 3,248 needles full of steroids and screams, "If you're gonna rip off our gimmick then at least have our steroided bodies!!!! WHATTA ARUSHHH!!!!!" Animal then
Guest Tony149 Posted March 23, 2002 Report Posted March 23, 2002 falls down. He was attacked by The Powers of Pain. They say "We're bigger than all of you." The Powers of Pain then...
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 23, 2002 Report Posted March 23, 2002 get punked out by Dan Spivey and Sid Eudy!!! "We are the masters of NoSelling. Noone does it better!!!!" Then Mean Mark comes out and
Guest Tony149 Posted March 23, 2002 Report Posted March 23, 2002 says "I used to team with Dan, when you got hurt Sid." Sid says "I got half the brain you do." Sid then notices...
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 23, 2002 Report Posted March 23, 2002 that he has no brain at all. He begins to cry! Dan then admits that he has no courage and Mark gives his confessional. He has no....
Guest Tony149 Posted March 23, 2002 Report Posted March 23, 2002 penis. Mark puts him head down in shame. He then says....
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 23, 2002 Report Posted March 23, 2002 I will become the first eunuch world champion ever!!!!" As he proclaims this feat, Bob Backlund steps from the shadows and says" Too bad Mark. I've got you beat by about ten years." In his rage, Mark Calloway...
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