Guest Mystery Eskimo Posted March 24, 2002 Report Posted March 24, 2002 if he can play with his 2x4. But Shark Boy reappears, and gives Lynn a...
Guest Tony149 Posted March 24, 2002 Report Posted March 24, 2002 bite in the ass. Shark Boy then does a shark attack on....
Guest WWF4Life Posted March 24, 2002 Report Posted March 24, 2002 "Do you think you can put a good word in with Jimmy Hart, I'd like to join the XWF...me and Greg Valentine have some unsettled business." Duggan asks what business and Lynn replies...
Guest WWF4Life Posted March 24, 2002 Report Posted March 24, 2002 "Do you think you can put a good word in with Jimmy Hart, I'd like to join the XWF...me and Greg Valentine have some unsettled business." Duggan asks what business and Lynn replies...
Guest Tony149 Posted March 24, 2002 Report Posted March 24, 2002 "We both have no jobs." Jimmy Hart then walks in....
Guest WWF4Life Posted March 24, 2002 Report Posted March 24, 2002 and hits everyone with his megaphone. Hart then announces...
Guest Tony149 Posted March 24, 2002 Report Posted March 24, 2002 "The XWF is out of business, baby. We can't go toe to toe with Vince, baby." All of a sudden....
Guest WWF4Life Posted March 24, 2002 Report Posted March 24, 2002 Ted Turner walks in and pats Hart on the shoulder. Hart turns to Turner and Ted says...
Guest AM The Kid Posted March 24, 2002 Report Posted March 24, 2002 "Ohhh! Ted Turner! I've been meaning to ask you"...Suddenly Hart is cut off by the sound of...
Guest Mystery Eskimo Posted March 24, 2002 Report Posted March 24, 2002 children crying and David Arquette laughing, as evil VINCE RUSSO enters, shouting...
Guest WWF4Life Posted March 24, 2002 Report Posted March 24, 2002 "All bow down to the might of Russo!!! That's right! Billionaire Ted has agreed to bankroll the brand new Russo Wrestling Federation, and we've got a time slot on TBS from 1am to 3am every Wednesday. Prime time baby!!!" I've already booked the main event, it's going to be...
Guest Tony149 Posted March 24, 2002 Report Posted March 24, 2002 "I was WWF Attitude." Russo then gets hit by a car and dies. Ted Turner then tells Jimmy Hart....
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 24, 2002 Report Posted March 24, 2002 (picking up on WWF4Life) Â Tank Abbott vs. David Arquette baby!!!!!! " Everyone looks at each other and agrees it will be a winner. Russo then gets on the phone and calls....
Guest Mystery Eskimo Posted March 24, 2002 Report Posted March 24, 2002 Goldberg, asking him to appear at his show dressed as a giant goose and job to Russo's brother Jim. Bill says...
Guest Tony149 Posted March 24, 2002 Report Posted March 24, 2002 somebody who's really PISSED OFF! It's Jeff Jarrett. Russo tells Jarrett...
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 25, 2002 Report Posted March 25, 2002 (responding to Eskimo) Â "kiss my ass. I get paid to sit at home on my ass. The only way I'd come back is if I could kick Bret Hart in the head again." Russo tells Goldberg...
Guest Mystery Eskimo Posted March 25, 2002 Report Posted March 25, 2002 "that can be arranged", and sends his winged monkeys to fetch bret hart from his underground lair. Meanwhile...
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 25, 2002 Report Posted March 25, 2002 Lex Luger is in a cave in Atlanta injecting steroids into his ass. Buff Bagwell comes rushing in and exclaims "Lex, we're back in business. Russo's got the book and Turner's paying the cash!" Lugerand Bagwell jump up and down for joy. Meanwhile, Russo finally arrives at Bret Hart's doorsteps and....
Guest Mystery Eskimo Posted March 25, 2002 Report Posted March 25, 2002 kicks in the door, shouting "Hart! I've come for you and your reputation!" Bret is upstairs, and quickly...
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 25, 2002 Report Posted March 25, 2002 tries to jump out the window but Russo's minions grab him before he can escape. They fly him back to Russo Inc. and prep him for the match. Bret, all glossy eyed, just asks Russo to not screw him over. Russo replies...
Guest AM The Kid Posted March 25, 2002 Report Posted March 25, 2002 "It's my duty to screw over legends like you! Now shut up." Bret struggles but...
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 25, 2002 Report Posted March 25, 2002 is restrained by the duo of Buff and Lex. In the other locker room, Goldberg is banging his head on lockers and preparing for his match with Bret. He hears his music and...
Guest AM The Kid Posted March 25, 2002 Report Posted March 25, 2002 breaks down bawling. Bret knows that if Goldberg...
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 25, 2002 Report Posted March 25, 2002 kicks him in the head again, then he will be through. Lex and Buff let Bret go when his music hits. Bret prepares to leave toward the ring when he sees a metal plate in the corner. He....
Guest Mystery Eskimo Posted March 25, 2002 Report Posted March 25, 2002 puts the plate in his vest and heads to the ring. Goldberg is there, wearing a...
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 25, 2002 Report Posted March 25, 2002 helmet similar to Faarooq's. In the corner are spears, machetes, and axes. This isn't just a wrestling match but a duel to the death!!!!! Hart hesitates entering the ring. He looks at Russo and...
Guest areacode212 Posted March 25, 2002 Report Posted March 25, 2002 decides that if he's going to die tonight, he's going out like a man and show all those internet smarks that he isn't a whiny bitch like they all say. While staring right into Russo's eyes, he does the Benoit throat-cutting motion and points to Goldberg, who...
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 25, 2002 Report Posted March 25, 2002 attempts a spear but impales himself on a spike in the corner. Benoit takes a mace and starts swinging it. He flings it in Russo's direction and...
Guest Mystery Eskimo Posted March 25, 2002 Report Posted March 25, 2002 Bret wonders where Benoit came from Nevertheless, the canadians double team Russo until...
Guest areacode212 Posted March 25, 2002 Report Posted March 25, 2002 he says, "stop! I give up! Bret, Chris, you guys are the man!" Bret says, "You said you existed to screw legends like me. Now you're going to find out what I do to those who screw me!" He throws a crying, snivelling, pee-soaked Russo into the ring. "Chris, I'm gonna take care of this myself." He points to Goldberg's dead body. "Get that piece of trash out of my ring!". Benoit complies. Not taking his eyes off Russo, Bret picks up a...
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