Guest WWF4Life Posted April 5, 2002 Report Posted April 5, 2002 has left his wife and kids for Stephanie McMahon, the two having the first ever simulated sex scene on Raw. The scene was interrupted though by...
Guest Posted April 5, 2002 Report Posted April 5, 2002 Hogan announces that he will never retire even when he dies, which leads to the Warrior running in from a cloud of smoke created by him and RVD, the Warrior grabs a microphone and says.........
Guest JAMES900 Posted April 6, 2002 Report Posted April 6, 2002 Then he took 6 months off to film sanat with muscles 2 which....
Guest Posted April 6, 2002 Report Posted April 6, 2002 He announces that he will now fight his toughest opponents in a Handicap match, the Age & Rage (Grim Reaper & Male Pattern Baldness).
Guest goodhelmet Posted April 6, 2002 Report Posted April 6, 2002 Hogan admits the badness has already beat his ass down but he's still running from the Grim Reaper. As Hogan laments, the Rock comes out to shine his shoes and give him a cup of coffee. The Rock tells Hogan....
Guest WWF4Life Posted April 6, 2002 Report Posted April 6, 2002 Hogan laughs heartily and slaps Rock on the shoulder. Unfortunately, Hogan dislocates his shoulder doing so, and is unable to defend the Undisputed title for the next year. Hogan then tells Rocky to...
Guest goodhelmet Posted April 6, 2002 Report Posted April 6, 2002 to take the belt he has worked so hard for. Rocky takes the belt then smashes Hogan into a bloody pulp. Rocky raises the blood-drenched title in the air and yells....
Guest WWF4Life Posted April 6, 2002 Report Posted April 6, 2002 something in ancient Egyptian. He then rips his clothes off to reveal a loincloth and leather armour, and announces "I am the Scorpion King, fear me!!!" Then...
Guest goodhelmet Posted April 6, 2002 Report Posted April 6, 2002 a legion of Egyptian slaves surround him and start chanting. For no reason, his followers begin running away and a loud explosion can be heard. The Scorpion King turns his head and WELLLLL ITS THE BIG SHOWWWWWW!!!!!! Â wobbles to the ring. The bIg Show then....
Guest WWF4Life Posted April 6, 2002 Report Posted April 6, 2002 goes to chokeslam Rocky/Scorpy, but is stopped by...Christoper Lloyd, who hits him with a steel chair. "I can't let you hurt Rocky, we need him for Suburban Commando 2." Rock looks and Lloyd and...
Guest JAMES900 Posted April 6, 2002 Report Posted April 6, 2002 Decided to make Mr Nanny 2 aswell......
Guest WWF4Life Posted April 6, 2002 Report Posted April 6, 2002 so Rocky puts on a pink tutu and lays the smack down on Lloyd's ass. However, Hogan regains consciousness and sees Rock in the tutu. He Hulks up and...
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted April 6, 2002 Report Posted April 6, 2002 rock receives a flury of right hands. Big Boot and Hogan hits the Leg Drop. A ref runs in out of nowhere but...
Guest goodhelmet Posted April 6, 2002 Report Posted April 6, 2002 gets clobbered by Tugboat. Tugboat then pounds on Hogan screaming "You said I was your friend!!!" Tugboat climbs to the top turnbuckle to give Hogan the Fatass splash but....
Guest WWF4Life Posted April 6, 2002 Report Posted April 6, 2002 loses his balance and falls off, squashing Christopher Lloyd. The Man With No Brother Bruti Zodicake then runs in and attacks...
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted April 6, 2002 Report Posted April 6, 2002 Hogan! after all these years a lackey, he's tired of not being in the spotlight. Then...
Guest goodhelmet Posted April 6, 2002 Report Posted April 6, 2002 Mean Gene, who's doing commentary at ringside. He gets Mean gene in the dreaded sleeper. All of a sudden, the ghost of Adrian Adonis appears with a pair of scissors. Beefcake lets go of Okerlund and...
Guest WWF4Life Posted April 6, 2002 Report Posted April 6, 2002 says "Sorry Adrian, I didn't mean to cost you your match with Piper...someone made me do it." The ghost of Adonis moved closer and whispered "Who?" "No, it wasn't him!! It was..."
Guest goodhelmet Posted April 6, 2002 Report Posted April 6, 2002 Jumping Jim Brunzell. Adonis thanks Bruti for the info and goes searching for the Killer Bees. Brutus then picks up Mean Gene, preparing him for the Apocalypse when...
Guest WWF4Life Posted April 6, 2002 Report Posted April 6, 2002 Greg Valentine and the ghost of Dino Bravo attack him. The Dream Team pummel Beefcake, but are chased away by...
Guest goodhelmet Posted April 6, 2002 Report Posted April 6, 2002 Owen Hart and Brian Pillman, the Dream team of wrestle-heaven. Hart and Pillman then turn and beat the shit out of Zodiac for being such a crappy wrestler. After they destroy Leslie, they...
Guest WWF4Life Posted April 6, 2002 Report Posted April 6, 2002 then decide to go and haunt Test for the rest of his life for humiliating the good name of Canadian wrestlers. Meanwhile, Hogan recovers (again) and picks up Beefcake in his pythons, but...
Guest goodhelmet Posted April 6, 2002 Report Posted April 6, 2002 begins to grimace in pain from a toothache. He drops from the pain and Brutus tells him" I know just the man to help you with that" Brutus calls....
Guest WWF4Life Posted April 6, 2002 Report Posted April 6, 2002 Mick Foley!! "Hey Hulk. Y'know I keep a spare tooth up my nose for emergencies, so anytime ya need a new one...hahahahahahaha!!!" Hogan says...
Guest goodhelmet Posted April 6, 2002 Report Posted April 6, 2002 "Man, I need a real expert. Sorry Mick but you're not main event material so I'll have to pass on your offer brother!" Mick becomes enraged and gives Hogan the mandible Claw. Hogan writhes in pain when Isaac Yankem DDS appears and...
Guest WWF4Life Posted April 6, 2002 Report Posted April 6, 2002 laughs evilly. He points out the irony of a dentist with bad teeth, but everyone still ignores him. Isaac lowers his head and starts to cry. Meanwhile, Mick is still pummelling Hogan but is stopped by...
Guest goodhelmet Posted April 6, 2002 Report Posted April 6, 2002 Tully Blanchard. Blanchard gives Mick the slingshot suplex and starts spouting bible verses. Tully then screams...
Guest WWF4Life Posted April 6, 2002 Report Posted April 6, 2002 "I've got the Eleventh Commandment for you Foley. Thou shall not fuck with the Horsemen!!" However, Hogan clotheslines Tully and drops the Big Leg, with Beefcake counting the 1 2 3. Suddenly, there's a loud thunderclap and Hogan looks up...
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