Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted April 28, 2002 Report Posted April 28, 2002 Faith no more guy and hat guy are sitting patiently for the next show. They do not realize that ECW is no more. Joey styles emerges (apparently shilling coins wasn't paying bills) from under the ring, unshaven and a wreck. He...
Guest areacode212 Posted April 28, 2002 Report Posted April 28, 2002 gets startled by Faith No More Guy and Hat Guy. "Oh my god! What the hell are you guys still doing here? The last show here was more than a year ago! Damn that Vince. They keep asking me to try out for Smackdown, but you know what I say to them? 'Hell no!' I'm not selling out to the WWF! Paul E. might be Vince's little bitch now, but I still have *my* pride." He then scratches his ass and asks Faith No More Guy if he's going to eat the rest of that sandwich. The two fans look at each other and say...
Guest JAMES900 Posted April 29, 2002 Report Posted April 29, 2002 Yes, then sign guy appears and much....
Guest areacode212 Posted April 30, 2002 Report Posted April 30, 2002 groaning and belly-clutching ensue. "Where the hell did you buy these sandwiches, Faith No More guy?" Faith No More guy stands up in a fury. "Let me tell you something, little man! I..."
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted April 30, 2002 Report Posted April 30, 2002 am the single most over super-fan in the world today, brother!" He then cuts a Hoganesque promo. "Ya know something Joey, I've been here along time, and I've seen a lot of things but I've NEVER encountered the force or quantam energy, the sheer power...of that ham sandwich, brother. NEVER, brother! brother...brother" *poses* Joey...
Guest JAMES900 Posted May 1, 2002 Report Posted May 1, 2002 Asks him if he's ever tried Decaf, Faith no more guy says.....
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted May 1, 2002 Report Posted May 1, 2002 "Eat me, Styles!" Joey then proceeds to eat FNM Guy. Screaming at the horror of it all, Hat Guy...
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted May 1, 2002 Report Posted May 1, 2002 and the mutants start packing it in the arena. Hordes of idiots start chanting "You fucked up" and "He's hardcore". Joey, stomach full, runs to the bathroom. Suddenly, a familiar theme blares from the speakers. It's...
Guest WWF4Life Posted May 2, 2002 Report Posted May 2, 2002 "We Want Kitty" starts up from the former ECW faithful. In response, the lights go out, and when they come back on...
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted May 2, 2002 Report Posted May 2, 2002 a black cat is standing in the middle of the ring. The dissappointed mutants charge the ring and tear the cat apart. They stampede out and head towards stamford. They want Vince's head. Vince hears of this and...
Guest DrEvil Posted May 3, 2002 Report Posted May 3, 2002 mistakenly thinks that they want to give Vince head, so he take his pants off in preparation and...
Guest JAMES900 Posted May 4, 2002 Report Posted May 4, 2002 And he gets attacked by the ECW crew but he is saved by....
Guest DrEvil Posted May 4, 2002 Report Posted May 4, 2002 no one, nobody comes to his aid to show human compassion. The mutants tear into him and the genetic jackhammer is reduced to...
Guest JAMES900 Posted May 5, 2002 Report Posted May 5, 2002 A ballon flys in through the window vince proclaims that....
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted May 6, 2002 Report Posted May 6, 2002 the balloon can float about 6'5 high, has the right look and is a hoss. He immediately pushes the balloon to squash Angle and Jericho upon its debut. HHH...
Guest JAMES900 Posted May 6, 2002 Report Posted May 6, 2002 pops the ballon and blames it on Jericho, vince....
Guest JAMES900 Posted May 8, 2002 Report Posted May 8, 2002 Sends Jericho to OVW for 6 months, meanwhile HHH is......
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted May 8, 2002 Report Posted May 8, 2002 running wild in yellow and redorange in the WWF as ratings plummet. Their only solution is...
Guest JAMES900 Posted May 8, 2002 Report Posted May 8, 2002 King Kong Bundy but, what vince didn't realise is....
Guest converge241 Posted May 8, 2002 Report Posted May 8, 2002 ..is that Bundy had a sex change and wants to be known as Divine Darlene. He needs a personal enterouge from the WWF midcard, so Vince gives him/her...
Guest areacode212 Posted May 8, 2002 Report Posted May 8, 2002 Kurt Angle, Chris Jericho, Chris Benoit and Tajiri, all of whom are immediately repackaged as...
Guest WWF4Life Posted May 8, 2002 Report Posted May 8, 2002 ...The Tasty Midgets, an all singing, all dancing chorus line, each wearing a fetching sequinned ball gown. Jericho turns to Benoit and says...
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 "Kill me...Kill me now, eh." Benoit nods in agreement. During a live segment on RAW, the midgets shoot on Bundy, Vince and the rest of the locker room. They...
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