Guest converge241 Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 ..force the WWE crew to stand in line for Star Wars and endure the fans. Mick Foley arrives to cut a promo explaining that these people are really hardcore. All of a sudden, who should drive by but...
Guest redbaron51 Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 sit on their asses pretending that nothing happen. Big show gets up and...
Guest areacode212 Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 pick up Divine Darlene, still clad in his/her Catholic schoolgirl outfit, and do a 4-way dropkick, causing him/her to...
Guest areacode212 Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 (ignore this, I was trying to force a new page)
Guest WWF4Life Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 pick up Divine Darlene, still clad in his/her Catholic schoolgirl outfit, and do a 4-way dropkick, causing him/her to... Pick it up from here... fall out of the ring and land on J.R. and The King. Benoit slaps on the Crippler Crossface, but is attacked from behind by the returning Cloudy, who blasts him with a chair. Cloudy turns to Divine and...
Guest JAMES900 Posted May 10, 2002 Report Posted May 10, 2002 Beats her down Cloudy is awarded the world title and that....
Guest converge241 Posted May 13, 2002 Report Posted May 13, 2002 ..drives up the ratings to unheard of levels as raw starts putting up a 34.6 rating until the world title is defended against...
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted May 28, 2002 Report Posted May 28, 2002 HHH. HHH squashes Cloudy, despite being told to do the job. He refuses and mid match he stops co-operating and makes Cloudy submit, for real. Nearly breaking his/her leg in the process. HHH then cuts a promo stating...
Guest RetroRob215 Posted May 28, 2002 Report Posted May 28, 2002 "I am the Game-uhhh" Wait, Chyna jumps him from behind and Cloudy gets a few shots in too. The most manly women, or most womanly men, are now destroying The Game, but here comes...
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted May 29, 2002 Report Posted May 29, 2002 Harvey Wippleman! to make the save...but it's a SWERVE~! He takes the belt and claims to be the new undisputed champion. The crowd (if not gone already) is in shock. But out comes commisioner Sid Vicious. Harvey's first title defense is right now against...
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted May 29, 2002 Report Posted May 29, 2002 "I've come back from the dead for one reason. To kick anyone and everyone's ass who ever used the term 'Pillmanize'. Starting with you, Harvey Wippleman!"...
Guest Posted May 29, 2002 Report Posted May 29, 2002 Harvey develops a serious case of the limbertail and runs off like a scalded dog, only to run right into a very angry...
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted May 29, 2002 Report Posted May 29, 2002 Tajiri. Tajiri kicks Harvey's head off! He takes the belt and declares himself champ (in japanese, natch). But Pillman storms the back looking for Harvey. When he sees Tajiri with the title, Pillman...
Guest RetroRob215 Posted May 29, 2002 Report Posted May 29, 2002 ...PILLMANIZES HIM!!! Pillman pins him to win the title. Brian sees Harvey and beats the hell out of him, but here comes Big Bertha to defend her man's honor by....
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted May 29, 2002 Report Posted May 29, 2002 Sitting on Pillman's head. But Steve Austin comes in with a chair and runs everyone off. Pillman...Austin...face to face...they embrace! The Hollywood Blondes are back, By gawd! But...
Guest areacode212 Posted May 30, 2002 Report Posted May 30, 2002 ...Austin looks at Pillman, then looks at Bertha Faye, then looks down at himself. "Wait a minute..."..
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted May 31, 2002 Report Posted May 31, 2002 You're dead! What the hell?" Pillman responds...
Guest JAMES900 Posted June 1, 2002 Report Posted June 1, 2002 I know but dammit I'm a wrestler and wrestlers never retire or die!
Guest Mark4steamboat Posted June 1, 2002 Report Posted June 1, 2002 This causes austin to stun pillman and he suddenly wakes up only to be confronted by the person lying next to him who turns out to be...
Guest areacode212 Posted July 22, 2002 Report Posted July 22, 2002 *BUMP* I'm starting this anew: It was a dark and stormy night, and Trish Stratus, on a rare night off from wrestling house shows, was on her computer. Suddenly, her AIM chirps with an IM from...
Guest M Nyland Posted July 22, 2002 Report Posted July 22, 2002 ...RetroRob...wanting to know if he can borrow a cup of sugar and dance around in her underwear...Trish responds with...
Guest areacode212 Posted July 22, 2002 Report Posted July 22, 2002 "Albert, is that you again?". Disgustedly, Trish...
Guest Shaved Bear Posted July 22, 2002 Report Posted July 22, 2002 takes a squeege and tries to kill Albert with it, When Sid...
Guest areacode212 Posted July 22, 2002 Report Posted July 22, 2002 decides to IM Trish as well. He types...
Guest M Nyland Posted July 22, 2002 Report Posted July 22, 2002 "I'm PSYCHO!" before powerbombing his computer into the ground and running out his front door and into...
Guest Incandenza Posted July 22, 2002 Report Posted July 22, 2002 ...his dark army of evil squirrels. He strokes his chin, looks at his squirrels, and thinks about Trish. He has an idea...
Guest M Nyland Posted July 22, 2002 Report Posted July 22, 2002 Trish then tries to attack the squirrels but trips over the sad career of Jackie Gayda and falls on her face. She stands and runs into the woods to find...
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