Guest TUS_02 Posted February 26, 2002 Report Posted February 26, 2002 not good... I had $500 on him getting killed in 3 weeks in the pool." Callis' bookie walks in and looks for his money. Don takes out his wallet, but instead of money, he finds....
Guest Tony149 Posted February 26, 2002 Report Posted February 26, 2002 monopoly money with Vince McMahon's face on the bill. Don says "SON OF A BITCH!" Don's bookie doesn't look happy. The bookie says....
Guest DrEvil Posted February 26, 2002 Report Posted February 26, 2002 doggies eat applesauce to save the ozone layer. Everybody gets the message so they turn to Don and...
Guest Tony149 Posted February 26, 2002 Report Posted February 26, 2002 say "Saturn is your bookie?" Don says "Yeah." Saturn then says...
Guest DrEvil Posted February 26, 2002 Report Posted February 26, 2002 Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. Nobody can believe that Saturn wants that done, but they must obey so they...
Guest Tony149 Posted February 26, 2002 Report Posted February 26, 2002 close their eyes, click their shoes together and say "There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home." When they open their eyes they see...
Guest DrEvil Posted February 26, 2002 Report Posted February 26, 2002 The Oddities, there's Golga, Kurggan, Giant Silva, and Don is back as The Jackyl, everyone is overjoyed. That is until they turn around, Gangrel shrieks "NOOOOO, it can't be, it's, it's.....
Guest Tony149 Posted February 26, 2002 Report Posted February 26, 2002 Luna & The ICP. Gangrel is stunned and asks....
Guest areacode212 Posted February 26, 2002 Report Posted February 26, 2002 "Luna?? Baby, what are you doing with these idiots?" Shaggy 2 Dope (or whatever the fuck his name is) cuts him off and raps...
Guest Tony149 Posted February 26, 2002 Report Posted February 26, 2002 Luna cuts the rappers off and says "They suck!" Everybody agrees. All of a sudden, a green M & M walks in to...
Guest TUS_02 Posted February 26, 2002 Report Posted February 26, 2002 The strip joint and Luna takes out a shotgun and points it at...
Guest Tony149 Posted February 26, 2002 Report Posted February 26, 2002 "What the hell?" Screams Edge. "There's a...a red M & M. There's two of them here!" The Red & Green M & M's look on. They say...
Guest areacode212 Posted February 26, 2002 Report Posted February 26, 2002 "Is this where we can find Rhyno's mom?". Rhyno narrows his eyes and...
Guest Tony149 Posted February 27, 2002 Report Posted February 27, 2002 attacks the M & M's. Rhyno eats them. Eric Bischoff is seen with DDP & Kimberly. "They're having sex!" says Rhyno. The rest of the people in the club look over and see Bischoff...
Guest TUS_02 Posted February 27, 2002 Report Posted February 27, 2002 Throwing his hot down down Kimberly's hallway (if you know what I mean). DDP repeats TWO TIME. TWO TIME! Over and over again. Rhyno then...
Guest The Great Wesuke Posted February 27, 2002 Report Posted February 27, 2002 gores a hole through the wall of the stripclub and he, Don Callis, Edge, and Gangrel all escape into the street. At that exact same moment they see Kane chasing Outback Jack. Edge: We've got to help him! Suddenly, William Regal jumps out from around the corner and KO's Edge with brass knux,
Guest Tony149 Posted February 27, 2002 Report Posted February 27, 2002 says "This is better than watching a porno movie." Edge says "You can say that again." So Rhyno says it again. Kimberly starts to...
Guest areacode212 Posted February 27, 2002 Report Posted February 27, 2002 wake up. "Huh, she was asleep?" Gangrel exclaims, "This is way too freaky for me, guys. Let's get out of here." Gangrel, Edge and Rhyno all get up and leave the carnage behind. They walk a few blocks, clearing their heads. "Canadian beer is some GOOD SHIT, MAN!!", Rhyno says. Edge replies, "Dude, I know where we can get some..."
Guest Tony149 Posted February 27, 2002 Report Posted February 27, 2002 Edge then screams "ROAD TRIP!" Edge, Rhyno & Gangrel go to the airport, getting ready to catch a flight to Canada when....
Guest areacode212 Posted February 27, 2002 Report Posted February 27, 2002 the ticket agent says, "um, you ARE in Canada, guys" (page 3). She holds up a copy of The Globe and Mail as proof. They all take the bus to the Avis Rent-A-Car place. As they're cruising down the highway towards the U.S. border, they hear a familiar voice singing a Backstreet Boys song. They all scream as the face of...
Guest Tony149 Posted February 27, 2002 Report Posted February 27, 2002 Michael Cole's ghost appears. Edge says "Did somebody spike our drinks? First we try to take a road trip to Canada only to find out we're in Canada. Now Michael Cole?" Cole is singing. The car Edge, Rhyno & Gangrel are in flips over, as...
Guest TUS_02 Posted February 27, 2002 Report Posted February 27, 2002 the road became all bumpy and the car slides a couple yards before it stops and Edge smells gas so they all hurry out. A cop car pulls up and out walks....
Guest areacode212 Posted February 27, 2002 Report Posted February 27, 2002 Michael Cole's ghost does really inept and annoying play-by-play of everything that goes on. He says...
Guest Tony149 Posted February 27, 2002 Report Posted February 27, 2002 "MY GOD! MY GOD! MY GOD! The car just flipped over, King!" Cole then notices there's no Lawler. And says "Oh!" Edge is on his cell phone and is calling The Ghostbusters!
Guest areacode212 Posted February 27, 2002 Report Posted February 27, 2002 "Dammit!! My batteries just died " Edge frowns. Michael Cole's ghost goes up to them. "Hey, guess what, guys? You may have killed me, but I'm going to haunt you and say idiotic things in your ears for the rest of your lives!". Rhyno tries to gore Cole, but goes through him and crashes into the utility pole behind him. "And there's nothing you can do to stop it! Ahahahaha! Only another ghost can touch me!! Hey Edge, where did you get that outfit? West Hollywood? Ahahahahahaha!". Edge, Gangrel and Rhyno all look at each other in disgust. Suddenly, they hear...
Guest TUS_02 Posted February 27, 2002 Report Posted February 27, 2002 The ghostbusters car pull up, and all of them pile out (Minus Peter Venkman, for some weird, reason ) Egon surveys the situation, while Ray talks to Edge, Gangrel and Rhyno. Cole is scared shitness and has only one other option.... so he...
Guest Tony149 Posted February 27, 2002 Report Posted February 27, 2002 He starts singing random Backstreet Boys songs. Everybody is covering their ears. When....
Guest areacode212 Posted February 28, 2002 Report Posted February 28, 2002 a really familiar tune starts to play, getting louder and louder, drowning out even the evil sounds of Cole's singing. "Egon, isn't that an old WWF theme song?" "I don't watch much boxing, sorry" Edge says, "Isn't that...the High Energy theme music??" Suddenly...
Guest Tony149 Posted February 28, 2002 Report Posted February 28, 2002 The ghost of Owen Hart appears and kicks Michael Cole's ass. Edge, Rhyno & Gangrel have smiles on their faces. Owen says...
Guest DrEvil Posted February 28, 2002 Report Posted February 28, 2002 enough is enough and it's time for a change, from now on...
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