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Guest Raven_Effect01
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*Molly drags Lawler away*

 

Lawler:"Hey, where the hell are you taking me?!"

 

Molly:"Shut the hell up, pedophile"

 

Lawler:"Ha ha ha, you're a fat ass!"

 

*Molly slaps Lawler hard*

 

Lawler:"Owwww!"

 

Molly:"It's about time I give you the ass-kicking you deserve for your perverted comments about women in WWE, especially me, every week!"

 

*Molly throws Lawler into a ring*

 

*Molly gets up on the top rope and hits Lawler with a missile dropkick*

 

*Molly blantantly chokes Lawler*

 

*Molly picks up Lawler and nails him with a standing dropkick*

 

*Molly irish whips Lawler into the corner and chops the hell out of him*

 

Lawler:"Ouch! Eeech! Ouch! Ouch!"

 

*Molly hits a monkey flip on Lawler*

 

*Molly gets on the top rope*

 

*Lawler slowly gets back to his feet*

 

*Lawler gets met with the Molly Go-Round off the top rope*

 

*Molly finds a steel chair, takes it into the ring, and beats the hell out of Lawler*

 

Lawler:"HELP MEEEE!!"

 

*Molly with one last chairshot that knocks out Lawler*

 

*Molly spits on Lawler in disgust and leaves*

 

Lawler:"Pup....I can't say it, damn it!"

 

Lawler:"Woohoo!! Pup.....shit, still can't say it!"

 

Lawler:"Molly, you're gonna pay for this, vir......shit, can't say that either!"

 

Lawler:"My beautiful material, it's gone, nooooooo!!!"

 

*Lawler pouts and a few security guards escort him out*

 

*End skit*

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