What if Satan booked Summerslam?

[Rob E Dangerously]

here's my expected results for a Satan-backed Summerslam

 

Edge over Eddy in 6 seconds with a spear

 

Test defeats Undertaker in a 40 minute technical match

 

HHH and HBK go to a draw in a 60 minute iron man match

 

Chris Benoit v. Rob Van Dam ends early when Rosie and Jamal attack both men at 3:00 into the match.

 

Rey Misterio Jr defeats Kurt Angle with help of Konnan, Master P and the No Limit Soldiers, who then decide to rap in the ring after the match. Before Kurt Angle bumps for Swoll, who is a HOSS~!

 

Booker T is injured in the back by Bull Buchanan before his match.

 

Goldust and his new partner Hulk Hogan defeat the UnAmericans to win the tag team titles in 16:53

 

Ric Flair and Chris Jericho end their match at 1:32 so they could bring out Fozzy Osbourne and sing a duet together, for 14 minutes

 

HHH defeats Brock Lesnar and the Rock in a three way when he pins Brock, 6:66 into the match. HHH then beats up Rock with the sledgehammer.

 

Stephanie McMahon defeats Paul Heyman, The Big Show, Rikishi, Albert and Eric Bischoff in a six-way evening gown match by stripping all 5 of them nude.

[Guest Shaved Bear]

and angle and rey cant be messed up?

[Guest CanadianChick]

That match would be canceled

[Guest Downhome]

I thought Satan WAS booking Summerslam.

[Guest Anglesault]

You mean Satan ISN'T Booking Summerslam? i thought the bastard who thought up Taker vs. Test could qualify as the scourge of the underworld